How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?

**Kiopa_Matt** · 06-30-2010, 11:11 AM

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**CDSmith** · 06-30-2010, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by RDFrame

Fixed it for you.

**Gambrinus** · 06-30-2010, 11:20 AM

I think I could easily rape and kill 40 Biebers before I got tired. Give me an 8 ball of Meth and you could triple that number easy. Realistically I would probably only rape 3 of them before I decided it was time to begin the slaughter.

**UniqueD** · 06-30-2010, 11:29 AM

23 for me!

**Gambrinus** · 06-30-2010, 11:33 AM

Do I get to bring any weapons? If I can have my iPod, an 8 ball and a broadsword there is going to be a fucking Biebercaust.

**seeandsee** · 06-30-2010, 11:41 AM

http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/17_34.jpg

**CDSmith** · 06-30-2010, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by Gambrinus

Do I get to bring any weapons? If I can have my iPod, an 8 ball and a broadsword there is going to be a fucking Biebercaust.

Fucking LOL!!

**Jarmusch** · 06-30-2010, 11:54 AM

Never heard of him.

**Jakez** · 06-30-2010, 11:55 AM

I'm pretty sure he's a closet wigger so it's a gamble. Haha.

**CDSmith** · 06-30-2010, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by Jarmusch

Never heard of him.

Lucky you.

If you post the address of the rock you live under I'll fedex you a cookie btw.

**Jon Oso** · 06-30-2010, 12:08 PM

I'll do that right after I listen to the song in question 1. I hope there are more songs.

*edit*

it was just the one song.

33 too lazy to link

**pradaboy** · 06-30-2010, 12:12 PM

about 23 I think

**pornguy** · 06-30-2010, 12:25 PM

I could take 33 of him. Hahahahha good find.

**ottopottomouse** · 06-30-2010, 12:40 PM

**CDSmith** · 06-30-2010, 12:41 PM

I'd say anything over 20 is very respectable.

**_Richard_** · 06-30-2010, 12:42 PM

woot woot

**dicksman42** · 06-30-2010, 12:43 PM

Originally posted by Gambrinus

I think I could easily rape and kill 40 Biebers before I got tired. Give me an 8 ball of Meth and you could triple that number easy. Realistically I would probably only rape 3 of them before I decided it was time to begin the slaughter.

WOW I was gonna say something....but never mind

**u-Bob** · 06-30-2010, 12:45 PM

30 here.

**CYF** · 06-30-2010, 01:16 PM

28 here

**Loch** · 06-30-2010, 01:20 PM

27 killed !!!

**Nicky** · 06-30-2010, 01:22 PM

wowo 31 here :P

**Coup** · 06-30-2010, 01:33 PM

I wouldn't fight him because he's just too dreamy

**CDSmith** · 06-30-2010, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by Coup

I wouldn't fight him because he's just too dreamy

What if you accidentally knocked over his Pepsi and he threw a spoiled little rich kid tantrum at you and tried to kick you in the shnutz, would you fight him then?

**Cash4Me** · 06-30-2010, 03:24 PM

Only 27 Biebers

**dyna mo** · 06-30-2010, 03:25 PM

is this a twitter fight or like a fist fight?

**CDSmith** · 06-30-2010, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

is this a twitter fight or like a fist fight?

Take the test, the questions speak for themselves.

Question 2 for example is very telling, and quite hilarious.

**dyna mo** · 06-30-2010, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Take the test, the questions speak for themselves.

i won't be taking the stupid test IN AND OUT BURGER HERE I COME!

**CDSmith** · 06-30-2010, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

i won't be taking the stupid test IN AND OUT BURGER HERE I COME!

That's Justin Bieber in disguise in your avatar isn't it.

I can spot a Bieber lover a mile away.

**Yanks_Todd** · 06-30-2010, 07:17 PM

man I thought it would be a game like the penguin game, I would pay to play that

**Spunky** · 06-30-2010, 07:33 PM

You could take 26 Justin Biebers in a fight!

**lazycash** · 06-30-2010, 08:08 PM

**Relentless** · 06-30-2010, 08:19 PM

It's a trick question.

You could take ALL of them.

The question makes the flawed assumption that killing more of him is harder than killing any of him. If there were 1 or 300 Million of him the difference in effort necessary to kill all of them would be essentially the same.... zero.

**EliteWebmaster** · 06-30-2010, 08:38 PM

Something about Bieber that makes me want to punch him if I saw him in person.

**Mutt** · 06-30-2010, 08:43 PM

you'd sell your right nut to be that kid - i've saw two really really hot 19-20 year old girls on facebook the other day post the exact same thing 'is it weird that i am hot for Justin Biebers?'

**tiger** · 06-30-2010, 11:08 PM

28 for me as well that seems pretty low.

**Naechy** · 06-30-2010, 11:37 PM

just 27 here

How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?

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