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ottopottomouse 07-06-2010 02:16 PM

50 clichés

ottopottomouse 07-06-2010 02:21 PM

It was my partners fault it all went wrong

leedsfan 07-06-2010 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17314132)
It was my partners fault it all went wrong

but it was!! ;0

munki 07-06-2010 02:34 PM

How could i forget...

2
2
5
7

Screwed Up 07-06-2010 02:35 PM

pics or it didn't happen

datatank 07-06-2010 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17312879)
Well, only saw rogue brother recently, but it was meant to be the catchall, as in "Rogue __________"

Rouge*


..........

datatank 07-06-2010 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius (Post 17312915)
"It's a GAME-CHANGER!"

"Don't hate the player, hate the game"

and basically anything a middle-aged, balding white person says on a message board while trying to sound like a gangsta rapper.

Thats fucked up to talk ahout KB's hair loss

leedsfan 07-06-2010 02:40 PM

ok some more classic nuggets:

I got scammed
Don't do business with...(insert anyone)
(Insert affiliate program) hasn't paid me...
muahahahaha
buahahahaha
Who is the biggest playah on GFY?
Check out my new ride
Who is this chick?
I want to start my own tube site
spam me with sponsors
drive by spam
my huge mainstream projects (read: pushing Rx and acai berry produtcs)

notime 07-06-2010 02:44 PM

"Show me your tits"
"Where is my money"
"xxx is a scammer"
"I did not get paid by....."
"xxx, please step in"

leedsfan 07-06-2010 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 17314369)
"Show me your tits"
"Where is my money"
"xxx is a scammer"
"I did not get paid by....."
"xxx, please step in"

Jacques,

Show me your tits :winkwink:

notime 07-06-2010 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leedsfan (Post 17314414)
Jacques,

Show me your tits :winkwink:

Hairy moobs is your fetish ?
:1orglaugh

munki 07-06-2010 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 17314438)
Hairy moobs is your fetish ?
:1orglaugh

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

NickB. 07-07-2010 12:25 AM

me luv u l0ng tYm

mikeyddddd 07-07-2010 12:42 AM


PenisFace 07-07-2010 12:54 AM

Here's my observations:

"barefootsies"

We get it, he's annoying and tends to sperg out. Put him on ignore and forget about it. The same goes for anyone else who pisses you off.

"BP4L" and "Bro". You're internet nerds who make money nerding out on the internet. You aren't fooling anyone.


"baddog is..."


Either a good guy or a prick, depending on who you ask. We don't really care.

"fatfoo..." (I am guilty of this, I admit)

An internet message board is a place where people can post topics and reply to other topics. 54% of the stuff I say may potentially be posted by a bot or an Indian named Kalur Kumar Singh Bahar. Good luck, Steven Segal.

Everyone on GFY

Disfunctional doesn't even begin to describe 100% of you. This 100% includes me. We are all the worst kind of person.



Thank you, and goodnight.

sicone 07-07-2010 12:58 AM

Is this thread about phrases from the industry or just this board?

PenisFace 07-07-2010 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 17315648)
Is this thread about phrases from the industry or just this board?

The only part of the industry that I know is from GFY. Otherwise I'm completely unaffiliated. If the rest of the industry is anything like GFY... God help us.

sicone 07-07-2010 01:08 AM

Industry....

Teen... But her ID says she's 27
First Timer... First time this hour maybe
Reality... With a script, camera stops and transition shots, editing
Find me at the Circle Bar

From the board...

Broke Newbie... I realize you know everyone in your own little world, but if you ever left the house would your neighbor even know you?
Attention Mods... Shut the fuck up, quit whining and Go Fuck Yourself
XXXX is back and his new name is XXXX... So what, start your own board if you want to play mod
Fake Nics


and the best of both...

ROI. Had the best ROI ever at XXXX Show, even tho only 22 people attended and we all work for the same company.

Chosen 07-07-2010 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 17315625)

:upsidedow

munki 07-07-2010 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 17315656)
Industry....

Teen... But her ID says she's 27
First Timer... First time this hour maybe
Reality... With a script, camera stops and transition shots, editing
Find me at the Circle Bar

From the board...

Broke Newbie... I realize you know everyone in your own little world, but if you ever left the house would your neighbor even know you?
Attention Mods... Shut the fuck up, quit whining and Go Fuck Yourself
XXXX is back and his new name is XXXX... So what, start your own board if you want to play mod
Fake Nics


and the best of both...

ROI. Had the best ROI ever at XXXX Show, even tho only 22 people attended and we all work for the same company.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup:thumbsup

crazytrini85 07-07-2010 03:14 AM

Bankrupsy
Adapt Or Die
Bro
Converts Like Its 1999
Top Converting
True Dat
Nig

EliteWebmaster 07-07-2010 04:13 AM

Here's the most recent overused phrase:

Affiliate has not paid me. They have ripped me off :)

DamianJ 07-07-2010 04:42 AM

thanksfortheinfos.info

ottopottomouse 07-07-2010 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 17315656)
if you ever left the house would your neighbor even know you?

Unfortunately yes. EVERYBODY seems to know me.

But i've lived here for 11 years now and if you lined up everybody in the street and asked ME which house they belong too I wouldn't have a clue :1orglaugh

DamianJ 07-07-2010 04:49 AM

Sorry a relative died so I didn't finish your banners.
Sorry, my PC broke so I didn't finish your banners.
Sorry, we had powercut in village so I didn't finish your banners.

ottopottomouse 07-07-2010 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17315939)
Sorry a relative died so I didn't finish your banners

Some families must breed like rabbits the amount of relatives that they have spare to kill off.

TeenCat 07-07-2010 04:55 AM

there is no money in porn

Matyko 07-07-2010 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 17312955)
Site Performed Amazing in Beta!!!

--> I Love This Thread! :DDD


"This thread delivers"

biris 07-07-2010 06:36 AM

converts really well
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bird (Post 17312659)
converts really well

:1orglaugh:upsidedow:1orglaugh :thumbsup

munki 07-08-2010 12:24 AM

* traffic *

Sarah_Jayne 07-08-2010 03:15 AM

Hello buddy, ma'am

HomerSimpson 07-08-2010 06:04 AM

Converts Like Its 1999

ajrocks 07-08-2010 06:42 AM

I've got massive traffic.

Mike Dutch 07-08-2010 06:43 AM

juicccccccccccccccccccccccccyyyyyyyyyyyyy

CaptainHowdy 07-08-2010 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 17312599)
Not used enough IMHO :2 cents:

I predict it will be used frequently around here...

nakeddutch 07-08-2010 06:47 AM

I'm Cumming! I'm Cumming!

Klen 07-08-2010 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17312781)
"it's not gay if you don't look him on the eye."

I think that coming from this:
http://thekillerj.files.wordpress.co...ye-contact.jpg

JA$ON 07-08-2010 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 17312955)
Site Performed Amazing in Beta!!!

100% ^

also "see sig"

TeenCat 07-08-2010 07:05 AM

where did you hear all of those phrases? all i remember is that there is no money in porn, am i living on the other adult business side? :)

munki 07-08-2010 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JA$ON (Post 17319284)
100% ^

also "see sig"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sid70 07-08-2010 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17315939)
Sorry a relative died so I didn't finish your banners.
Sorry, my PC broke so I didn't finish your banners.
Sorry, we had powercut in village so I didn't finish your banners.

this misfortune says, Damian, you gotta try Adultmix, no shit, mate :)

munki 07-08-2010 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adultmix (Post 17320376)
this misfortune says, Damian, you gotta try Adultmix, no shit, mate :)

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

PornMD 07-08-2010 01:40 PM

"I paid someone an exorbitant amount of money upfront for some shitty job, and they ran off with it...I got scammed!"

No you didn't - you got retarded.

leedsfan 07-08-2010 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 17314438)
Hairy moobs is your fetish ?
:1orglaugh

i just re-evaluated, after losing my lunch.:(

Quentin 07-08-2010 03:39 PM

"Synergy" -- particularly when used as a verb, as the non-word "synergize." This is a bigger problem in the business world outside of adult, but I've heard the term used ad nauseum by members of the industry, as well.

notime 07-08-2010 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leedsfan (Post 17320538)
i just re-evaluated, after losing my lunch.:(

Show some sense of humor :thumbsup
It's just gfy...


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