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candyflip 07-06-2010 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axeman (Post 17314714)
She could end up serving less than 25 days. Pathetic.
Yeah...someone will start a pool and bet on how many hours she actually serves.

Quagmire 07-06-2010 03:59 PM
Can we set up a Paypal fund to have someone shank her while she's in there?

LickMyBalls 07-06-2010 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by AlphaSky (Post 17314692)
She'll spend 2 days in jail. Once they cut her off from her prescription meds for a day, she'll go into shock and throw a medical tantrum. They'll ship her over to a hospital. With her acting abilities, she'll be able to fool them, to get the prescription drugs she's hooked on. 2, 3 days tops.
Um... they don't care if you're having withdrawals. They'll give you Ibuprofen 800 and say have a nice fucking day. Lol.

LickMyBalls 07-06-2010 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17314719)
I am willing to bet you would not last a week in LA County.
You know nothing about me fuckhead. :321GFY

justinsain 07-06-2010 04:03 PM
So how does this compare to the time Paris went to jail and will it end the same way :)

2012 07-06-2010 04:03 PM
she's really going to enjoy the lasagna on Thursdays

JustDaveXxx 07-06-2010 04:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17314719)
I am willing to bet you would not last a week in LA County.
She will be separated into a trusty dorm. The worst part will be processing, but she will probably get pulled out of that and precessed separately. She will do her time separated and she will do %50 of it.


Keep in mind the correctional facilities have been kicking out non violent offenders into house arrest programs due to the budget cuts. This is usally after 3 days of precessing. But since the public is watching, and Lindsay Lohan is famous and a very watched figure, i don't she will be getting that. The public will think that she is getting special treatment.


Sux to be her.:2 cents:

jrmint03 07-06-2010 04:20 PM
This chick is always getting in trouble hahahaha....

Supz 07-06-2010 04:27 PM
Im making Free Lindsay T-shirts, who wants one?

justinsain 07-06-2010 04:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Supz (Post 17314812)
Im making Free Lindsay T-shirts, who wants one?
I'll take one since they're free.

XXL please!

merchantanalyst 07-06-2010 04:30 PM
be able to bond her out
 
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Nysus 07-06-2010 04:33 PM
Leaked prison sex video?

DateDoc 07-06-2010 04:34 PM
25% of 90 days = 23 days.

Jman 07-06-2010 04:36 PM
Just like little wayne, once the cameras will be off her people will forget about poor Lindsay

Supz 07-06-2010 04:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 17314833)
Just like little wayne, once the cameras will be off her people will forget about poor Lindsay
Except Lil Wayne made 42 Million last year. Lindsay didn't. Wayne also has the 2 hottest artists on the charts right now under his label making huge money while he sits in Jail. Lindsay will be broke doing porn soon.

opflix 07-06-2010 05:02 PM
bump for a bitch on probation

fatfoo 07-06-2010 06:49 PM
I'm guessing that Lindsay Lohan will be going to an all-female jail. This topic interests me. Do you think the other female inmates will treat her nicely because she is a beautiful celebrity? She could make some friends. Seeing a celebrity in person is even better than watching a movie of the celebrity. She could reduce boredom in the jail. Could there be possibility of lesbian sex? There is probably a library in the jail so that she can read books. Someone has to document her jail time.

Bird 07-06-2010 09:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axeman (Post 17314609)
It's to bad 90 days doesn't mean 90 days served in jail. At least she also got 90 day in patient rehab.

90 day automatically results in 60 days, you get 1/3 off for good time right off the start to prevent over populating the jail. So basically it's 60 days, and if things are going well and there is no issues it could possibly even be 45 days.

Of course she will throw a tantrum and end up in the infirmary for meds, but im sure she gonna be in there for at least a month...

If she fucks up that 90 day rehab when she gets out, I'm sure she will go back in for the full 90 days with no special treatment and they ain't gonna play games after that.

Bird 07-06-2010 09:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by merchantanalyst (Post 17314818)
Good Afternoon,



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Thank You,

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merchant analyst
fax#866-539-4924
Good move douche bag......

NaughtyRob 07-06-2010 09:36 PM
:upsidedow:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:
Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 17314709)
never heard about that pornstar

DateDoc 07-06-2010 09:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bird (Post 17315392)
90 day automatically results in 60 days, you get 1/3 off for good time right off the start to prevent over populating the jail. So basically it's 60 days, and if things are going well and there is no issues it could possibly even be 45 days.
The LA County Sheriff was on TV and said because of overcrowding none violent female inmates are currently serving about 25% of the time they are given.

spacedog 07-06-2010 09:48 PM
I want to fuck her :1orglaugh

LickMyBalls 07-06-2010 10:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by merchantanalyst (Post 17314818)
Good Afternoon,



I would like to tell you about something thing that is revolutionary for the merchant industry. We now offer the ability for your company to sign up with us as their own agent and earn 35 percent commission off of their own merchant expenses. We not only would provide the lowest rates already now with being able to earn your own commissions we beat all major companies by up to 35 percent. It would be a great opportunity for your company and I would appreciate the ability to show you how exactly you would save. My company merchantanalyst.com specializes in high risk accounts. We can handle millions of accounts at one time and would really appreciated the opportunity to show you how we can save you potentially thousands of dollars a year. All I would need is for your company to provide me with a previous months merchant statement and my company would then create a proposal for your company. This proposal would show you what you are currently paying and what you would be saving showing exact savings to the penny if you choose to switch to our services. I work directly with the second largest credit card processing company in the United States.



Thank You,

Cash Viedt

merchant analyst
Please fuck off. Thx.

Chosen 07-06-2010 10:13 PM
merchantanalyst, GFY :thefinger :321GFY

DateDoc 07-06-2010 10:30 PM
Lets hope there is a sex tape someday. Just registered LiLoSexTape.com :)

Monique Niccole 07-06-2010 10:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 17314833)
Just like little wayne, once the cameras will be off her people will forget about poor Lindsay
Lil' Wayne made about 10 music videos before he went to jail...I think the least Lindsay could do is give us 1 sex tape.

We need something to remember her by.

ottopottomouse 07-07-2010 03:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by merchantanalyst (Post 17314818)
Good Afternoon
Good Morning.

Now fuck off, twat.

EliteWebmaster 07-07-2010 04:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 17314456)
The female bailiff keeps inching closer to her. I think she's gonna spend a few hours in jail for sure.
The female bailiff is one scary guy...oh wait it's a girl. I feel sorry for Lindsay now :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nikki_Licks 07-07-2010 05:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by merchantanalyst (Post 17314818)
Good Afternoon,



I would like to tell you about something thing that is revolutionary for the merchant industry. We now offer the ability for your company to sign up with us as their own agent and earn 35 percent commission off of their own merchant expenses. We not only would provide the lowest rates already now with being able to earn your own commissions we beat all major companies by up to 35 percent. It would be a great opportunity for your company and I would appreciate the ability to show you how exactly you would save. My company merchantanalyst.com specializes in high risk accounts. We can handle millions of accounts at one time and would really appreciated the opportunity to show you how we can save you potentially thousands of dollars a year. All I would need is for your company to provide me with a previous months merchant statement and my company would then create a proposal for your company. This proposal would show you what you are currently paying and what you would be saving showing exact savings to the penny if you choose to switch to our services. I work directly with the second largest credit card processing company in the United States.



Thank You,

Cash Viedt

merchant analyst
fax#866-539-4924
Good morning, now fuck off :321GFY:321GFY

ShellyCrash 07-07-2010 06:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by merchantanalyst (Post 17314818)
Good Afternoon,

I would like to tell you about something thing that is revolutionary for the merchant industry.
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cwd 07-07-2010 07:11 AM
think the judge will be happy when she sees lindsy had this on her middle finger....

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uplo...ou-450x591.jpg

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_637469.html


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