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Caligari 07-31-2010 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 17377095)
This is an American sex icon
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/...na_jolie-0.jpg

this is a chick on a reality show who is on minute 14:50 of her 15 minutes
http://elysiumsalon.net/site/wp-cont...ookie-pouf.jpg

:1orglaugh nailed it. that snooki "thing" and the show itself is repugnant, and i would consider this another low point for american culture but at least there are hot women like Jolie to balance shit out!

BossDVDs 07-31-2010 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by jjmerago (Post 17376930)
As if any of you don't know who this is! You all seem to watch way too much 24 hr cable and make up way too much crap about politics too not have seen one story on Jersey Shore and that this pug is Snooki.
I am also betting that the reason the poster is calling America/Americas retarded is that this show is one of the highest rated and is the height of current pop culture so much so that last week they rung the closing bell in NYC.
Show the poster another country where this gremlin is the height of pop culture and I bet the poster will retract his statement.

You're the winner :thumbsup

BossDVDs 07-31-2010 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by bigove73 (Post 17377046)
BossDVD's? What the fuck is that all about? That's probably the most fucking retarded name i've ever seen.

lol ... it's clear that you're one of the retarded Americans who love jersey shore :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

2MuchMark 07-31-2010 08:23 AM

How fucked up is this?

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...e-NYSE-006.jpg

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Jersey Shore cast ring Wall Street's opening bell

Cast members of MTV's Jersey Shore ring the opening bell of the New York Stock Exchange Photograph: Richard Drew/AP
You could cut the anticipation with a meat cleaver this morning as traders on the New York Stock Exchange paused to watch a well-bronzed crew ringing the market's opening bell - the cast of the reality television show Jersey Shore.

For the uninitiated, Jersey Shore has become a cultural phenomenon since hitting screens on MTV last year. It follows the adventures of eight real-life Italian-American sunseekers spending the summer in a New Jersey beach house. It makes Big Brother look like Dostoyevsky.

Anway, the stock exchange enjoyed one of its most crowded days in years as Michael "the situation" Sorrentino, Pauly "DJ Pauly D" Del Vecchio, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Jenni "J-Woww" Farley and friends grinned from ear to ear over the trading floor.

"It was like PT Barnum's freak show was in town," Benedict Willis, director of floor operations at Sunrise Securities, told MSNBC.

The Jersey Shore cast were on Wall Street courtesy of MTV's NYSE-listed owner, Viacom, to mark the debut of their second series in the US this week. They didn't hang around for a chat, though. On the business channel CNBC, anchor Mark Haines complained: "We often interview the ringers of the opening bell, but the Jersey Shore's handlers are not allowing them to talk. They're allowed to stand and smile, but not to talk."

Wouldn't it have been fun to hear Snooki's thoughts on subprime mortgage-related derivatives?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/a...mtv-new-jersey

UFGators2007 07-31-2010 08:33 AM

Most people slow for a car (or train) wreck. It's not exclusive to Americans. It's called being perverse.

Jason Voorhees 07-31-2010 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jjmerago (Post 17377064)
What about your dumb fuck ex-president your collection of dumb fuck billionaire heiress's they way you treat your own kind in a crisis Katrina for example, Making up reasons for war. I could go on and on and on.
Personally I like lots of individual Americans and lots of different american destinations ... but I gotta say All I see about america is the shit you broadcast out every where so stop complaining if thats all everyone else see's. Oh and JV the fact you responded the way you did proves why no one wants to dig deeper and learn more about you lot. :2 cents:

You know what's sad? Whatever our dumb fuck ex president did, you're stupid hillbilly sister fucking country followed everything he said...

How's that for being a guppy?

Caligari 07-31-2010 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees (Post 17377695)
You know what's sad? Whatever our dumb fuck ex president did, you're stupid hillbilly sister fucking country followed everything he said...

How's that for being a guppy?

why the hell do people not like Jason X? the one in space. first, its got david cronenberg doing a cameo, then its got some very inventive kill scenes and of course there are some attractive looking girls wearing some hot futuristic clothes, and lastly its a hilarious send up of the entire series.
that scene where you're in the hologram and you off the two girls mimicking chicks from the 80's was funny as hell, and yet people/critics pan the shit out of this movie.

whats up with this JV? I would argue that this is one of your most 3 dimensional performances yet.

Pics Traffic 07-31-2010 10:26 AM

Ok, its that short girl from Jersey Shores? When did she became sex icon.

CDSmith 07-31-2010 10:39 AM

Just for laughs and to find out what all the fuss was about I watched the season 2 opener of Jersey Shore last night. All I can say is I'm now 5 IQ points dumber for having done so, and I want my hour back.

I imagine it's so popular here in N America because it fits right in line with the Jerry Springer mentality that runs rampant here. What a show! THIS is what life's really about! Fake tits and free roids for everyone!

sortie 07-31-2010 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by BossDVDs (Post 17376805)
so this is what they "watch" ... I mean she's not even hot. Imagine this fat piece of shit naked, she looks like a primate.

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/07/30/0...s-launch-5.jpg

I'm American and don't have a clue about who this is.

But since you are so happy she is arrested I will just figure that,
who ever she is, you must be really fucking jealous.

That made you "happy' enough to call everybody in America retarded.

That's pathetic.

PS: Why do you know who she is and I don't? :winkwink:

Answer : Because you're fucking retarded.

will76 07-31-2010 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jjmerago (Post 17376930)
As if any of you don't know who this is! You all seem to watch way too much 24 hr cable and make up way too much crap about politics too not have seen one story on Jersey Shore and that this pug is Snooki.
I am also betting that the reason the poster is calling America/Americas retarded is that this show is one of the highest rated and is the height of current pop culture so much so that last week they rung the closing bell in NYC.
Show the poster another country where this gremlin is the height of pop culture and I bet the poster will retract his statement.

who t he fuck cares. I have never watched that show. I guess I am too busy working and making money and not watching all the BS on TV or wasting time arguing about which country has retarded people.

bbobby86 07-31-2010 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Mock NyaMout (Post 17376814)
linkage ?

what a sig... best one... :thumbsup :)

Supz 07-31-2010 10:55 AM

Not sure who told you she was a sex icon.

Luscious Media 07-31-2010 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by jjmerago (Post 17376930)
Show the poster another country where this gremlin is the height of pop culture and I bet the poster will retract his statement.

If it's just about looks then I submit the following.


PornstarXS 07-31-2010 11:21 AM

Jersey Shore are just a cast of herpes mascots. Being of italian descent and from toronto, we have our own wave of these people called 'Woodbridge'. The spoiled and stupid (often of italian descent), bro! dude! much! diesel!

baddog 07-31-2010 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by BossDVDs (Post 17376805)
so this is what they "watch" ... I mean she's not even hot. Imagine this fat piece of shit naked, she looks like a primate.

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/07/30/0...s-launch-5.jpg

Guessing you are the retarded one if you think she is some kind of sex icon.

ottopottomouse 07-31-2010 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by sortie (Post 17377761)
Why do you know who she is and I don't? :winkwink:

Answer : Because you're fucking retarded.

If I knew less than a retard i'm not sure i'd be boasting about it.


Actually, she must be a sex icon because it says SLUT on her top :upsidedow

jjmerago 07-31-2010 12:48 PM

Amy Whinehouse ( or however its spelt) is a good example but the Brits did stop loving her as a pop culture icon when she started the meth. She is a tabloid princess but no one basis trends on her anymore. Where as these chumps from Jersey Shore are given a measure of credit (ie. ringing the bell).
Listen every country has its share of douche culture and I bet its probably an equal per capita ratio for all of us. The retard factor is as countries we hide ours in shame not give them shows.
Just look at the show line ups for stations like MTV and TLC and even a once revered A&E . Jersey shore, kate +8 , 16 and counting, spoiled cunts sweet 16, I didn't know I was prego, every degenerate has a show.

You lot were on such a good track to in the late 1800's and early 1900's You created flight, Car culture and the blues what happeed? I mean you even invented PORN! for good or bad at least its something.

D Ghost 07-31-2010 01:01 PM

Who the fuck is that?

potter 07-31-2010 01:06 PM

I have no idea who that is...

deadbabes 07-31-2010 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie (Post 17377761)
I'm American and don't have a clue about who this is.

But since you are so happy she is arrested I will just figure that,
who ever she is, you must be really fucking jealous.

That made you "happy' enough to call everybody in America retarded.

That's pathetic.

PS: Why do you know who she is and I don't? :winkwink:

Answer : Because you're fucking retarded.

:thumbsup:1orglaugh

Caligari 07-31-2010 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by jjmerago (Post 17377966)
Amy Whinehouse ( or however its spelt) is a good example but the Brits did stop loving her as a pop culture icon when she started the meth. She is a tabloid princess but no one basis trends on her anymore. Where as these chumps from Jersey Shore are given a measure of credit (ie. ringing the bell).

Major difference between Amy Winehouse and the Jersey Shore heap.

Winehouse is an excellent singer with alot of talent where as "Snooki" is a fat, repellent, talentless pile of shit.

I hope that was concise enough.

Klen 07-31-2010 01:57 PM

Funny but i watched jersey shore yesterday on mtv.There was a scene where snookie called her father and he didn't wanted to talk with her.I guess he is embarrassed.

Ethersync 07-31-2010 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BossDVDs (Post 17376805)
so this is what they "watch" ... I mean she's not even hot. Imagine this fat piece of shit naked, she looks like a primate.

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/07/30/0...s-launch-5.jpg

What is that?

xholly 07-31-2010 06:19 PM

ive never heard of jersey shore either, seems im missing so much in my life.

$5 submissions 07-31-2010 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17377366)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BossDVDs 07-31-2010 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 17377761)
I'm American and don't have a clue about who this is.

But since you are so happy she is arrested I will just figure that,
who ever she is, you must be really fucking jealous.

That made you "happy' enough to call everybody in America retarded.

That's pathetic.

PS: Why do you know who she is and I don't? :winkwink:

Answer : Because you're fucking retarded.

Answer: You're #1 :thumbsup

BossDVDs 07-31-2010 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 17377850)
Guessing you are the retarded one if you think she is some kind of sex icon.

Lloyd is *not* retarded and everyone agrees! :2 cents:

Poindexterity 07-31-2010 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by jjmerago (Post 17376930)
As if any of you don't know who this is! You all seem to watch way too much 24 hr cable and make up way too much crap about politics too not have seen one story on Jersey Shore and that this pug is Snooki.
I am also betting that the reason the poster is calling America/Americas retarded is that this show is one of the highest rated and is the height of current pop culture so much so that last week they rung the closing bell in NYC.
Show the poster another country where this gremlin is the height of pop culture and I bet the poster will retract his statement.

not only do i have NO clue who that is, but i dont know what jersey shore is either.
if its blowing up in the US though, id have to guess its a reality show about white girls who have enough money to fool you into thinking they're hot.

amiright?

Jman 07-31-2010 08:56 PM

They pay her 30k per episode, can anyone say "D-list celebrity rehab"

CDSmith 07-31-2010 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Poindexterity (Post 17378751)
not only do i have NO clue who that is, but i dont know what jersey shore is either.
if its blowing up in the US though, id have to guess its a reality show about white girls who have enough money to fool you into thinking they're hot.

amiright?

4 fake-titted self-entitled mostly spoiled rotten bitches living in a house with 4 steroid-pumped guidos, all of whom appear to be using their 15 minute blip of fame to hump and suck face with anything that moves. When they're not humping everything in sight they are otherwise occupied with bitching, whining, trash-talking, primping, or arguing with each other, sometimes viciously so.

Trash "reality" tv at it's finest, or worst, depending on how you look at it.

fbberotic 08-27-2010 10:41 AM

ridiculous girl, ha ha hah hah

cambaby 08-27-2010 10:54 AM

I think you dont understand why people watch that crap, they watch it because its a fucking TRAIN WRECK kind of the same way they watch American Idol to watch idiots make a fool of themselves. No one in America thinks that bitch Snooki is hot believe me lol.

Amputate Your Head 08-27-2010 11:06 AM

To be fair, the cops in that pic aren't all that fuckin' "hot" either.


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