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cam_girls 08-17-2010 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by chronig (Post 17423292)
.............................. :disgust ................................................. :Oh crap


250k investment turned into offering someone with 8k an 800k return within a year :helpme :1orglaugh :disgust turned into pitching your whitelabel camsite to a troll :thumbsup

Someone get me outta here!

No offense to the OP but let's say there's 50% chance he's trolling and 50% chance
he has a lot of traffic to sell.

Then it costs me nothing to make a genuine offer whether he takes it or not.

Every time I pitch for affiliates / partners I get my head chewed off. Yes I spent
everything I had and more on the business and it's taking a lot of time to get above
water.

If you see an opportunity you grab it with both hands
The Last Starfighter

Porko 08-17-2010 09:21 PM

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chronig 08-17-2010 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cam_girls (Post 17423305)
No offense to the OP but let's say there's 50% chance he's trolling and 50% chance
he has a lot of traffic to sell.

Then it costs me nothing to make a genuine offer whether he takes it or not.

Every time I pitch for affiliates / partners I get my head chewed off. Yes I spent
everything I had and more on the business and it's taking a lot of time to get above
water.

If you see an opportunity you grab it with both hands
The Last Starfighter

The Last Starfighter!

You make a valid point... and I'm sure it goes for some other program owners that would still post even if they think there's a good chance that the OP is a troll. But - it's still amusing to me.

The Porn Nerd 08-17-2010 09:44 PM

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chronig 08-17-2010 09:48 PM

^ http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/im...mrpjasmine.jpg http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/im...nmrpharley.jpg

Awesome 1992 compression on your thumbnails :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

The Porn Nerd 08-17-2010 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig (Post 17423356)
^ http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/im...mrpjasmine.jpg http://www.misterpeabodyworld.com/im...nmrpharley.jpg

Awesome 1992 compression on your thumbnails :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Yeah baby thanks!!
I love making sales like it's 1992, too! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

NickB. 08-17-2010 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by NickB. - Triplexcash (Post 17401139)
We provide Cell phones numbers for 24/7 support across the world in case you catch us offline... which rarely happens

Everything can and will be customized to fit your joins' needs

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chronig 08-17-2010 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17423409)
Yeah baby thanks!!
I love making sales like it's 1992, too! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Yeah? What kind of sales do you make?

----- insert re-directive excuse to not post actual sales numbers below -----

chronig 08-17-2010 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17423409)
Yeah baby thanks!!
I love making sales like it's 1992, too! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

What you're basically saying is since you make a decent living (which I'm sure isn't anything too impressive) on your shit websites it's not worth it to improve something that looks like shit... and would take 2 minutes to change at that

I used to think like this too :disgust :disgust :disgust

The Porn Nerd 08-17-2010 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig (Post 17423436)
What you're basically saying is since you make a decent living (which I'm sure isn't anything too impressive) on your shit websites it's not worth it to improve something that looks like shit... and would take 2 minutes to change at that

I used to think like this too :disgust :disgust :disgust

Life Lesson #33:
If you have/make money you never have to prove it.

Apparently you aren't familiar with a very popular niche in the adult industry called AMATEUR. You should look into it since you sound like one, taking shots everywhere (just like amateurs do - there I connected the dots for you, too. I'm so helpful!)

You see, I have no beef with you (or anyone, really). Just here to promote my Program. But you take shots because...well, see above. If you're drunk or stoned I'll give you a pass. :) Hit me up on ICQ to discuss sales/numbers, and try a program before you dismiss it with silly remarks.

chronig 08-17-2010 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17423456)
Life Lesson #33:
If you have/make money you never have to prove it.

Apparently you aren't familiar with a very popular niche in the adult industry called AMATEUR. You should look into it since you sound like one, taking shots everywhere (just like amateurs do - there I connected the dots for you, too. I'm so helpful!)

You see, I have no beef with you (or anyone, really). Just here to promote my Program. But you take shots because...well, see above. If you're drunk or stoned I'll give you a pass. :) Hit me up on ICQ to discuss sales/numbers, and try a program before you dismiss it with silly remarks.


This is one thing I don't understand... why program owners don't disclose how much sales they actually make... if it's a lot... or a decent amount... wouldn't it influence affiliates???

The simple answer is because they make shit. I'd be willing to bet that each of your sites make between 1-6 sales a day. With the majority making the lower end of that scale. I'm not an affiliate, and if I was I wouldn't be interested in breaking in to the 1992 version of the 'amateur' market. Thanks for the lesson on 'amateur' niche pops... - the only 'amateur' I was doing was ex-gf amateur before the niche was ever called ex-gf... and - before it was as saturated as it is now, it was very easy to make a lot of money - which is why I also made a lot of lazy mistakes but... I haven't been around since 1992 like you so respect pops... if pixelated thumbnails still fills your dinner plate than keep mis-cropping your pics...

The Porn Nerd 08-17-2010 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by chronig (Post 17423466)
This is one thing I don't understand... why program owners don't disclose how much sales they actually make... if it's a lot... or a decent amount... wouldn't it influence affiliates???

The simple answer is because they make shit. I'd be willing to bet that each of your sites make between 1-6 sales a day. With the majority making the lower end of that scale. I'm not an affiliate, and if I was I wouldn't be interested in breaking in to the 1992 version of the 'amateur' market. Thanks for the lesson on 'amateur' niche pops... - the only 'amateur' I was doing was ex-gf amateur before the niche was ever called ex-gf... and - before it was as saturated as it is now, it was very easy to make a lot of money - which is why I also made a lot of lazy mistakes but... I haven't been around since 1992 like you so respect pops... if pixelated thumbnails still fills your dinner plate than keep mis-cropping your pics...

Life Lesson #34: If people don't believe you're making money - and you actually ARE making money - then you don't give two shits what people think of you.

Heh heh. I crack myself up, I really do. The reason I don't post sales stats is because everyone knows they can be altered too easily. Besides, you end up covering up any 'verifiable' info to "prove" the sales are yours but in the end no one believes you. A serious affiliate can contct me and I can provide all stats required.

(BTW: I have 23 websites. So even if I made 3 a day for each, as you say, I'd be making a shitload of daily sales, wouldn't I? Multiply that by 7 days a week - KA-CHING. Not bad for a single person working for himself. So please, really.)

It's actually funny to me because I have a new XXX Adventures of Mister Peabody design all ready. Just waiting to finish filming my next two girls (yes, I actually get to FUCK ACTUAL GIRLS!). So maybe mid-September that design and all those thumbs will disappear anyway. LOL But hey, focus on those "bonus sites" dude, whatever. Please ignore the grid of whales above those thumbs, where the real $ is at. :thumbsup

Life Lesson #35: Don't argue with internet avatars (see 'Barefootsies').

Raf1 08-18-2010 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ecchi22 (Post 17396540)

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Paul Markham 08-18-2010 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig (Post 17423281)
I love it!! I love all this advice... honestly... are you even a fucking affiliate? Have you ever been one? Or did you just shoot porn in the 80s and then call it quits? You almost sound like a non-Pakistani version of Fatfoo here... with legitimate but still blantantly obvious advice... and to a troll being sarcastic that was re-posting a previous thread :1orglaugh ... :disgust

You don't have to be an affiliate to offer the advice I did.

It might be obvious advice, but it seems he needs it.

It would be very interesting to see who takes on this guy, what he asks for and how much he actually sends.

lazzlo 08-18-2010 05:27 AM

Fuck this thread is funny!

mrshine 08-18-2010 05:43 AM

Good for you! i mean good for you to have 50 joins a day...

spazlabz 08-18-2010 06:01 AM

Found a home for those 50 joins a day yet? If you are serious and want to work with a professional and experienced sponsor program you can hit up myself or anyone on the Payserve team and we will be happy to work with you. We have very established sites in multiple niches

CamJack 08-18-2010 06:21 AM

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Dirty Lord 08-18-2010 06:21 AM

get the torrents;

chronig 08-18-2010 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17423485)
Life Lesson #34: If people don't believe you're making money - and you actually ARE making money - then you don't give two shits what people think of you.

Heh heh. I crack myself up, I really do. The reason I don't post sales stats is because everyone knows they can be altered too easily. Besides, you end up covering up any 'verifiable' info to "prove" the sales are yours but in the end no one believes you. A serious affiliate can contct me and I can provide all stats required.

(BTW: I have 23 websites. So even if I made 3 a day for each, as you say, I'd be making a shitload of daily sales, wouldn't I? Multiply that by 7 days a week - KA-CHING. Not bad for a single person working for himself. So please, really.)

It's actually funny to me because I have a new XXX Adventures of Mister Peabody design all ready. Just waiting to finish filming my next two girls (yes, I actually get to FUCK ACTUAL GIRLS!). So maybe mid-September that design and all those thumbs will disappear anyway. LOL But hey, focus on those "bonus sites" dude, whatever. Please ignore the grid of whales above those thumbs, where the real $ is at. :thumbsup

Life Lesson #35: Don't argue with internet avatars (see 'Barefootsies').

So even if you made 3 sales a day per site... KA CHING! :uhoh But you probably don't...
3 sales isn't on the lower end of a 1-6 sales a day scale, it's in the middle... and the work and expenses associated with a typical site should mean making more than that... I'm sure you make even less :disgust

Working alone? :uhoh ... with 23 sites... even worse... are they all active? doubtful...

I'm not talking about your shitty websites above your embarrasing thumbnails below, I'm talking about the embarrasing thumbnails before... really... is that really a 'marketing tactic' of your '92-esque amateur niche? Or are you just dumb and lazy?

I think you need to hire Paul Markham to shoot some content... it's also from 1992

And wow man!!! you get to fuck actual girls!!!!!!!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :uhoh ... was that supposed to be... bragging? :disgust

chronig 08-18-2010 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17423502)
You don't have to be an affiliate to offer the advice I did.

It might be obvious advice, but it seems he needs it.

It would be very interesting to see who takes on this guy, what he asks for and how much he actually sends.

Why can't you get it through your dense hippy head that the original poster was TROLLING?? He probably doesn't make 1 join a day, or own a single website, let alone 50. JESUS!!!!!!

The Porn Nerd 08-18-2010 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig (Post 17424311)
So even if you made 3 sales a day per site... KA CHING! :uhoh But you probably don't...
3 sales isn't on the lower end of a 1-6 sales a day scale, it's in the middle... and the work and expenses associated with a typical site should mean making more than that... I'm sure you make even less :disgust

Working alone? :uhoh ... with 23 sites... even worse... are they all active? doubtful...

I'm not talking about your shitty websites above your embarrasing thumbnails below, I'm talking about the embarrasing thumbnails before... really... is that really a 'marketing tactic' of your '92-esque amateur niche? Or are you just dumb and lazy?

I think you need to hire Paul Markham to shoot some content... it's also from 1992

And wow man!!! you get to fuck actual girls!!!!!!!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :uhoh ... was that supposed to be... bragging? :disgust

See Life Lesson #34 please.

You know, attacking other people's business just because you feel like it (especially when that person has no problem with you) = troll.

You DO realize this, right?

chronig 08-18-2010 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17424469)
See Life Lesson #34 please.

You know, attacking other people's business just because you feel like it (especially when that person has no problem with you) = troll.

You DO realize this, right?


It started with criticism of your thumbnails which is valid advice unless it's actually true that pixelated shit sells better...

amateur allure/etc... you can shoot amateur-esque content with decent cameras and in decent quality... the excuse of having anything pixelated here in 2010 I think is nothing more than an excuse for being computer illiterate or lazy :thumbsup

pixovore 08-18-2010 12:44 PM

Hit me up...ICQ 198394557

AK 08-18-2010 02:18 PM

how many programs did you email to? you seem to be a getting a lot of responses here.

The Porn Nerd 08-18-2010 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig (Post 17424877)
It started with criticism of your thumbnails which is valid advice unless it's actually true that pixelated shit sells better...

amateur allure/etc... you can shoot amateur-esque content with decent cameras and in decent quality... the excuse of having anything pixelated here in 2010 I think is nothing more than an excuse for being computer illiterate or lazy :thumbsup

If your traffic is amateur, and your marketing 'hook' is: "I'm an illiterate nerd who somehow gets laid, and I do this all myself, and so can YOU!" then making things too pretty or neat is counterproductive. "Oh, this is just some porn company bullshit, this isn't 'real' amateur sex" is a typical response. "I could never do that/be like HIM" is another.

With my sites/thumbnails it's impossible to think this isn't 'real' because a 'pro' would FIX that shit. Dig? Ka-CHING!

Anyone with an eye and a brain knows I'm neither 'lazy' nor 'stupid' nor anything else you obviously think of me. LOL I know what SELLS. Everything else is meaningless (to me).

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup


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