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sextoyking 08-11-2010 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Forest (Post 17408237)
ill have to look into skiing on Mt Hood. Im planning a trip to Chile next summer to ski down there.

Been renovating the house so i cant wait to finally be able to use it without thinking "now what am i going to put there" LOL.

ill see if i cant put together an oldtimers gathering. That would really be a blast.


Sounds great Forest - have fun in Chile next yr. Congrats on the house - and count me in for a get together :)

Btw, where are you guys all chatting? Since WTalk closed down - I haven't seen you, ant and nick around much - did someone move that board or take it over?

halfpint 08-11-2010 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 17407343)
This should have been quantified at the beginning. When I talk whales, I'm talking 100 plus signups a day.

Hi hope you are doing well ..havent seen you posting for ages

Forest 08-11-2010 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by sextoyking (Post 17408246)
Sounds great Forest - have fun in Chile next yr. Congrats on the house - and count me in for a get together :)

Btw, where are you guys all chatting? Since WTalk closed down - I haven't seen you, ant and nick around much - did someone move that board or take it over?

i think someone moved it but i dont know where. i you find out let me know. im not really chatting anywhere these days. so would love to find the board


thanks

sextoyking 08-11-2010 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forest (Post 17408267)
i think someone moved it but i dont know where. i you find out let me know. im not really chatting anywhere these days. so would love to find the board


thanks



Ok dokie...

peace

Anthony 08-11-2010 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Forest (Post 17407403)
well i did

i said 100 a day. that is a whale to me

ive heard it called a dinosaur by some :1orglaugh

I meant that more for myself, than anything else. :)

Dinosaurs, that's a great one!

Far-L 08-11-2010 02:29 PM

and so, as the world turns, so shall everything that was old be renewed again in the great cycle of life... unless of course it has been overhunted, poisoned by oil spills, and driven to extinction by wasteful resource management.

But whales sure are cool... I remember when JJ the Grey Whale lived at Sea World in San Diego while I was still a resident there. Otherwise known as the good old days... or the golden years of internet porn, whatever... then they let him go. Just like the programs let their whales go.

Call me Far-L, for I remember, in days of yore, affiliate whales were feasted and nournished by the great programs of yesteryear, and sailers rich from more than a thousand heads of verigris harvested from the mighty sperm whales put to port for drinking and whoring, forgot about those whales left over and released to a vast ocean of sales. Some found a pod to swim with. Some were eaten alive by killer whales. But Dick, the mightiest of all, and white as the fires of hell, still swims on yonder waves... waiting, wandering the high seas, still looking for a program to blow up.:winkwink:

Anthony 08-11-2010 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx (Post 17408133)
Afternoon.

SPLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

( Thats sound of a whale surfacing then disappearing back to the depths )

;-)))

Forest , Ant and Nicky :)

What up Moby?

Anthony 08-11-2010 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 17408259)
Hi hope you are doing well ..havent seen you posting for ages

Hey there Mate! Yah tried something new, it failed. Good news I'm back, and with a vengeance. Got to make up for a year lost. :)

Nickatilynx 08-11-2010 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 17408314)
Hey there Mate! Yah tried something new, it failed. Good news I'm back, and with a vengeance. Got to make up for a year lost. :)

I'll come by later in the summer and give ya a hug ;)

Anthony 08-11-2010 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx (Post 17408322)
I'll come by later in the summer and give ya a hug ;)

Thankfully I landed on my feet within days! But I'll still take those special hugs from you, the one where you keep your zipper up anyways. :)

RichC 08-11-2010 02:35 PM

http://volumepower.com/harpoon.jpg

Nickatilynx 08-11-2010 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RichC (Post 17408333)

Missed me bitch!!!!

;-)))

Anthony 08-11-2010 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RichC (Post 17408333)

Speaking of Whales. Sorry I forgot you Rich. :)

Nicky 08-11-2010 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 17408314)
Hey there Mate! Yah tried something new, it failed. Good news I'm back, and with a vengeance. Got to make up for a year lost. :)

The SG sites didn't work out?

Nicky 08-11-2010 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx (Post 17408336)
Missed me bitch!!!!

;-)))

:1orglaugh No one catches Moby

sextoyking 08-11-2010 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 17408306)
and so, as the world turns, so shall everything that was old be renewed again in the great cycle of life... unless of course it has been overhunted, poisoned by oil spills, and driven to extinction by wasteful resource management.

But whales sure are cool... I remember when JJ the Grey Whale lived at Sea World in San Diego while I was still a resident there. Otherwise known as the good old days... or the golden years of internet porn, whatever... then they let him go. Just like the programs let their whales go.

Call me Far-L, for I remember, in days of yore, affiliate whales were feasted and nournished by the great programs of yesteryear, and sailers rich from more than a thousand heads of verigris harvested from the mighty sperm whales put to port for drinking and whoring, forgot about those whales left over and released to a vast ocean of sales. Some found a pod to swim with. Some were eaten alive by killer whales. But Dick, the mightiest of all, and white as the fires of hell, still swims on yonder waves... waiting, wandering the high seas, still looking for a program to blow up.:winkwink:


Good one :)

Anthony 08-11-2010 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 17408345)
The SG sites didn't work out?

It's still running, but I'm no longer involved.

Nicky 08-11-2010 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 17408358)
It's still running, but I'm no longer involved.

Ok, lot's of stuff out there to do. When in doubt turn to old school tactics :winkwink:

Anthony 08-11-2010 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 17408364)
Ok, lot's of stuff out there to do. When in doubt turn to old school tactics :winkwink:

I hear you. Expect to hear big news soon. :)

Forest 08-11-2010 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx (Post 17408336)
Missed me bitch!!!!

;-)))

allegedly

Forest 08-11-2010 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 17408385)
I hear you. Expect to hear big news soon. :)

i should start a thread about it

:winkwink:

100 whales

=)))

Robbie 08-11-2010 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Forest (Post 17407289)
i would hope affliate support wouldnt turn down 5 a day in this economy :1orglaugh

I would be damn happy if any of my affiliates could send 5 a day anymore. I'm running over 90% type-ins these days. The traffic from "real" affiliates just isn't there anymore.

Anthony 08-11-2010 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17405544)
Because we have like 10,000% more paysites to promote...

Fraud and non-paying programs, failed programs, processors, etc happened 15 years ago just like it happens today. The only people shocked today are the newbies.

I missed this earlier. I want to quote it, because it's the truth.

Nickatilynx 08-11-2010 07:07 PM

I would have thought most whales send to there own sites now in the main.

I know it was the smartest thing I have done in the last 5 yrs.

Gotta a lovely program. I am the only affiliate so I do not have to worry about dodgy joins killing my merchants , and I know I am getting a fair count and I do not have to worry that I will pull up stakes and depart leaving me fucked .;-)

Though I confess sometimes I get the urge to shave my own joins to my own sites just for old times sake. ;-))

I can't help myself. ;-)

Spread my own traffic around a handful of banks cause no waves.

Easy life. :)

;-)))

Nicky 08-11-2010 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx (Post 17408773)
Though I confess sometimes I get the urge to shave my own joins to my own sites just for old times sake. ;-))

I can't help myself. ;-)

You mean there was shaving going on back in the old times!?? :mad:

:1orglaugh

Forest 08-12-2010 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 17408784)
You mean there was shaving going on back in the old times!?? :mad:

:1orglaugh

gasp


say it aint so

CunningStunt 08-12-2010 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by harvey (Post 17405666)


LMFAO

I went to Uni in Wales, 99% of welsh people I met were thicker than a plank.

halfpint 08-12-2010 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 17408314)
Hey there Mate! Yah tried something new, it failed. Good news I'm back, and with a vengeance. Got to make up for a year lost. :)




Damm sorry to hear about that, You were always good to me and were always honest and im sure you will be back with a vengeance :) :thumbsup

halfpint 08-12-2010 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 17409478)
LMFAO

I went to Uni in Wales, 99% of welsh people I met were thicker than a plank.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Altwebdesign 08-12-2010 06:11 AM

I'm a designer whale!!

CaptainHowdy 08-12-2010 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 17409478)
LMFAO

I went to Uni in Wales, 99% of welsh people I met were thicker than a plank.

Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha!

Dollarmansteve 08-12-2010 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17408022)
lol I love when you post around here

What's up Steve ? how you doin' ???

Ooooooooooooooooo marina. How's the pornohood? ;)

I'm around, you know.. doin' teh Interweb.

Janelle 08-12-2010 10:27 AM

They'll go to the programs that convert best. Still some out there that are doing very well.

Anthony 08-12-2010 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Janelle (Post 17410232)
They'll go to the programs that pay best. Still some out there that are doing very well.

I fixed that for you. Conversions since the beginning mean shit. It's the bottom line, how much money will I make.

Forest 08-12-2010 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 17410365)
I fixed that for you. Conversions since the beginning mean shit. It's the bottom line, how much money will I make.

quoted for truth

its all about the bottom line PERIOD

fuzebox 08-12-2010 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17405516)
Most whales opened programs and paysites, they aren't gone - they just aren't promoting other programs. Lots of affiliates today can send over a 100 sales a day, I would say several hundred can, just most don't dedicate it to one or two sites at a time like they once did.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

It's so easy to get a paysite rolling, and is well worth it with that kind of volume.

trevesty 08-12-2010 01:34 PM

I know of a few, but they spread their traffic out.... or they're 100% black hat.

I know of a lot of 'em in mainstream, though.

Poppy 08-12-2010 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 17408306)
and so, as the world turns, so shall everything that was old be renewed again in the great cycle of life... unless of course it has been overhunted, poisoned by oil spills, and driven to extinction by wasteful resource management.

But whales sure are cool... I remember when JJ the Grey Whale lived at Sea World in San Diego while I was still a resident there. Otherwise known as the good old days... or the golden years of internet porn, whatever... then they let him go. Just like the programs let their whales go.

Call me Far-L, for I remember, in days of yore, affiliate whales were feasted and nournished by the great programs of yesteryear, and sailers rich from more than a thousand heads of verigris harvested from the mighty sperm whales put to port for drinking and whoring, forgot about those whales left over and released to a vast ocean of sales. Some found a pod to swim with. Some were eaten alive by killer whales. But Dick, the mightiest of all, and white as the fires of hell, still swims on yonder waves... waiting, wandering the high seas, still looking for a program to blow up.:winkwink:

:thumbsup Well-written Far-L. Hope you are well my friend.

Nicky 08-12-2010 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 17409479)
Damm sorry to hear about that, You were always good to me and were always honest and im sure you will be back with a vengeance :) :thumbsup

That's why he is called Honest Anthony :winkwink:

Nickatilynx 08-12-2010 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 17411141)
That's why he is called Honest Anthony :winkwink:

This is where Anthony got the nickname from actually.. LOL!!

**********************************************

"Allegedly (*cough*) the biggest crook of the net, Nickatilynx, notorious for his magnificent lack of scruples, morals and the complete inability to use the word "ethics" in a sentence, entered the net as early as 1996 (stories differ) and was clearing a million dollars a year by 1997.

The ink was dry on most of it.

As if the list of charges was not long enough, he has now opened his new revenue sharing program "Nick$Click$"!!!

We must at this moment pause to give the man credit for using his "real" name this time.

Nickatilynx was quoted (while twirling his mustache and right before the train barreled through) as saying:-

"Trust me, I want to steal from you, but "Honest Anthony" won't let me! The bastard's put us on Ibill's rev-share where we can't even shave your fucking hits! Of course, it is a bit early in the game yet, and we just might be able to get Ibill go crooked ....
People think I do this sort of thing for fun. I don't. It's ALL about the money.muhahahaha
Any fun I get from crushing people's dreams is purely incidental

""""
LOL!

voila..thats where the nickanme "Honest Anthony" came from ;)

From around 2000 when I also owned the webmaster forum called netpenis or something and Anthony ran it for me. :)

The above was written by Morgan Grayson / Diction Nazi - RIP :(

Oh ,and on the irony front

1.) ""we just might be able to get Ibill go crooked "" wow eh? ;-))
2.) Weird to think we would turn out in the long run to be the honest , honourable previous owners of Netpenis. ;-)))

Who'd have thought the "honest" meat and aga would fuck everyone over after paying me $$$$$$$ for them to take it over

(( They never ever won a law suit against me , they settled.Anbything else you have heard is a lie.Never went to court. :)...most realise that now. Keep telling the truth and eventually you get found out ;-))) )) LOL. Offset of traffic and 6 figures of $$$$$ ))


LOL

;-))


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