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ottopottomouse 08-31-2010 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 17453781)
She should have said it was lindsay lohan's purse

:1orglaugh

Tom_PM 08-31-2010 08:19 AM

So, several minor pot busts, and now some coke? How many years is she looking at?

Oh yeah, zero.

JustDaveXxx 08-31-2010 10:02 AM

The sad thing is, if she said nothing, her attorney would have been able to get her off.


But she thought she would be able to explain her way out of it. IDIOT!! What she did was give the cops details of who owned what and how she thought it was her gum.



Got to love stupidity, it makes for good entertainment.

czarina 08-31-2010 10:07 AM

nothing will happen, she's got t000000000000000000000000 much money (yes, those are zeros)

_Richard_ 08-31-2010 10:32 AM

that is a funny story

baddog 08-31-2010 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 17454563)
classic... are those things still sold in Cali? I never saw those aspirin powders til I moved here, and people eat those things religiously here with the drinking. They'll mix them straight into the vodka. :1orglaugh

I do not need to use it any more, so haven't really looked. This was in 1982.

Phoenix 08-31-2010 11:44 AM

is she really looking at 4 years?

as in 4 years that means 1.3 years?

i wonder what will happen, i bet daddy cashes in all his political chips for this

no way he wants her to go in for a year or something...20 days sure to smarten her up...but a year...never...will be interesting what they pull to get her off

DamianJ 08-31-2010 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17454987)
You'd "her" thought you would have not took a gram of coke before writing on GFY :pimp

Thanks Gary, to have a typo corrected by such a brilliant writer as yourself of which, is an honour.

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy day cleaning your caravan to help me out. You are a true gent. No idea why I thought you were a cunt for so long.

Good to see there is no bad blood.

xoxoxo

baddog 08-31-2010 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 17455607)
is she really looking at 4 years?

as in 4 years that means 1.3 years?

i wonder what will happen, i bet daddy cashes in all his political chips for this

no way he wants her to go in for a year or something...20 days sure to smarten her up...but a year...never...will be interesting what they pull to get her off

NV is not CA

PornMD 08-31-2010 11:55 AM

Well, my 10th grade history teacher thought my gum was cheese once, so I guess that could be a passable excuse.

You know, for someone who already was locked up once and seemed embarrassed about it on Letterman afterwards, wtf is she doing?

H-Tom 08-31-2010 12:45 PM

she needs to produce "a night in paris 2"

ArsewithClass 08-31-2010 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17455630)
Thanks Gary, to have a typo corrected by such a brilliant writer as yourself of which, is an honour.

That wasn't a typo, that was a complete cock up!






With the amount of errors you have made in the past. You should stop your judgemental ways & correcting others with their simple typo errors. Then you wouldnt be such a dick......





No, nothing could change that fact :pimp

Chosen 08-31-2010 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 17453781)
She should have said it was lindsay lohan's purse

:1orglaugh


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