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Paul Markham 09-07-2010 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17475070)
The level of stupid in this thread is so high I havn't got enough time to quote it all to laugh at.

My thoughts entirely.

Met many people in the Adult Internet business and thought. WTF!!

DVTimes 09-07-2010 04:31 AM

bump for this thread.

DamianJ 09-07-2010 04:50 AM

TheDA how can you POSSIBLY know who Gary is without himself knowing who yourself is?

HOW!!!!!!!???!11oneoneone

DVTimes 09-07-2010 04:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17475252)
TheDA how can you POSSIBLY know who Gary is without himself knowing who yourself is?

HOW!!!!!!!???!11oneoneone

i think i worked out who DA is.

this is so much fun.

ps.

i never knew i was sooooo loved.

pps

while you lot are at it, promote my sites at www.mrban.com

www.britishslags.com www.rosecabs.com www.altdoll.com www.xbbabes.com www.poshwife.com and a few more

thank you fans

quiet 09-07-2010 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si (Post 17474109)
I'm just going to post the following: :1orglaugh

Too many hilarious posts to quote :upsidedow

i'm with you.

DamianJ 09-07-2010 05:06 AM

http://img.skitch.com/20100907-b83nn...ryub38h848.jpg

DVTimes 09-07-2010 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17475274)

he he he

DVTimes 09-07-2010 05:09 AM

living the dream

http://img209.imagevenue.com/loc17/t...p_122_17lo.jpg

TheDA 09-07-2010 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 17475257)
i think i worked out who DA is.

Take a stab at it then. Who?

DVTimes 09-07-2010 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17473962)
Not to mention the stella (sic) content you shot G-Man!

http://southerncumsluts.com/gallery/eto/014.jpg

http://southerncumsluts.com/gallery/eto/1.jpg

This tranny is SMOKING!

http://southerncumsluts.com/gallery/eto/006.jpg

http://southerncumsluts.com/gallery/eto/002.jpg

http://southerncumsluts.com/gallery/eto/012.jpg

Although, I must say, if you received business propositions 3 years ago and have not acted on them, they have probably gone stale. Here's a tip, when someone wants to do biz with you, don't wait 3 years.

HTH

Your pal,

Damian

your the man.

DVTimes 09-07-2010 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 17475280)
Take a stab at it then. Who?

i am probably wrong.

do you run a strip club?

if not then i am thinking of the wrong person.

lagcam 09-07-2010 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17473744)
Ask to see his camera.

I've never seen one with Auto-out-of-Focus before.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 17473955)
When I first saw you I thought you had taken a break from the burger van in the car park.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17474103)
I do not quite understand how you can know us if I don't know you....

These are my three favourites. Top notch humour :thumbsup

TheDA 09-07-2010 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 17475284)
These are my three favourites. Top notch humour :thumbsup


The top 2 are intended to be funny.

The last one from Gary is serious and not meant to be funny.

TheDA 09-07-2010 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 17475283)
i am probably wrong.

do you run a strip club?

if not then i am thinking of the wrong person.

I can confirm, I am not Peter Stringfellow.

http://www.plagueofthemullet.com/ima...gfellow300.jpghttp://images.spoof-media.com/thespo...ringfellow.jpghttp://www.brandish.tv/peter.jpg

DVTimes 09-07-2010 05:20 AM

2 clips from this year





TheDA 09-07-2010 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17475274)

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/profile-...55957_8418.jpg

DVTimes 09-07-2010 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 17475290)

he he

no probs

DamianJ 09-07-2010 05:35 AM


lagcam 09-07-2010 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 17475287)
The top 2 are intended to be funny.

The last one from Gary is serious and not meant to be funny.

Good grief man :winkwink:, you have clearly been spending so long in the company of idiots that some has rubbed off on you. EVERYBODY knows that gary was serious, and THAT is why it is funny.

DVTimes 09-07-2010 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17475327)

dam i am attractive

i bet to a gay man like you DamianJ i am all that you could want.

women love me. men want to be me

such is life

TheDA 09-07-2010 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 17475334)
Good grief man :winkwink:, you have clearly been spending so long in the company of idiots that some has rubbed off on you. EVERYBODY knows that gary was serious, and THAT is why it is funny.

I should have added a smiley for you. :)

DamianJ 09-07-2010 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 17475341)
I should have added a smiley for Sabby:)

True dat.

georgeyw 09-07-2010 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 17475277)

WTF? Caravan on the back of a skyline? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ArsewithClass 09-07-2010 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 17475395)
WTF? Caravan on the back of a skyline? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

True dat...


You can get to your destination faster & more comfortable in the skyline... Ive pulled at a tonne and left a few cars standing :thumbsup


Its fun, enjoyable & cool :winkwink:


http://adult-excitement.co.uk/resour...ntenance/1.jpg
http://adult-excitement.co.uk/resour...ntenance/2.jpghttp://adult-excitement.co.uk/resour...ntenance/7.jpg

We try our hardest to shoot great material for our members... If others can say they put this much time into their business, then continue.... if not :pimp


The pool, we built ourselves with 9tonnes of concrete, fibre glass & much more, the caravan I bought just to get dogging material... It works & its fun :pimp

ArsewithClass 09-07-2010 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 17475257)
i think i worked out who DA is.

this is so much fun.

ps.

i never knew i was sooooo loved.

pps

while you lot are at it, promote these sites www.gspotcash.net www.arsewithclass.com www.exclusivedogging.com www.pleasurablefantasy.com www.southcumsluts.com www.mygloryholeconfessions.com www.southerncumsluts.com www.pleasureville.co.uk & adult-excitement.co.uk
thank you fans

:1orglaugh Who has mentioned love for you?


Its all about us not you.... I do not know how. & im sorry to take your thunder :winkwink: But hey, the sites you want to promote are certainly fantastic :pimp

DamianJ 09-07-2010 06:20 AM

HAHAHAH! Gary you are l33t h4><><0r! You took retard Divvy's post and put YOUR OWN URLs in! LOL!!!!11oneone

georgeyw 09-07-2010 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17475420)
True dat...


You can get to your destination faster & more comfortable in the skyline... Ive pulled at a tonne and left a few cars standing :thumbsup


Its fun, enjoyable & cool :winkwink:

Honestly, how you manage to breathe without help is amazing in tiself.

redwhiteandblue 09-07-2010 06:40 AM

Fuck it, I was never going to get any work done today anyway..

CurrentlySober 09-07-2010 06:44 AM

I was being driven back from Eastbourne the other day, and I saw the signs for Bournemouth. We were going to pop in and say hello, but as we had been held up for hours the other side of Southampton, we were running really late...

So we decided to not bother...

ArsewithClass 09-07-2010 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 17475460)
Honestly, how you manage to breathe without help is amazing in tiself.


When you come to the UK, do hit us up & spend some time in Bournemouth.

Natalie & I only have time for positive energy. Enjoying the sun, sea, pool, work, family time, exercise & tele in bed.....

I could feel the hint of sarcasm in your post, however, it was like that last year. We finished building the pool, yet each night, after working on that I would shoot film & organise the parties & camshows for the weekend. I spent 38 hours without sleep so many times :pimp

Im hoping that with all the content we have, I can sell it & have a worthy outcome. Already offered over a few hundred a tape, with over 100 that would sort out a few cashflow problems, but thats an awful amount. I would at least expect a grand a tape considering they are well filmed, exclusive & all different :pimp

ArsewithClass 09-07-2010 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 17475488)
I was being driven back from Eastbourne the other day, and I saw the signs for Bournemouth. We were going to pop in and say hello, but as we had been held up for hours the other side of Southampton, we were running really late...

So we decided to not bother...

A great shame as we always have our arms open :pimp


Next tim, hit us up & just say your heading this way... Its always nice to enjoy a good chat face to face & a glass of wine.

DamianJ 09-07-2010 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17475490)
would sort out a few cashflow problems

Gary, it's big of you to admit you need money on here.

Maybe Shap can help you out?

Oh and TGITC is teetotal now, so he won't have wine with you! Not even if you push the boat out and get in Lambrini!

Chris 09-07-2010 07:27 AM

gesh what did this guy do ? lol

RazorSharpe 09-07-2010 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 17475290)

Do you at least own a dressing gown like that one???

TheDA 09-07-2010 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorSharpe (Post 17475923)
Do you at least own a dressing gown like that one???

Of course, doesn't every guy?

Robocrop 09-07-2010 09:46 AM

Ok this thread seems quite off-topic right now haha..wtf is up ladies?

CaptainHowdy 09-07-2010 09:47 AM

Settle down, kids...

DamianJ 09-07-2010 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robocrop (Post 17476022)
Ok this thread seems quite off-topic right now haha..wtf is up ladies?

Yeah, stop hating on Gary and turn the hate back to pointing out what a dribbling lunatic DVTimes is:

www.twitter.com/divvytimes

DVTimes 09-07-2010 10:20 AM

by the way

you lot may be interested to see ben dover has a new site to promote

should do well

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=985817

natas 09-07-2010 10:50 AM

http://www.internetbling.com/failsohard.jpg

martinsc 09-07-2010 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA (Post 17473586)
I met you the same day too. :(

This was a bad day for me.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ArsewithClass 09-07-2010 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 17476135)
by the way

you lot may be interested to see ben dover has a new site to promote

should do well

Another stupid comment coming from the dirty liar, divvy.



Was it not yourself that made suggestive comments abut how you thought BenDover was a twat or looked like an idiot when you see photos of Natalie with him.....

Here you are now, advertising him.... You thick cunt :pimp

DamianJ 09-07-2010 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17476365)
Here you are now, advertising him.... You thick cunt :pimp

Yeah! What an idiot! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DVTimes 09-07-2010 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17476365)
Another stupid comment coming from the dirty liar, divvy.



Was it not yourself that made suggestive comments abut how you thought BenDover was a twat or looked like an idiot when you see photos of Natalie with him.....

Here you are now, advertising him.... You thick cunt :pimp

i never have you vile spamming hyjacking cunt.

so prove your lies and post a link to were i have said that.

go on you fil;thy spamming trash.

ps

how much do you pimp nat of for bareback sex? is it £20. and then you let her have sex with real porn stars???? do you tell people she works with that she does unprotected sex with strangers?

ps

hope your sites make more than 4 sales this month.

Robocrop 09-07-2010 11:48 AM

DVTimes, on a serious note tho...post a picture of yourself?

ArsewithClass 09-07-2010 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 17476413)
i never have you vile spamming hyjacking cunt.

so prove your lies and post a link to were i have said that.

go on you fil;thy spamming trash.

ps

how much do you pimp nat of for bareback sex? is it £20. and then you let her have sex with real porn stars???? do you tell people she works with that she does unprotected sex with strangers?

ps

hope your sites make more than 4 sales this month.

Stop! Post proof or expect banning!


You create a problem to my business with lies about sales. When this is obviously not true!




















You are a filthy scummy piece of crap from a lower end dump of some shit hole.

DVTimes 09-07-2010 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17476484)
Stop! Post proof or expect banning!


You create a problem to my business with lies about sales. When this is obviously not true!




















You are a filthy scummy piece of crap from a lower end dump of some shit hole.

post the link where you said i insulted ben dover.

post the link or you will look like the liying crap you are.

link please.

your insults bore me.

oh, am i wrong then nat does not and has never had bare back (unprotected sex) with strangers for a few pounds?

tell me what i have told fibs about?

oh, and do post the link please.

DVTimes 09-07-2010 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robocrop (Post 17476465)
DVTimes, on a serious note tho...post a picture of yourself?

look at www.rosecabs.com

that me with the camera at the top.

DVTimes 09-07-2010 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17476484)
Stop! Post proof or expect banning!

not sure what that means.

can sonmone translate it into english please.

i know he left school with no qualifications, but good grief.

Robocrop 09-07-2010 12:05 PM

Hit us up with some proof!!!!


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