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punkpred 09-08-2010 02:28 PM

Until half way through page 1 I still believed it

Captcha 09-08-2010 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit (Post 17480739)
Yes. I am boneprone. Everyone knows this.

LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I love this guy

pornpf69 09-08-2010 02:34 PM

hopefully things will get sorted out soon...

PornMD 09-08-2010 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mn (Post 17480323)
http://img.myconfinedspace.com/wp-co....thumbnail.jpg

tried a few different ones... finally i found this one and i could cash out $300.

thanks!

There should be the equivalent of ice cream trucks but with maybe $0.50 fee ATMs. That'd be sick - watch grown people run after it.

JFK 09-08-2010 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st0ned (Post 17481375)
Lame. I figured this was bs but tried it while I was out running errands anyway. 2 different ATMs, 4 different amounts, $0 dispensed. :disgust

I just sat here and chuckled:1orglaugh

loreen 09-08-2010 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuerillaC (Post 17480924)
A further statement was released from visa:

We have decided to randomly activate atms all across north america.

Some work / some don't ... But those who find the special atms we activate will be able to withdraw money!

Sometimes you must try up to ten times, of different amounts of money :)

now go find your money!

- visa

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

$5 submissions 09-08-2010 02:58 PM

Gotta love these BP shenanigans lolz

Bring back thumzillas lol

Anal Hobbit 09-08-2010 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 17481524)
Gotta love these BP shenanigans lolz

Bring back thumzillas lol

Hmmm. From the sound if it, it has stopped working.

V_RocKs 09-08-2010 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 17480521)
I have 4 different accounts because of the volume I move, so yes, I do have 4 cards.

I had 4... I left one inside an ATM... had a 5000 withdrawal limit... sucks!

Now I can't get another one for obvious reasons

Agent 488 09-08-2010 04:52 PM

if epass goes down the hobbit should start up a check cashing joint catering to adult webmasters.

fatfoo 09-08-2010 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig (Post 17480134)

Boxxy is hot.
Her cute face can create wonderful emotions.
It is entertaining.

boneprone 09-08-2010 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuerillaC (Post 17480848)
VISA HAS JUST COME OUT WITH ANOTHER STATEMENT -

DEAR EPASS ACCOUNT HOLDERS,

WE HAVE DECIDED TO ONLY ALLOW A SELECT FEW OF YOU TO WITHDRAW MONEY.. WE HAVE RANDOMLY CHOSEN OUT OF A HAT , AND SO OUR FIRST PICK IS Anal Hobbit...

WE HAVE YET TO CHOOSE OUR SECOND EPASS HOLDER BUT WILL LET YOU KNOW SOON..

Sincerely,

Visa

Anal Hobbit your a jackass

Sounds crazy huh!
Almost unbelievable.

boneprone 09-08-2010 07:19 PM

Im still writing the owners of this site asking for a Ban. I suggest everyone else please do the same.

Seth Manson 09-08-2010 07:30 PM

I just tried mine at the atm in 7/11 and it let me withdraw $200

But I tried the same card in the gas pump but it didnt work, but at least I had $200 in my pocket so I went inside and paid cash. Was pretty worried because my tank was almost on empty.

ShellyCrash 09-08-2010 07:56 PM


tiger 09-08-2010 07:58 PM

Anal Hobbit is a name you can trust :thumbsup

securedata 09-08-2010 08:10 PM

boneprone is a piece of shit...get a life cunt

Anal Hobbit 09-08-2010 08:15 PM

yes he is..

Michael O 09-08-2010 08:16 PM

A poor attempt at a joke this is completely untrue.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=986145

Fat Panda 09-08-2010 08:57 PM

Anyone who believed this deserved to lose the time they spent chasing working atms! hahahahaha

lagcam 09-08-2010 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 17480385)
This calls for a ban. It's a serious issue for quite a lot of people here. These rumors got to stop.

I tried on 3 different ATMs, using all my 4 different cards, trying to cash different ammounts. It didn't work.


One guy, 4 cards, and I bet there are thousands like this.

Anybody still wonder why epassporte find themselves in this situation?

bDok 09-08-2010 09:16 PM

just another example of the hobbit big pimpin.

GAMEFINEST 09-08-2010 09:23 PM

Fucked up joke.

Vince Russo 09-08-2010 10:56 PM

Anal Hobbit should be banned. I drove around for 4 hours today. Left my kids in the hot car as I attempted to use the ATMS 5 times at 4 different places.

lagcam 09-08-2010 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince Russo (Post 17482800)
Anal Hobbit should be banned. I drove around for 4 hours today. Left my kids in the hot car as I attempted to use the ATMS 5 times at 4 different places.

Park in the shade and walk for fuck's sake. Why should the kids suffer for your laziness?

Vince Russo 09-08-2010 11:19 PM

Im just sayin.

Fabien 09-09-2010 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince Russo (Post 17482800)
Anal Hobbit should be banned. I drove around for 4 hours today. Left my kids in the hot car as I attempted to use the ATMS 5 times at 4 different places.

and you should be put to jail :1orglaugh

Seriously, is this true or not ?

mlove 09-09-2010 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince Russo (Post 17482800)
Anal Hobbit should be banned. I drove around for 4 hours today. Left my kids in the hot car as I attempted to use the ATMS 5 times at 4 different places.

Never doubt the stupidity of an italian.

lazzlo 09-09-2010 01:33 AM

L o fucking l

RadicalSights 09-09-2010 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 17480288)
I live in a town of 500 people.

rejected

Sid70 09-09-2010 06:10 AM

I own an ATM so I just stick my card in , open the fucking machine and get the money.

Sabby 09-09-2010 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GuerillaC (Post 17480287)
Ya i did you clown... I dont.... Quite odd that a select few would work and others dont

Uh huh yeah.... you let Mr. Middlemen fuck u in the ass (again)... No fair I was gonna try that trick....


Sabby:)

Vince Russo 09-09-2010 07:51 AM

Ok. I wanted to be 100% sure this is all bullshit. This morning before and after I dropped my kids off to school I went to

1. Bank of America Machine. Tried it 4 times (a line was behind me) once for 500, then 100, then 120, then 200. All rejected.

2. Then I drove to a Safeway and used the Chase ATM. 4 Times. This time I did different amounts to try to see if the amount is the key? 220, 160, 60 and 20. All rejected.

3. Then I drove 15 minutes to a bar. Went to the back to one of those little ATMs. 40, 60, 120 and 300. All rejected.

4. I looked in the phone book and found a credit union. Drove about 3 miles to find it. Found it and went inside to withdraw. Attempted 300, 200, 140 and 20. All rejected. I went to talk to a person inside the credit union to help. He called the bank. was on hold and back and forth for about 45 minutes. In the mean time he signed me up for a checking account granted that once we got this straightend out (i told him the epass story and this GFY message) id put money in this new account.

After almost an hour of this guy trying to get to the bottom of this with his banking connections he concluded that I dont have any money in my account.

To prove to him I have money I log into my account at epassorte.com on his computer and show him I do indeed have money. He saw $240.00 (my balance with epassporte) and got upset. Told me how I am trying to tie him into acts of fraud for trying so many times to withdraw 300.00 and said thats probably why Ive been rejected. For trying to attempt to overdraw so many times. He hangs up the phone and tells me to wait 24 hours and not to attempt to overdraw the account.

I leave the place wasting almost 1 hour of my time inside and over an hour driving all over town. And this the 2nd day of this shit.

I can conclude it does not work.

CaptainHowdy 09-09-2010 07:55 AM

http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1...ure_bigger.jpg

AdultEUhost 09-09-2010 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 17480222)
I thought he was full of shit so I just went down to the bank to try it out and it worked.

http://i53.tinypic.com/2in81.gif

so you tell me the currency conversion rate of the 30th of August is the same as today? lolz :thumbsup

AdultEUhost 09-09-2010 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ffmihai (Post 17480333)
paypal has CC? anyways. tomorow ill try myself.

paypal issues debit cards, only for US and UK account holders though

Vince Russo 09-09-2010 08:06 AM

Ive been fucking drinking all night. Ive been clean and sober 4 years 5 months.. Drinking and drinking and drinking.. I had no one to take the kids to school today so I had to drive them. Fucking asshole fuck. Then I drove all over from fucking atm to atm. I know im not supposed to do that but the money man. I need this money..

bolsex 09-09-2010 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 17482570)
One guy, 4 cards, and I bet there are thousands like this.

Anybody still wonder why epassporte find themselves in this situation?

I have 3!
No one is working! (I tried some hours ago).

Darkcrni 09-09-2010 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince Russo (Post 17483838)
Ive been fucking drinking all night. Ive been clean and sober 4 years 5 months.. Drinking and drinking and drinking.. I had no one to take the kids to school today so I had to drive them. Fucking asshole fuck. Then I drove all over from fucking atm to atm. I know im not supposed to do that but the money man. I need this money..

One thing is for sure, this epass situation is going to makes all alcoholic! :helpme

TurboAngel 09-09-2010 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince Russo (Post 17483769)
Ok. I wanted to be 100% sure this is all bullshit. This morning before and after I dropped my kids off to school I went to

1. Bank of America Machine. Tried it 4 times (a line was behind me) once for 500, then 100, then 120, then 200. All rejected.

2. Then I drove to a Safeway and used the Chase ATM. 4 Times. This time I did different amounts to try to see if the amount is the key? 220, 160, 60 and 20. All rejected.

3. Then I drove 15 minutes to a bar. Went to the back to one of those little ATMs. 40, 60, 120 and 300. All rejected.

4. I looked in the phone book and found a credit union. Drove about 3 miles to find it. Found it and went inside to withdraw. Attempted 300, 200, 140 and 20. All rejected. I went to talk to a person inside the credit union to help. He called the bank. was on hold and back and forth for about 45 minutes. In the mean time he signed me up for a checking account granted that once we got this straightend out (i told him the epass story and this GFY message) id put money in this new account.

After almost an hour of this guy trying to get to the bottom of this with his banking connections he concluded that I dont have any money in my account.

To prove to him I have money I log into my account at epassorte.com on his computer and show him I do indeed have money. He saw $240.00 (my balance with epassporte) and got upset. Told me how I am trying to tie him into acts of fraud for trying so many times to withdraw 300.00 and said thats probably why Ive been rejected. For trying to attempt to overdraw so many times. He hangs up the phone and tells me to wait 24 hours and not to attempt to overdraw the account.

I leave the place wasting almost 1 hour of my time inside and over an hour driving all over town. And this the 2nd day of this shit.

I can conclude it does not work.

LMFAO! You sir are crazy!

Sabby 09-09-2010 08:56 AM

I chat with crazy people all day... I drink...


Sabby:)

greg80 09-09-2010 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultEUhost (Post 17483799)
so you tell me the currency conversion rate of the 30th of August is the same as today? lolz :thumbsup

bullshit, bullshit, bullshit

It's never the same. Ban the fucker who made that "screen shot"

Sabby 09-09-2010 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkcrni (Post 17483951)
One thing is for sure, this epass situation is going to makes all alcoholic! :helpme

I was quoting this.


Sabby:)

greg80 09-09-2010 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince Russo (Post 17483838)
Ive been fucking drinking all night. Ive been clean and sober 4 years 5 months.. Drinking and drinking and drinking.. I had no one to take the kids to school today so I had to drive them. Fucking asshole fuck. Then I drove all over from fucking atm to atm. I know im not supposed to do that but the money man. I need this money..

$240? Come on man. You need to do something with your life if you depend on the last $240

2intense 09-09-2010 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 17484035)
I chat with crazy people all day... I drink...


Sabby:)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MrBottomTooth 09-09-2010 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greg80 (Post 17484046)
bullshit, bullshit, bullshit

It's never the same. Ban the fucker who made that "screen shot"

See, this is why you people fall for stuff like this and get pissed off... you don't read.

I already stated way back on page 2 that it was photoshopped, but you're still here on page 5 trying to disprove it. Pay attention.

Vince Russo 09-09-2010 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 17484068)
See, this is why you people fall for stuff like this and get pissed off... you don't read.

I already stated way back on page 2 that it was photoshopped, but you're still here on page 5 trying to disprove it. Pay attention.

You should be banned. False hope is a cruel and very very mean thing.
Ive spent most my morning driving all around trying to get my money. Risking the lives of my children as I drove them around not sober on my binge.

Im soooooo stressed you have no idea. And its people like you to blame.
Asshole.

MrBottomTooth 09-09-2010 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince Russo (Post 17484119)
You should be banned. False hope is a cruel and very very mean thing.
Ive spent most my morning driving all around trying to get my money. Risking the lives of my children as I drove them around not sober on my binge.

Im soooooo stressed you have no idea. And its people like you to blame.
Asshole.

Sorry Vince. BTW, did you hear who is next in line to play Superman? You're not going to believe it.

Vince Russo 09-09-2010 10:02 AM

I need this money.. And I damn those people who taunt me.
I hate myself for letting them get to me and killing my 5 months of Sobriety.

Im at an all time low. Parking tickets up the ass, one I just got from going to the ATMS, risking my childrens lives by driving them after drinking.

All time low.
All time low.

Im scared I may do something drastic.

2012 09-09-2010 10:04 AM



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