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rublerum 09-09-2010 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 17485471)
What a clusterfuck. Out of all the people, entities, and businesses that have created or are involved with this current situation, Michael is the last one who deserves this abuse.

And yet he takes it, and tries to remain calm and professional. Personally, I could not deal with this pressure in a civilized manner.

I hate to come across as an ass-kisser, but it pains me to see one of the most honest (my perception, due to having dealt with Michael occasionaly for about ten years or so) and hard working men in this business treated this way.

I agree, at least give us a full detail on what really happen with no lie

kaktusan 09-09-2010 01:57 PM

it appears that nobody is getting wires, but did anyone manage to get out money by withdrawal to their real credit card?

As Michael says that process is automatic, not reviewed by hand as wires..

Anyone with such luck?

okdesign 09-09-2010 01:58 PM

I'm optimist and ePassporte rocks! :thumbsup

alias 09-09-2010 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig (Post 17485011)
The money is gone, plain and simple. Deal with it. All this speculation and false hope is just going to hurt you in the long run. :disgust

In the faint chance you do get it back, consider it a miracle. Until then, stop hoping, you're just going to fuck yourself over even more than you already are.

This ^. :2 cents:

Jack Sparrow 09-09-2010 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 17485024)
We have received a high number of wire disbursement requests and we must manually review each one at this time. Please bear with us while we work through this
backlog. We will notify you once your wire is sent.

Why do you manually need to review them?

Fatalspeed 09-09-2010 01:59 PM

Michael you should try and get some real answers yourself at management level or directly from Chris, Epassorte can't just bring out a statement like that after a week and leave us in the dark. This brings even more questions than answers. If you don't want people to overload you with calls/emails then give us some real answers. We need a time frame for when Epassporte thinks this will be solved (days, weeks, months??) and an actual explanation about what the real cause of these problems are. Epassporte says "the funds are safe and secure", but also says "there are funds in motion", so what is it? Sounds to me millions are missing?!

Michael, if you can get some real answers for us I am sure everyone will calm down a bit. Right now it looks like things only get worse with no real news...

McSpike 09-09-2010 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trax (Post 17484995)
Michael O: I really think you owe us an update about the status of outgoing wires! I see nobody on GFY posting that any wire has successfully gone out... all i see is people waiting

What he said

McSpike 09-09-2010 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 17484991)
*Applying for a payoneer account*

made a deal where you can transfer from epass wallet to payoneer?

count me in.

Dating Port 09-09-2010 02:01 PM

Michael, before epass dies completely can you bring back Keyser Soze?
Then all our problems will be solved! Keyser knows how to deal with banks.

anexsia 09-09-2010 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fatalspeed (Post 17485503)
Michael you should try and get some real answers yourself at management level or directly from Chris, Epassorte can't just bring out a statement like that after a week and leave us in the dark. This brings even more questions than answers. If you don't want people to overload you with calls/emails then give us some real answers. We need a time frame for when Epassporte thinks this will be solved (days, weeks, months??) and an actual explanation about what the real cause of these problems are. Epassporte says "the funds are safe and secure", but also says "there are funds in motion", so what is it? Sounds to me millions are missing?!

Michael, if you can get some real answers for us I am sure everyone will calm down a bit. Right now it looks like things only get worse with no real news...

This. Michael, if you really want to help everyone out you should demand answers from your company and tell them you're not going to stand by any longer watching lots of hardworking webmasters fumble through the dark desperate to get ahold of any information about their money.

Jdoughs 09-09-2010 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 17485518)
This. Michael, if you really want to help everyone out you should demand answers from your company and tell them you're not going to stand by any longer watching lots of hardworking webmasters fumble through the dark desperate to get ahold of any information about their money.

You asking him to be a martyr for you..lol get real.

themadwriter 09-09-2010 02:03 PM

i have probably lost business due to only having paypal, direct wire transfer to my bank and western union as payment options, but i am glad i wasn't ever able to get an epassporte account after seeing what everyone is going through.

Sorry everyone! I sincerely hope you're able to recover your funds, as well as able to recover from whatever collateral damage this may have caused your business!

Fat Panda 09-09-2010 02:03 PM

good luck to those with 1000s stuck in their epassporte accounts...I wouldn't be holding my breath...gl

Atticus 09-09-2010 02:05 PM

Playing detective here but....

From the previous posts Michael O has made it appeared that English was not his first language. Numerous grammatical mistakes etc.

Now this statement comes from Michael O's account and is filled with horrible English but signed by Chris Mallick.

Looks like someone just attached their name (or had their name attached) to a pre-written statement.

FrankHardcore 09-09-2010 02:06 PM

Running away
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by beta-tester (Post 17484968)
I really can't believe that they don't have the reason why they are cut off of VISA's network. They must have that, otherwise a bad ass lawsuit could come without any doubt!

So, there are some information that they are obviously not willing to share with us, probably afraid of all clients running away from them once this is resolved. Well, I am myself afraid that a lot of clients will run away regardless....

Not cool... but as I said I expect this to be a long process.

Afraid the clients are running away???

I think a guy called Chris mallick is running away!!! with our money or maybe he already used for the shitty movie called "Middle men".

Afraid clients are running away - they are all gone and he know it. You might say something else her on the board but in reality no one is ever going to use epass again.
Even sponsor have changed this payout option or most of the sponsor I use.

I would luv my money back just do see it happening.

In russia you can have a man killed for less then 20 bucks.

klinton 09-09-2010 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 17485471)
What a clusterfuck. Out of all the people, entities, and businesses that have created or are involved with this current situation, Michael is the last one who deserves this abuse.

And yet he takes it, and tries to remain calm and professional. Personally, I could not deal with this pressure in a civilized manner.

I hate to come across as an ass-kisser, but it pains me to see one of the most honest (my perception, due to having dealt with Michael occasionaly for about ten years or so) and hard working men in this business treated this way.

:2 cents::2 cents:

Cyber Fucker 09-09-2010 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fatalspeed (Post 17485503)
Michael you should try and get some real answers yourself at management level or directly from Chris, Epassorte can't just bring out a statement like that after a week and leave us in the dark. This brings even more questions than answers. If you don't want people to overload you with calls/emails then give us some real answers. We need a time frame for when Epassporte thinks this will be solved (days, weeks, months??) and an actual explanation about what the real cause of these problems are. Epassporte says "the funds are safe and secure", but also says "there are funds in motion", so what is it? Sounds to me millions are missing?!

Michael, if you can get some real answers for us I am sure everyone will calm down a bit. Right now it looks like things only get worse with no real news...

:2 cents:

FrankHardcore 09-09-2010 02:07 PM

Another planet
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by okdesign (Post 17485496)
I'm optimist and ePassporte rocks! :thumbsup

What planet do you lkive on?!

zeuse 09-09-2010 02:08 PM

No, i don't think Chris wrote that statement either. But i know what he did do, he stole my fucking money!

rewn 09-09-2010 02:08 PM

ePassporte will go bust over this.

Barry-xlovecam 09-09-2010 02:09 PM

ACH is an acronym for Automated Clearing House

It is a function of the National Automated Clearing House Association (NACHA) the US Federal Reserve Bank.

Direct deposit to your checking account is one example.

ACH Wikipedia

kaktusan 09-09-2010 02:09 PM

OK, did anyone got their documents reviewed?

I am waiting for 2 days for review and nothing yet...

Alprazolam 09-09-2010 02:10 PM

anyone know where i can get an account? i have a design job that i'm doing and i need to take monies via epassporte. how long does it take to get an account there?

wyldblyss 09-09-2010 02:10 PM

Sorry but that *statement* is not only very poorly written but is one of the biggest pieces of condescending doublespeak with a load of crap on top that I have ever read.

Shap 09-09-2010 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kaktusan (Post 17485553)
OK, did anyone got their documents reviewed?

I am waiting for 2 days for review and nothing yet...

I sent in documents to be reviewed last friday. Everything was approved yesterday.

anexsia 09-09-2010 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 17485524)
You asking him to be a martyr for you..lol get real.

Not a martyr, an employee who will take pride in his job is more like it.

FrankHardcore 09-09-2010 02:12 PM

I'm not
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC (Post 17485526)
good luck to those with 1000s stuck in their epassporte accounts...I wouldn't be holding my breath...gl



That me you are talking about and I consider them lost. But would like to meet of your enemies in a dark alley.

It funny many things comes to reality when thinking enough about it....

mrsmut 09-09-2010 02:12 PM

Reading the statement i understand you are giving our detailes (name, address, etc) to SKNA, with our amounts, and will be SKNA who pays us in some way, not epassporte.

This reading has good and bad sides.

good: The bank has our money and is taking some steps to guarantee our money is not lost

bad: the bank doesn't trust on you to return the money and want to do it themselves, and doesn't want to continue working with you, SKNA doesn't trust epassporte.

With these readings, money in VV may be safer than money in eWallet.

If SKNA is reading this, i'm european and would like to get a resonable fee for a bank transfer, don't want you to try to profit with huge transfer fees por epassporte users

hotcontent 09-09-2010 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17484810)
I love ePassporte...

¡mamá! :)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-09-2010 02:14 PM

Does "Funds in motion" = spin cycle? :winkwink:

http://keetsa.com/blog/wp-content/up...eyInWasher.jpg

Nice spin control...

http://multimedia.heraldinteractive....l_04272010.jpg

ADG

gumdrop 09-09-2010 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrankHardcore (Post 17485533)
In russia you can have a man killed for less then 20 bucks.

According to his movie Middle Men he knows a few Russians as well....:winkwink:

Denny 09-09-2010 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus (Post 17485530)
Playing detective here but....

From the previous posts Michael O has made it appeared that English was not his first language. Numerous grammatical mistakes etc.

Now this statement comes from Michael O's account and is filled with horrible English but signed by Chris Mallick.

Looks like someone just attached their name (or had their name attached) to a pre-written statement.

:2 cents::2 cents:

zeuse 09-09-2010 02:17 PM

Last time i visited a bank in the carribean there was a guy sitting on the steps with a pump action shotgun. Good luck arguing the toss in there.

PornMD 09-09-2010 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 17485471)
What a clusterfuck. Out of all the people, entities, and businesses that have created or are involved with this current situation, Michael is the last one who deserves this abuse.

And yet he takes it, and tries to remain calm and professional. Personally, I could not deal with this pressure in a civilized manner.

I hate to come across as an ass-kisser, but it pains me to see one of the most honest (my perception, due to having dealt with Michael occasionaly for about ten years or so) and hard working men in this business treated this way.

I hope you're talking about Michael being abused by his employer, because that's exactly what this is.

If Visa dug Epassporte's grave, CM just pushed Epassporte into it and covered it with this statement. People who are actually saying they would continue using Epassporte if they somehow weathered this storm are asking to be taken for a fool. Michael is not the bad guy - he's the pawn of his employer. You all realize Michael has said all this week that it would be resolved this week, and the only reason someone like him would SAY something like that is because his employer told him such. His employer is abusing his good rapport with this community to death.

Chris Mallick got a taste of Hollywood, and with this statement has brought Hollywood to all of you. Red flags surrounded by a bunch of empty words and some of you are still eating it up. Prior to this statement, I thought that perhaps people would still get their VV funds back eventually but now I wouldn't put money on it (no pun intended). Something is seriously wrong and they're not telling you all what it is.

That's even aside from the wire situation on the Wallet funds, which WOULD be serious except given some people's ACHs have worked, I kind of doubt those funds are frozen.

AlexUA 09-09-2010 02:18 PM

http://s002.radikal.ru/i198/1009/a3/e9575b7211a6.jpg

sologirlcontent 09-09-2010 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus (Post 17485530)
Playing detective here but....

From the previous posts Michael O has made it appeared that English was not his first language. Numerous grammatical mistakes etc.

Now this statement comes from Michael O's account and is filled with horrible English but signed by Chris Mallick.

Looks like someone just attached their name (or had their name attached) to a pre-written statement.

:thumbsup:thumbsup u noticed that too

Domain Broker 09-09-2010 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsmut (Post 17485563)

If SKNA is reading this,

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

baddog 09-09-2010 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow (Post 17485501)
Why do you manually need to review them?

Oh man. :helpme

Phoenix66 09-09-2010 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow (Post 17485501)
Why do you manually need to review them?

In all banks I've used they processed swift wires manually. You only make an order through the interface and then wait until they execute it manually. That's why wires normally pass through only at business days. Most banks clearly say that in wire order form.

So, nothing unusual in this. Plus, I suppose that in case of Epass they have a two-stage process. First they review wire orders from the clients and then make orders to the bank where bank employees also execute them manually.

With a big amount of wires being requested I do not find it surprising they are moving slow. Though I'm also concerned if they are sending them at all. From another hand - I see no reason for Michael to say they are sending them when they are not. Would be much simplier just to say the money are frozen if they really are.

My real concern is that epass will be killed by all this before I withdraw all my money. Big guys probably will get theirs if yet have not. And they do not write on forums.

Alprazolam 09-09-2010 02:24 PM

anyone get wires yet?

digi 09-09-2010 02:26 PM

has anyone tried to contact SKNA directly about withdrawing funds without epassporte?

chronig 09-09-2010 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atticus (Post 17485530)
Playing detective here but....

From the previous posts Michael O has made it appeared that English was not his first language. Numerous grammatical mistakes etc.

Now this statement comes from Michael O's account and is filled with horrible English but signed by Chris Mallick.

Looks like someone just attached their name (or had their name attached) to a pre-written statement.

Nothing to worry about Sir. That's just the new CEO of ePassporte speaking. Abullah Muhundah Rakishi - the 4th Prince of Nigeria. Your funds are safe. (He's royalty).

wyldblyss 09-09-2010 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alprazolam (Post 17485603)
anyone get wires yet?

From all the reading I have done, everyone is saying no one has received a wire. Some people have reported getting ACH and funds sent to their credit cards.

Since Mr. Mallick has stated his expenses are enormous and he has no money coming in either, I wouldn't count on getting a wire anytime soon.

greg80 09-09-2010 02:29 PM

This is no news. Would be great to at least hear when the solution will come. I am sure that epass needs to know what to do to get the cards back up after a full week of talks.

gumdrop 09-09-2010 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig (Post 17485614)
Nothing to worry about Sir. That's just the new CEO of ePassporte speaking. Abullah Muhundah Rakishi - the 4th Prince of Nigeria. Your funds are safe. (He's royalty).

They are always doctors so it should be Dr. Abullah Muhundah Rakishi

wyldblyss 09-09-2010 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digi (Post 17485609)
has anyone tried to contact SKNA directly about withdrawing funds without epassporte?

I did. I was abruptly told it was not their problem, that even if Visa said we could get money from them, we can't. They told me to contact epassporte.

gumdrop 09-09-2010 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digi (Post 17485609)
has anyone tried to contact SKNA directly about withdrawing funds without epassporte?

Yes there are reports of people actually contacting St. Kitt's but have been brushed off or hung up on.

chronig 09-09-2010 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gumdrop (Post 17485620)
They are always doctors so it should be Dr. Abullah Muhundah Rakishi

http://i52.tinypic.com/2ilo3yp.jpg

Jarmusch 09-09-2010 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by USA (Post 17485133)
I want my money!

http://i.imagehost.org/0839/gfellas4.jpg

AzteK 09-09-2010 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captcha (Post 17485399)
Its Lawyer time

Count me in.


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