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kristin 09-23-2010 10:17 AM

50 Pussy Whipped Purse Holders.

xNetworx 09-23-2010 10:23 AM

I'll hold the purse for up to 20 seconds. Then it gets thrown on the floor lulz

beerptrol 09-23-2010 10:23 AM

but dude, it matched my shoes and belt

Raf1 09-23-2010 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 17530205)
my wife says
NO I'M NOT!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-23-2010 10:27 AM

I'm not shame of anything, If my wife wanted to take my kids on a ride at an amusement park or something, I have no problem holding her purse. Doesn't make you less of a man, people that wouldn't, worry too much what other people they have never met may think of them. Who Cares!

What's more important, your family or someone you've never met before.

jimmy-3-way 09-23-2010 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 17530418)
I'm not shame of anything, If my wife wanted to take my kids on a ride at an amusement park or something, I have no problem holding her purse. Doesn't make you less of a man, people that wouldn't, worry too much what other people they have never met may think of them. Who Cares!

What's more important, your family or someone you've never met before.

Question - when you want to go out by yourself does she let you get your balls yourself or do you have to ask her for them?

















LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

O MARINA 09-23-2010 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17530154)
Okay, so one guy admits it...


Lots of Americans just did :)


GFY men 1

Jimmy & beemerk 0

dyna mo 09-23-2010 10:47 AM

went on a motorcycle ride a while back which included meeting up with some cats i never rode with before, one of them had a big dog chopper and was sporting a louis vitton man bag draped over his shoulder. it was awkward.

OneHungLo 09-23-2010 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 17530303)
Note to self: Drag teeth tonight.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

nico-t 09-23-2010 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17530365)
I love how women always hold this out there, like you being bitchy and bloated is what compels you to make with the BJs for one week a month.

exactly :1orglaugh im always digging in the psyche of females, how they act and want people to see them, etc.
The bj remark ("if you dont do that, no bj's for a week") shows how much of a whore they really are. See it simple with this example:

When a guy holds a purse, he gets bj's for a week.
Even the ugliest, but professional and HONEST prostitutes behind the windows here arent THAT cheap!

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-23-2010 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17530442)
Question - when you want to go out by yourself does she let you get your balls yourself or do you have to ask her for them?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I take it you haven't had much luck in relationships?

beemk 09-23-2010 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17530467)
went on a motorcycle ride a while back which included meeting up with some cats i never rode with before, one of them had a big dog chopper and was sporting a louis vitton man bag draped over his shoulder. it was awkward.

oh man, he must be a total fag! whats worse, carrying your own purse or your girls purse?

ruff 09-23-2010 11:20 AM

One of the best things I have found about getting older is I don't give a rat's ass about what anybody thinks of what I do. Not a flying fuck. Wish I had had this refreshing attitude when I was in my twenties. I hold my wife's purse whenever she asks me to. My wife is 22 years younger than me, am I pussywhipped? You goddamn right I am.

jimmy-3-way 09-23-2010 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17530467)
went on a motorcycle ride a while back which included meeting up with some cats i never rode with before, one of them had a big dog chopper and was sporting a louis vitton man bag draped over his shoulder. it was awkward.

Was he wearing a tee shirt with a picture of himself on it, by chance?

cherrylula 09-23-2010 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17530365)
I love how women always hold this out there, like you being bitchy and bloated is what compels you to make with the BJs for one week a month.

Not interested.

Okay this thread just became totally gay. I don't care about the details, a man who turns down a blow job from someone has serious issues.

Jimmy, I think holding a purse is the least of your worries! :1orglaugh

My gaydar is off the hook!!!! :1orglaugh

DamnGoodRatio 09-23-2010 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 17530144)
Men who are that concerned with outside opinion, that holding an object as simple as a purse would cause actual concern or anxiety, have much bigger things to worry about in life I would suggest.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

O MARINA 09-23-2010 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk (Post 17530595)
whats worse, carrying your own purse or your girls purse?



her last name is even WORSE for you... Just sayin'

datatank 09-23-2010 11:32 AM

Its bad luck for a mexican girl to put her purse on the ground

datatank 09-23-2010 11:33 AM

They bring you special stand to put your purse when you go to dinner

jimmy-3-way 09-23-2010 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 17530607)
Okay this thread just became totally gay. I don't care about the details, a man who turns down a blow job from someone has serious issues.

Jimmy, I think holding a purse is the least of your worries! :1orglaugh

My gaydar is off the hook!!!! :1orglaugh

Gays get mad head.

Have you ever seen Craig's List? If you are gay you can literally post, "I am in the mall, dressing room number six at Abercrombie, need head ASAP."

And like 3 guys will show up.

What I am turning down is collecting a BJ like a kid collecting his allowance for doing his little chores.

jimmy-3-way 09-23-2010 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank (Post 17530649)
Its bad luck for a mexican girl to put her purse on the ground

Then how do they crawl under the barbed wire?

stocktrader23 09-23-2010 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17530166)
everybody gives a shit about outward appearances to some degree. i've met very few people in my lifetime who truly could not give a shit what anybody thinks about their appearance.

I honestly don't give a fuck.

_Richard_ 09-23-2010 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17530661)
If you are gay you can literally post, "I am in the mall, dressing room number six at Abercrombie, need head ASAP."

And like 3 guys will show up.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jarmusch 09-23-2010 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17530661)
Have you ever seen Craig's List? If you are gay you can literally post, "I am in the mall, dressing room number six at Abercrombie, need head ASAP."

And like 3 guys will show up.

And you know that how?

O MARINA 09-23-2010 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank (Post 17530656)
They bring you special stand to put your purse when you go to dinner

Fancy service at Del TAco.

jimmy-3-way 09-23-2010 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 17530682)
And you know that how?

Uh...I'm alive and aware of the world in the year 2010.

beemk 09-23-2010 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17530614)
her last name is even WORSE for you... Just sayin'

can you run that through the broken english translator for me?

ottopottomouse 09-23-2010 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 17530604)
Was he wearing a tee shirt with a picture of himself on it, by chance?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Still can't see what's wrong with holding someone's purse?

O MARINA 09-23-2010 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk (Post 17530723)
can you run that through the broken english translator for me?



You from Detroit, want me to make translate into Ebonics? ??

beemk 09-23-2010 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17530755)
You from Detroit, want me to make translate into Ebonics? ??

pretty witty, im guessing you didnt come up with that yourself.

SexSearchSuzanne 09-23-2010 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17530467)
went on a motorcycle ride a while back which included meeting up with some cats i never rode with before, one of them had a big dog chopper and was sporting a louis vitton man bag draped over his shoulder. it was awkward.

But he didn't ask if he and his man bag could ride your bitch seat? Then you are not biker whipped.

Jdoughs 09-23-2010 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 17530755)
You from Detroit, want me to make translate into Ebonics? ??

lol youch

spazlabz 09-23-2010 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17530741)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Still can't see what's wrong with holding someone's purse?

nothing at all unless you're an insecure little boy LOL:2 cents::1orglaugh


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