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Vjo 09-23-2010 10:26 PM

Now the accts no longer display.

I dont mean to laugh but at this point this is almost funny.

Like a comedy of horrors.

Never trust your money to anyone out of the good ole USA if you are in the USA. THAT is the lesson.

Know where the bank is out of. St Kitts. lol sounds like a scam already.Give me NYC or LA or Dallas not St Kitts.

It was good while it lasted.

I said one month so they have one more week.

Dont look good lately.

pornmasta 09-23-2010 10:30 PM


Vjo 09-23-2010 10:47 PM

Edited: whatever, i dont really care anymore.

Anyhow good luck to all.

cemtex 09-23-2010 11:02 PM

bullshit

Vjo 09-23-2010 11:22 PM

What a clusterfuck. One more thing..

Current theories I read that may hold water:

1) Someone slipped lsd into the St Kitts water supply.

2) The Three Stooges are very much alive and running the St Kitts bank.

3) You are only dreaming after falling asleep during a bad Miami Vice episode.

4) We are all under some weird drug and actually are being held somewhere in Honduras. (this one is out there)

5) St Kitts is the modern day wild west and someone thinks they are Butch Cassidy and at this very moment are heading for Bolivia.

Could be..




Edit: You think it's easy writing epassporte one liners? :) Ugg what a headache. :)

Paul Markham 09-23-2010 11:24 PM

I thought this would happen from the moment I heard the bad news. Shocked at the number of people who thought it would turn out well. :(

TeenSluts 09-23-2010 11:25 PM

am buying epass accounts. message me.
















































lol

Argos88 09-23-2010 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vjo (Post 17533654)
Now the accts no longer display.

I dont mean to laugh but at this point this is almost funny.

Like a comedy of horrors.

Never trust your money to anyone out of the good ole USA if you are in the USA. THAT is the lesson.

Know where the bank is out of. St Kitts. lol sounds like a scam already.Give me NYC or LA or Dallas not St Kitts.

It was good while it lasted.

I said one month so they have one more week.

Dont look good lately.


Hmmm , maybe you are in wrong business man..

I must tell you that the BIGGEST players and companies in this business are registered in some (according to your logics) NON-US country or state.

Chipre, Gibraltar, Caribe, Panama, Costa Rica, and the list goes on...

......

Vjo 09-23-2010 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Argos88 (Post 17533792)
Hmmm , maybe you are in wrong business man..

I must tell you that the BIGGEST players and companies in this business are registered in some (according to your logics) NON-US country or state.

Chipre, Gibraltar, Caribe, Panama, Costa Rica, and the list goes on...

......

OK I knew it was a sticky zone to enter. :)

I was talking to my home boys in the USA and they heard me. :)

I'm not in the wrong biz or in the wrong place. I dont need an international payer.

I use wires on a couple. I dont need epass.

I mean if you all can handle it I can tell it like it is. :)

Everything is give and take. If epass disapeers who does that hurt? Who does that help?

It does help some you know. Let's be honest.

ContentPimp 09-23-2010 11:51 PM

DEA was right all along!!!!!

Time for Interpol, and to head down there with Jericho!

DavieVegas 09-23-2010 11:56 PM

Welp Time to sue epass. Class action lawsuit and im with shap on this

TylerBang 09-24-2010 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfshade (Post 17532965)
Funny though: Visa cuts them without notification, now the bank switches them off without notification.

Seems that Epass is always the last to know.

I really only have one question, do they really expect people to fall for that?

When they started I said I wouldn't touch them with a 10ft stick, I got laughed at, made fun off and slammed.

Thank you Mr. Mallick for proving me right :)

And it always seems to happen about Thursday Evening...

Pandemos 09-24-2010 12:09 AM

I'll still take your ePass money ^_^

Vjo 09-24-2010 12:21 AM

Since they want everyone to call St Kitts. Why not have a St Kitts call day.

I can be quite retarded not only on the boards but also on the phone. :)

How bout Monday October 4th. 10 days from now.. or this Monday maybe..

Blue Monday


Alex Xe 09-24-2010 12:22 AM

It is better call to lawyer in St. Kitts, this is what i will do on Monday.

DavieVegas 09-24-2010 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex Xe (Post 17534027)
It is better call to lawyer in St. Kitts, this is what i will do on Monday.

Id like to get in on this as well.. Anything for possible good news

HerPimp 09-24-2010 12:25 AM

you got to get mad

Slutboat 09-24-2010 12:25 AM

The bank St. Kitts monday morning:

http://theboar.ca/media/2009/07/socc...ts-500x333.jpg

The Porn Nerd 09-24-2010 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vjo (Post 17533654)
Now the accts no longer display.

I dont mean to laugh but at this point this is almost funny.

Like a comedy of horrors.

Never trust your money to anyone out of the good ole USA if you are in the USA. THAT is the lesson.

Know where the bank is out of. St Kitts. lol sounds like a scam already.Give me NYC or LA or Dallas not St Kitts.

It was good while it lasted.

I said one month so they have one more week.

Dont look good lately.

Ahhh Vjo, this is like the time Johnny and Ed had a little tiff over who would pick up last night's drinking tab so they sneered at each other until Don Rickles came out, insulted everyone, and promised to pick up the tab then all was well.

Remember?

Maybe it was Dean Martin. Dammit I don't remember!!!!

Okay, whateer, even tho you don't care anymore I know you do, and it sucks for everyone dealing with this shit, BUT I did say....

You owe me a drink. :D

Vjo 09-24-2010 12:49 AM

release the American lawyers



apply the heat



someone cuts a "deal"



could happen :)

Pandemos 09-24-2010 01:01 AM

Quote:

ePassporte will continue to provide support with regard to the funds in your Wallet. We kindly ask for your patience as we must verify Accounts and balances manually.
WTF does this even mean?

sgreen 09-24-2010 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pandemos (Post 17534185)
WTF does this even mean?

It means your about to be fucked hard in the ass yet again.. It's a polite way of saying it.

v4 media 09-24-2010 01:17 AM

Does anyone process through that bank?

Zester 09-24-2010 01:26 AM

GFY'ers get really creative in times like these with pictures and videos

Vjo 09-24-2010 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17534082)
Ahhh Vjo, this is like the time Johnny and Ed had a little tiff over who would pick up last night's drinking tab so they sneered at each other until Don Rickles came out, insulted everyone, and promised to pick up the tab then all was well.

Remember?

Maybe it was Dean Martin. Dammit I don't remember!!!!

Okay, whateer, even tho you don't care anymore I know you do, and it sucks for everyone dealing with this shit, BUT I did say....

You owe me a drink. :D

Ya know I dont but I loved Rickles on there.

I care, I care. :) I am here and I care. Mostly about seeandsee cause truth be told I worry about him. :) j/k

Just that we have all said all we can at this point. Let the big guys go after their money with lawyers and those of us with a few hundie in there.. I doubt we'll get anything.

But I want EP to go on for the sake of the industry and the goodness of mankind. :)

Id rather be posting vids. Only reason I am here is to somehow work Smugglers Blues in to this mess. lol :)

You know something is stinky in St Kitts. You know it. :)

"lots of shady characters
lots of dirty deals
the lure of easy money
has a very strong appeal"

Maybe I seen too much Miami Vice. :)

Vjo 09-24-2010 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester (Post 17534252)
GFY'ers get really creative in times like these with pictures and videos

Exactly. We're pulling out all the stops in support of the cause. :thumbsup

Hell I havnt even reached into the heavy artilliary. Were just fucken around with a few M80s here to wake up the troops. :)

I got seeandsee cutting up nitro in the back room. :)

They have one week to show results dammit!

OR

All hell could break loose.

Just sayin. Its already pretty nutty now.

These guys are like a powder keg. Every now and then one is going off. Out of the woodwork.

BOOM!

Lashing out at Epassporte. And I dont blame them. In fact I may be tempted to feed them the gunpowder.

Vjo 09-24-2010 02:49 AM

just f'n around, i as a mere poster wont do diddly :)



what happens happens, we'll see

Chezter 09-24-2010 02:56 AM

Fucking fuck!

seeandsee 09-24-2010 03:00 AM

money is safe, epass told us :)

dichotomy 09-24-2010 03:01 AM

at least suspense is over, time to move on.

honestly, how many of you, after the ibill's and alike believed that all will be back to normal? seriously?

too bad tho, we are virtually tossed back to stone age in adult payments, and its rather lucrative spot, so I'm wondering - if epass is dead, where is new epass?

maxxtro 09-24-2010 03:09 AM

http://i54.tinypic.com/33ud11w.gif

Sextember 09-24-2010 03:14 AM

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/6...stingmoney.jpg

Vjo 09-24-2010 03:35 AM

epass, dont hurt me



no more

Zyber 09-24-2010 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17534044)

LOL, I guess the Slovak riot police is on their way to St. Kitts :1orglaugh

Vjo 09-24-2010 04:38 AM

i'm hiding in Honduras, i am a desperate man



send lawyers, guns and money

Vjo 09-24-2010 05:05 AM

in the old days



we could bring in McGarrett

fucken BOOKEM Dano!

Kam Fong as Chin Ho

(best version of best tv theme of all time)

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 09-24-2010 05:13 AM

Any of you who left money in your wallet or whatever the fuck they call it after the virtual visa's went bunk, ARE FUCKING MORONS. No, seriously... I would have bailed out every last penny I had accessible at that point...

Vjo 09-24-2010 05:24 AM

Good morning Mr. Phelps,
Your mission is to crack the walls of the St Kitts Bank and see wtf is going on.



Should anyone learn of your identity I will disavow any information of you.

Should you be captured or killed, these three individuals will go in after you.



Good luck.

This post will self destruct in 10 minutes.

CaptainHowdy 09-24-2010 05:30 AM

That sucks...

SallyRand 09-24-2010 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17534839)
That sucks...

Apparently the money is no longer in motion.

Just sayin'.

Sally.


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