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TurboAngel 09-28-2010 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by tony286 (Post 17548521)
Boy that was handled with a lack of grace, the man is giving a months notice and an hour cant be found. Too funny and Russ and his wife are really good people too.

I don't get it myself or why people are up set. Oh well

Tom_PM 09-28-2010 11:50 AM

I think topsail island would be great to just walk and enjoy anyway with the wife or whoever. Never been, but heard good things and have seen nice pics.

Zuzana Designs 09-28-2010 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 17548793)
I think topsail island would be great to just walk and enjoy anyway with the wife or whoever. Never been, but heard good things and have seen nice pics.

It's beautiful and so relaxing. It's pretty dead this time of year, but I love that about this place. If you go on the beach and take a walk you have miles of private beach to yourself. Only 700 or so full time residents on the 26 miles of the island. The summer it gets pretty busy with 8000+ people. I just people watch from my chair on the beach or from my balconies above. I have tossed some ideas around with some other webmasters in the past about doing a show here. That was a couple years ago though. I do lots of traveling as well when my sons off from school so I?m not here all year round some summers.

datatank 09-28-2010 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 17548358)
you should check YES SIGNALS first next time...

OMG LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

datatank 09-28-2010 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17548510)
Between my design companies and adult projects that make me income, there is not much time left. I have employees to manage, project quotes to get out and local clients to meet up with on a daily basis. I spends lots of quality time with my son on the beach, playing football and basketball, along with collecting sports memorabilia with him. I take the time to work the hours I need to keep my clients happy and the time I need to relax and enjoy the finer things in life.

Life is way to short to work those hours.
Hire more, better, smarter people :2 cents:

mizmiz 09-28-2010 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zuzana designs (Post 17548171)
sarettah,

if i had the time i would love to get together and do appreciate the offer. I just don't have spare time at all these days. I'm working 5am-12am 7 days a week and also have a 9year ols in school that plays sports and needs hours of help with his homework every night so he can grow up and be as smart as me and have a great job and overall awesome life :winkwink:

big bullshit@

Zuzana Designs 09-28-2010 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mizmiz (Post 17549180)
big bullshit@

I'm so busy I can't finish my rap album I want to release in 2012 :thumbsup

Verse #1
Whistle intro in fancy fashion. Into a tight adrenalin flowing drum beat.

Here is my story, It’s a fearful journey through out the last 10 years. That’s a decade for the cheerful circus clowns slow at switching gears. I Started out in porn a poor pretty cam model with lots of fears. I was shy I was broke I didn’t give a fuck. I shredded some tears along the way but I never gave up. I did what I did just to make a buck. Not a deer but some dollars is what I’m getting at. This rap is fast don’t let it hold you down, it has multiple meanings, so just sit right back. Don’t Buckle, your seat belt on this ride cause it’s going fast, it’s a story of myself, my bizz, my life my cash and all the mischievous folks. Try and keep up while I spit at you, this is no joke. Some call me wonder women while I’m in demand, I’m like Lebron, D-Wade and Bosh with a master plan. I speak my mind all the time cause I know I can. While your scamming customers I’m out on my island beach working on my tan. Weak ass companies listen to this advice as it’s free. You will hear it on the radio on the boards like gfy and on TV. I will end verse 1 with this simple line. Stop the scamming the carding and adult from dying.

Hook – Started off as a small fish in a big n3tpond <-- website is edited.
Felt so helpless and so all alone
Feeling like a little girl in porn’s chauvinist world
It only pushed me harder

All these players falling at my side
Where all your bros at pumping up your pride
Looks like the little fish turned out to be the hottest shit
Zuzana Designs busting rhymes, brings you the hottest hits

Verse #2

This is my business stop the hating and the selfish acts. Stop running your mouth off at the lips until you know the facts. You run your mouth like a faucet, your running out of water, I’ll turn this fucking place into a desert in short order. You’re not a client, customer, or someone that I care about, but just some basement kid, that wishes he had the dedication, drive, devotion and dollars that I did. You try and talk down to me and act like you’re mister macho man, but in the end I’m the hot ass chick with all the cash in my hand. You fucking weirdo’s should send me all your hard earned dough. Oh wait a minute you don’t have any bread cause you got to know, you ate it all up, your super fat and stupid lazy can’t get off the couch….. Ouch did I just say that? I’m a super Bitch in love with the dick. Sometimes I rhyme slow sometime I rhyme quick. I burned my cake building my design empire, so at 35 I can sit back and fucking retire. I will end verse 2 with another well known fact, it’s not the tubes that destroyed adult we all know that. It’s the evil trolls that never got a fucking degree, that’s why they have no idea how to run a bizz with honesty. Here we go to the hook it’s phenomenal. Listen to the words they are golden and hysterical.

Hook – Started off as a small fish in a big pond
Felt so helpless and so all alone
Feeling like a little girl in porn’s chauvinist world
It only pushed me harder

All these players falling at my side
Where all your bros at pumping up your pride
Looks like the little fish turned out to be the hottest shit
Zuzana Designs busting rhymes, brings you the hottest hits

Verse #3

Here we go verse 3 this going to be dope, not like a dealer but zoomed in like a telescope. I will thank all my employees and well known fans. These people are cool, behind the scenes and give my company all they can. (Not a bathroom), beer or a soda but just hard work. I hope when they hear this killer rap rhyme they will give me a smirk. They all work hard on their projects any given day. We never miss deadlines cause we don’t play, around with people money that’s so true I can’t lie. I’ll start with Michael he’s my player with the multiple touch, he does design, programming and things in a clutch. He resides in Charlotte NC next to the motor track, I’m not sure if he likes nascar but I don’t care about that. Cause he’s super fly, fast and reliable like Clark Kent, he works super hard so he can pay his mother fucking rent. My next super man employee I would like to rate is an Australian resident where when you meet them they say mate. Not mate like to reproduce but just saying hello it’s their tradition to date. His name is Steven he’s a marvel in photoshop, he designs, chops and renders like a fool, not a moron but a natural born genius that rules.

I have lots of work to do on it but you get the drift.

tony286 09-28-2010 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17549836)
I'm so busy I can't finish my rap album I want to release in 2012 :thumbsup

Verse #1
Whistle intro in fancy fashion. Into a tight adrenalin flowing drum beat.

Here is my story, It?s a fearful journey through out the last 10 years. That?s a decade for the cheerful circus clowns slow at switching gears. I Started out in porn a poor pretty cam model with lots of fears. I was shy I was broke I didn?t give a fuck. I shredded some tears along the way but I never gave up. I did what I did just to make a buck. Not a deer but some dollars is what I?m getting at. This rap is fast don?t let it hold you down, it has multiple meanings, so just sit right back. Don?t Buckle, your seat belt on this ride cause it?s going fast, it?s a story of myself, my bizz, my life my cash and all the mischievous folks. Try and keep up while I spit at you, this is no joke. Some call me wonder women while I?m in demand, I?m like Lebron, D-Wade and Bosh with a master plan. I speak my mind all the time cause I know I can. While your scamming customers I?m out on my island beach working on my tan. Weak ass companies listen to this advice as it?s free. You will hear it on the radio on the boards like gfy and on TV. I will end verse 1 with this simple line. Stop the scamming the carding and adult from dying.

Hook ? Started off as a small fish in a big ( hahahahahahaha )
Felt so helpless and so all alone
Feeling like a little girl in porn?s chauvinist world
It only pushed me harder

All these players falling at my side
Where all your bros at pumping up your pride
Looks like the little fish turned out to be the hottest shit
Zuzana Designs busting rhymes, brings you the hottest hits

Verse #2

This is my business stop the hating and the selfish acts. Stop running your mouth off at the lips until you know the facts. You run your mouth like a faucet, your running out of water, I?ll turn this fucking place into a desert in short order. You?re not a client, customer, or someone that I care about, but just some basement kid, that wishes he had the dedication, drive, devotion and dollars that I did. You try and talk down to me and act like you?re mister macho man, but in the end I?m the hot ass chick with all the cash in my hand. You fucking weirdo?s should send me all your hard earned dough. Oh wait a minute you don?t have any bread cause you got to know, you ate it all up, your super fat and stupid lazy can?t get off the couch?.. Ouch did I just say that? I?m a super Bitch in love with the dick. Sometimes I rhyme slow sometime I rhyme quick. I burned my cake building my design empire, so at 35 I can sit back and fucking retire. I will end verse 2 with another well known fact, it?s not the tubes that destroyed adult we all know that. It?s the evil trolls that never got a fucking degree, that?s why they have no idea how to run a bizz with honesty. Here we go to the hook it?s phenomenal. Listen to the words they are golden and hysterical.

Hook ? Started off as a small fish in a big pond
Felt so helpless and so all alone
Feeling like a little girl in porn?s chauvinist world
It only pushed me harder

All these players falling at my side
Where all your bros at pumping up your pride
Looks like the little fish turned out to be the hottest shit
Zuzana Designs busting rhymes, brings you the hottest hits

Verse #3

Here we go verse 3 this going to be dope, not like a dealer but zoomed in like a telescope. I will thank all my employees and well known fans. These people are cool, behind the scenes and give my company all they can. (Not a bathroom), beer or a soda but just hard work. I hope when they hear this killer rap rhyme they will give me a smirk. They all work hard on their projects any given day. We never miss deadlines cause we don?t play, around with people money that?s so true I can?t lie. I?ll start with Michael he?s my player with the multiple touch, he does design, programming and things in a clutch. He resides in Charlotte NC next to the motor track, I?m not sure if he likes nascar but I don?t care about that. Cause he?s super fly, fast and reliable like Clark Kent, he works super hard so he can pay his mother fucking rent. My next super man employee I would like to rate is an Australian resident where when you meet them they say mate. Not mate like to reproduce but just saying hello it?s their tradition to date. His name is Steven he?s a marvel in photoshop, he designs, chops and renders like a fool, not a moron but a natural born genius that rules.

I have lots of work to do on it but you get the drift.

Boy for someone so busy you got a bunch of time to write all that. lol

sarettah 09-28-2010 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17548853)
It's beautiful and so relaxing. It's pretty dead this time of year, but I love that about this place. If you go on the beach and take a walk you have miles of private beach to yourself. Only 700 or so full time residents on the 26 miles of the island. The summer it gets pretty busy with 8000+ people. I just people watch from my chair on the beach or from my balconies above. I have tossed some ideas around with some other webmasters in the past about doing a show here. That was a couple years ago though. I do lots of traveling as well when my sons off from school so I?m not here all year round some summers.

Didn't know you were that far south anyway, lol. Nags Head is way north of you. I only knew that you were somewhere on the NC coast and that the pics you drop look exactly like Hatteras. Too funny to go through this whole thread and then see that.

CPA37710T 09-28-2010 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 17548358)
you should check YES SIGNALS first next time...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Zuzana Designs 09-28-2010 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony286 (Post 17549842)
Boy for someone so busy you got a bunch of time to write all that. lol

I have been writing that the last 2 years in my spare time. It still needs 200+ hours and studio time to make it a hit. I have been contacting old friends to produce the bass lines and tracks. It will be killer when it's all done.

cherrylula 09-28-2010 05:01 PM

lol funny thread

Jdoughs 09-28-2010 05:05 PM

To busy to meet someone for lunch with a months notice but time to write rap about designing websites.

ROFLMAO.

Litzer 09-28-2010 05:09 PM

Wow this thread was painful to read. Some guys just don't get it.

Helix 09-28-2010 05:41 PM

neither do some women

Zuzana Designs 09-28-2010 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 17549916)
To busy to meet someone for lunch with a months notice but time to write rap about designing websites.

ROFLMAO.

This has been a project from my laptop and iphone on the beach and when I was in Jamaica relaxing on the island beach. When I get time to chill I will finish this masterpiece.

mizmiz 09-28-2010 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17550063)
This has been a project from my laptop and iphone on the beach and when I was in Jamaica relaxing on the island beach. When I get time to chill I will finish this masterpiece.

chill out ok!!!? Your sitting infront of the computer all day designing websites all day long, dont act like your "busy" , meet the guy and let him fuck you.

trannysphere 09-28-2010 06:23 PM

there is something wrong with this thread LOL

dig420 09-28-2010 07:47 PM

this thread is good for lulz, love the drawn out, multi-stage total rejection. That's gotta sting.

Zuzana is way overpriced, but I would still sex her up. Then I would write a rap about it. I would finish that shit in two days and have it posted in three.

GonZo 09-28-2010 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 17550267)
this thread is good for lulz, love the drawn out, multi-stage total rejection. That's gotta sting.

Zuzana is way overpriced, but I would still sex her up. Then I would write a rap about it. I would finish that shit in two days and have it posted in three.

You gotta eat more to score!

TheSenator 09-28-2010 08:14 PM

This thread is small time.

I doubt any parties involved are making over a quarter million after taxes.

This thread seems a little creepy.

GAMEFINEST 09-28-2010 10:27 PM

date gone wrong..

cosis 09-28-2010 10:43 PM

http://followmybankruptcy.com/wp-con...ion_denied.jpg
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17548057)
Sarettah,

Fortunately I?m extremely busy with design/programming projects which means I really don?t have much time to spare between my clients and family. I?ve recently been asked by several design firms and companies if I?m hiring and I?m not at this time. My staff and myself here in North Carolina are handling the current work load and if I do need any additional help I will more than likely hire locally in North Carolina as I need to have daily supervision over my employees. Please feel free to send me your resume and I will look it over and get in touch with you if I do have any personal projects I may need done in the future. I always have several personal projects in the works so if you are highly qualified, I may be able to use your services since my programmers are always so busy with clients. Seems there is never enough hours in the day to get everything done on my list.


cosis 09-28-2010 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 17548358)
you should check YES SIGNALS first next time...


:1orglaugh

Sergio Payingsolutions 09-28-2010 11:02 PM

Cold, she even used the term "fortunately" that she didn't have the time to see him. No subtlety for Zuz.

Zuzana Designs 09-29-2010 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 17550267)
this thread is good for lulz, love the drawn out, multi-stage total rejection. That's gotta sting.

Zuzana is way overpriced, but I would still sex her up. Then I would write a rap about it. I would finish that shit in two days and have it posted in three.

writing is the easy part :winkwink: Getting it perfect and recorded takes time. I have included your company in my rap in Verse 4 along with several other companies in this bizz that are still legit. As you know my prices are a reflection for the demand of my product. They will be going up 8% the first of the year to keep up with inflation :thumbsup

dig420 09-29-2010 01:30 PM

sweet!

8char

Zuzana Designs 09-29-2010 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 17550310)
This thread is small time.

I doubt any parties involved are making over a quarter million after taxes.

This thread seems a little creepy.

The only person I tend to share my income with is my accountant and he's a little creepy as he's pretty smart. Believe it or not working hard the last 10 years has paid off very well for me. I don’t keep my money in fake banks and I always do my research before I invest in anything. If you can make me 20% on a deal I will invest my resources as it’s all about making money and being happy in the end. If it makes you happy, than it can’t be that bad is what I live by. I made over ½ a million last year on sports gambling and only won 70% of the time. I invest 80% of my income to assure I can retire in the next 5 years. I have always been great with money and the best ways to make the most of your hard earned dough is pay attention to trends and don’t get greedy.

Agent 488 09-29-2010 03:45 PM

Lmao ........

Zuzana Designs 09-29-2010 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 17553313)
sweet!

8char

The problem is finding 100 companies that pay these days. So it may get broken down to 50 companies lol....Then I have to make them all rhyme.

CamTraffic 09-29-2010 03:51 PM

http://i56.tinypic.com/2w1s1l1.jpg

Socks 09-29-2010 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17549866)
I have been writing that the last 2 years in my spare time. It still needs 200+ hours and studio time to make it a hit. I have been contacting old friends to produce the bass lines and tracks. It will be killer when it's all done.

Okay a few things are becoming clear. First, you could put GFY down for a day, and POOF, there's your hour for actual real business, with living breathing people no less. Second, you don't have a rap career ahead of you! If you gave that song to a studio to spend 200 hours on, they'd spend 195 of them giggling to themselves and sending your lollable quotes to friends on facebook, 3 hours for smoke breaks and then an hour faking it. Then an hour feeling guilty.

And finally, the one thing that's abundantly clear...

By the looks of it, she might have tried to rape you. :Oh crap

CDSmith 09-29-2010 04:09 PM

Rather pleasant first post,

but everything that came after it is just... depressing.


Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 17548106)
Ok, seems to be a misunderstanding here.

I'll say.


Hey, you ever pass through the Peg let me know, I'll make time for lunch with you and the wifey anytime.

No, I'm not hiring. :D

MrBottomTooth 09-29-2010 04:09 PM

I feel your pain, I just got shunned by Zoeboboe.

Zuzana Designs 09-29-2010 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 17553930)
Okay a few things are becoming clear. First, you could put GFY down for a day, and POOF, there's your hour for actual real business, with living breathing people no less. Second, you don't have a rap career ahead of you! If you gave that song to a studio to spend 200 hours on, they'd spend 195 of them giggling to themselves and sending your lollable quotes to friends on facebook, 3 hours for smoke breaks and then an hour faking it. Then an hour feeling guilty.

And finally, the one thing that's abundantly clear...

By the looks of it, she might have tried to rape you. :Oh crap

I visit gfy for marketing and during my spare time late after hours and the weekends. It’s a fun place to meet great people. I never said I was a rapper by profession. I just enjoy writing as it releases my brain of the stress of everyday life. I listen to beats and write my songs during my 1 hour of free time in the morning at 4:30am and during my afternoon break at 2:30 pm. I have several friends in the music business and have spent hours managing and recording albums in the past. Life is too short to spend all your energy on one thing. Live it like it’s your last day.

Socks 09-29-2010 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17554086)
I visit gfy for marketing and during my spare time late after hours and the weekends. It?s a fun place to meet great people. I never said I was a rapper by profession. I just enjoy writing as it releases my brain of the stress of everyday life. I listen to beats and write my songs during my 1 hour of free time in the morning at 4:30am and during my afternoon break at 2:30 pm. I have several friends in the music business and have spent hours managing and recording albums in the past. Life is too short to spend all your energy on one thing. Live it like it?s your last day.

You could have at least been mean to me. I deserved it.

Fuck. :disgust

xxweekxx 09-29-2010 05:03 PM

hahahaha LOL funny thread.. and zuzana dont gimme that bullshit.. i work MORE THAN U.. yeah.. i sleep 6hrs average EVERY fucking night, BUT i still can make an hour or two to go see a friend.. he gave u a months notice and u denied it.lol how do u know u wont have an hour in a months time?

as for sports gambling i think im gonna call bs on your 70%.. the best cappers win 55%~, u magically won 70% and profited $500,000.. yea.. sure..

if thats true why do zuzana designs.. just cap games.. no way ur zuzana designs can make such easy half a mil like sitting on ur computer and placing wagers can

and once again im calling bs on $0.5 million profit and 70% hit rate on games.

Agent 488 09-29-2010 05:07 PM

this thread gets better and better ....

dig420 09-29-2010 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 17554141)
hahahaha LOL funny thread.. and zuzana dont gimme that bullshit.. i work MORE THAN U.. yeah.. i sleep 6hrs average EVERY fucking night, BUT i still can make an hour or two to go see a friend.. he gave u a months notice and u denied it.lol how do u know u wont have an hour in a months time?

as for sports gambling i think im gonna call bs on your 70%.. the best cappers win 55%~, u magically won 70% and profited $500,000.. yea.. sure..

if thats true why do zuzana designs.. just cap games.. no way ur zuzana designs can make such easy half a mil like sitting on ur computer and placing wagers can

and once again im calling bs on $0.5 million profit and 70% hit rate on games.

So she declines a visit from a somewhat hostile looking older man with Michael Jackson gloves flipping off the world for no apparent reason and SHE'S the bad guy? Frankly, if you're not a whale or have no skills I need, I don't want to see your mangy misfit ass for an hour either, I don't care if you're gonna be right around the corner for a month. Leave me the fuck alone. I imagine that goes double if you're a hot chick. Besides, it was kinda hot watching her crush him.

Second, who gives a shit if she's really making a zillion dollars on sports betting or if her design company makes a half million or a quarter million? She's still a hot fucking blonde. She makes more money than 99% of the posters here. Why the hate? You know you'd hit it.

Zuzana Designs 09-29-2010 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 17554129)
You could have at least been mean to me. I deserved it.

Fuck. :disgust

No need for me to be mean. I'm off for a few hours to watch TV with my son. He has tomorrow off as we are getting hammered with rain in North Carolina. I bought all the back to the future dvds.


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