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candyflip 10-03-2010 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17566241)
Thanks :) I don't have it in anymore. I took it out a couple years ago. Just my ears and belly now. Got rid of my tongue ring as well. Didn't want it to do any damage to my teeth.

I had one too, so I'm not really one to talk. But then again, I'm not a hot blonde chick. :1orglaugh

My tongue hole is still there and I haven't actively worn anything in it in about 5 years. I do have one molar that is pretty much half of a tooth at this point from chomping on the tongue stud more than once.

I have one nipple done and that bitch hurt so bad...it will stay there forever.

seeandsee 10-03-2010 02:31 PM

You are too sexy for my cat!

Seth Manson 10-03-2010 02:45 PM

You're as beautiful as a sunset in Jamaica

SuzzyQ 10-03-2010 03:01 PM

My hubby thinks your hot and you wont rep me?.. WTF?...lol

CDSmith 10-03-2010 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17564525)
Tell me how beautiful I am Ill rep u

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/image....6&type=profile

Okay I'll play.

You're so hot you cause fire to stop, drop, and roll.
I see you're wearing lip gloss. Mind if I taste it?
You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.


Song I just wrote for you;

If I were a carpenter
and you were a sun porch
I'd take all your nails out
then I'd screw you.



Still working on the rhyme thing. :D

Frisky Cash 10-03-2010 03:24 PM

Oh honey your the finest

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GetSCORECash (Post 17564590)
Your the hotest women on GFY! To actractive for words...

I paid you back with a rep :)

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 17564595)
I'd hit it. :)

I ran out of reps to give away. IOU some reps when I get more :thumbsup
It's says I need to wait 24 more hours again :(

TurboAngel 10-03-2010 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 17567160)
Okay I'll play.

You're so hot you cause fire to stop, drop, and roll.
I see you're wearing lip gloss. Mind if I taste it?
You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.


Song I just wrote for you;

If I were a carpenter
and you were a sun porch
I'd take all your nails out
then I'd screw you.



Still working on the rhyme thing. :D


LMAO!


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Klen 10-03-2010 04:46 PM

Sarah you know i love you :)

Juicy D. Links 10-03-2010 07:07 PM

i wu z hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Si 10-03-2010 07:14 PM

Rep is for pussies,

And yours deserves adding too

Fetish Gimp 10-03-2010 07:16 PM

You're so gorgeous I would suck your dad's dick and gargle his cum to taste the fountain that sprang forth such beauty.

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tjeezers (Post 17564598)
yes yes, u are beautiful in every single way
but your designs are hotter!

Thanks Tjeezers, IOU a rep when I get some :) If you ever need a design quote hit me up. I will give you a discount for being awesome :thumbsup

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wild johnny (Post 17564603)
You are drop dead gorgeous,
Your eyes sparkle like the deep blue sea,
Your skin so creamy and oh so soft,
Your hair is like sun-kissed corn silk,
Your smile captivates all those around,
Your breasts are inviting firm mounds,
You are drop dead gorgeous as the world can see.

Very nice. As I'm sure most people here know. I'm writing a rap album. It will be a couple years until I get the time to get it done though. Here is what I have so far on song #1.

Verse #1

Here is my story, It?s a fearful journey through out the last 10 years. That?s a decade for the cheerful circus clowns slow at switching gears. I Started out in porn a poor pretty cam model with lots of fears. I was shy I was broke I didn?t give a fuck. I shredded some tears along the way but I never gave up. I did what I did just to make a buck. Not a deer but some dollars is what I?m getting at. This rap is fast don?t let it hold you down, it has multiple meanings, so just sit right back. Don?t Buckle, your seat belt on this ride cause it?s going fast, it?s a story of myself, my bizz, my life my cash and all the mischievous folks. Try and keep up while I spit at you, this is no joke. Some call me wonder women while I?m in demand, I?m like Lebron, D-Wade and Bosh with a master plan. I speak my mind all the time cause I know I can. While your scamming customers I?m out on my island beach working on my tan. Weak ass companies listen to this advice as it?s free. You will hear it on the radio on the boards like gfy and on TV. I will end verse 1 with this simple line. Stop the scamming the carding and adult from dying.

Hook ? Started off as a small fish in a big n3tpond
Felt so helpless and so all alone
Feeling like a little girl in porn?s chauvinist world
It only pushed me harder

All these players falling at my side
Where all your bros at pumping up your pride
Looks like the little fish turned out to be the hottest shit
Zuzana Designs busting rhymes, brings you the hottest hits


Verse #2

This is my business stop the hating and the selfish acts. Stop running your mouth off at the lips until you know the facts. You run your mouth like a faucet, your running out of water, I?ll turn this fucking place into a desert in short order. You?re not a client, customer, or someone that I care about, but just some basement kid, that wishes he had the dedication, drive, devotion and dollars that I did. You try and talk down to me and act like you?re mister macho man, but in the end I?m the hot ass chick with all the cash in my hand. You fucking weirdo?s should send me all your hard earned dough. Oh wait a minute you don?t have any bread cause you got to know, you ate it all up, your super fat and stupid lazy can?t get off the couch?.. Ouch did I just say that? I?m a super Bitch in love with the dick. Sometimes I rhyme slow sometime I rhyme quick. I burned my cake building my design empire, so at 35 I can sit back and fucking retire. I will end verse 2 with another well known fact, it?s not the tubes that destroyed adult we all know that. It?s the evil trolls that never got a fucking degree, that?s why they have no idea how to run a bizz with honesty. Here we go to the hook it?s phenomenal. Listen to the words they are golden and hysterical.


Hook ? Started off as a small fish in a big pond
Felt so helpless and so all alone
Feeling like a little girl in porn?s chauvinist world
It only pushed me harder

All these players falling at my side
Where all your bros at pumping up your pride
Looks like the little fish turned out to be the hottest shit
Zuzana Designs busting rhymes, brings you the hottest hits



Verse #3

Here we go verse 3 this going to be dope, not like a dealer but zoomed in like a telescope. I will thank all my employees and well known fans. These people are cool, behind the scenes and give my company all they can. (Not a bathroom), beer or a soda but just hard work. I hope when they hear this killer rap rhyme they will give me a smirk. They all work hard on their projects any given day. We never miss deadlines cause we don?t play, around with people money that?s so true I can?t lie. I?ll start with Michael he?s my player with the multiple touch, he does design, programming and things in a clutch. He resides in Charlotte NC next to the motor track, I?m not sure if he likes nascar but I don?t care about that. Cause he?s super fly, fast and reliable like Clark Kent, he works super hard so he can pay his mother fucking rent. My next super man employee I would like to rate is an Australian resident where when you meet them they say mate. Not mate like to reproduce but just saying hello it?s their tradition to date. His name is Steven he?s a marvel in photoshop, he designs, chops and renders like a fool, not a moron but a natural born genius that rules.

I thinking this will be the cover.

http://www.zuzanadesigns.com/gfy/rapalbum01/cover.jpg

Slap Dot 10-03-2010 07:32 PM

sick toon

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 17564618)
Zuzana, clearly you are beautiful but you are also a talented designer and a successful business woman which would shine through regardless of your outer beauty.

Thanks so much Sarah. As you know just having the name Sarah means we're awesome :thumbsup Thanks for the kind words hun and I have always looked up to you :thumbsup

Overload 10-03-2010 07:39 PM

we had sigwhores now we have repwhores ... screw it ... on a funny sidenote i can only rep my OWN posts - how fucked is that? i give a shit bout rep points ... make me RED :D

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack (Post 17564621)
i must be blind but where is this "rep" thing? don't see shit :Oh crap
Help!! me wanna rep but i can't!

I think you have to be green? I'm really not sure how it works.

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litzer (Post 17564622)
Post pic.

If you do a search you will see plenty of pics of me :thumbsup

Overload 10-03-2010 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17567616)
I'm writing a rap album.

if its RAP - its CRAP :2 cents::disgust

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17564625)
I've never met you in person, but at Playboy we fought over the phone when you called

You have the sexiest voice I have ever heard!

Ohh thanks haha. I remember years ago talking to you Ice and Rochard at the PB office. Crazy how much has changed over the years.

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 17564632)
i don't care about rep but yeah you're hot. i'd eat your ass out.

Thanks lol :thumbsup

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees (Post 17564685)
You have tits and a vagina.

If that's a question than yes :)

Fucksakes 10-03-2010 08:01 PM

I have said you were beautiful countless amount of times :)

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeuse (Post 17564693)
Average and im being positive.

I'll take Average :thumbsup

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF (Post 17564695)
your avatar makes my dick hard

Thanks my toonist did it for me last year :) He does great work. Here is the full toon.

http://www.zuzanadesigns.com/gfy/Me/sarah01.jpg

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17564696)
Oh, yeah! You're hot!

Thanks SallyRand :thumbsup

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icymelon (Post 17564711)
if I knew you were that gorgeous I would be bothering you more often

LOL, I'm always around if you need anything design related icymelon.

gleem 10-03-2010 08:47 PM

tits or GTFO!

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuzzyQ (Post 17564754)
Hubby still thinks your hot.. and I still have to smack him...

haha you guys rock :)

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vittle (Post 17564773)
I need a booty pic

Do a search my booty is all over.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/pictur...2&pictureid=30

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riggo (Post 17564823)
i havent seen any pics of you but your great to work with as you did some excellent work for me...will definately be using you again in the near future

It was great working with you :) I look forward to many more projects together.

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber Fucker (Post 17564860)
First show us your nude pics... then we will talk..

Do a search :thumbsup

Zuzana Designs 10-03-2010 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 17564890)
Would love to, but as you are one of our suppliers that would be kinda weird LMOA

Great haircut though :thumbsup

Thanks Casper. My hair is shorter now as I just don't have time to manage super long hair. It's been great working with you this past year on some great projects. I look forward to the release of your new site. Thanks again for all the killer content as well. I send my clients your way when they need content :thumbsup

Spunky 10-03-2010 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17567764)

Call me big Daddy,fap fap

datatank 10-03-2010 09:50 PM

insecure much?

Seth Manson 10-06-2010 01:20 PM

Since you didnt live up to your end of the deal, I take back post #103.

OMG Jim 10-06-2010 01:32 PM

How gorgeous I am :winkwink:


http://www.hahahahahahaha.com/custom...atar9485_4.gif















That's what you asked for :)

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DreDogg 10-06-2010 01:40 PM

Rap album? Explains a lot.

D-Money 10-06-2010 01:42 PM

You don't even have to rep me, just wanted you to know I think you're gorgeous.

That was Darren speaking and not D$.

Yo Adrian 10-06-2010 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17567087)
You're as beautiful as a sunset in Jamaica

You're MORE beautifulER than a sunset in Jamaica :)

D Ghost 10-06-2010 01:44 PM

gorgeous!

troncarver 10-06-2010 01:52 PM

man i need to find pics of you in your red lingerie on your hands and knees
its fap time!

The Porn Nerd 10-06-2010 01:59 PM

I wrote this song just for you:

O ZUZANA
(sung to the tune of "Oh Susanna")

O Zuzana,
please give some reps to me.
You live in Cara-linny
with a banjo on your knee.

O Zuzana,
How pretty you must be!
We've only seen your Avatar
but we wanna fuck you silly

O Zuzana,
You give out rep points for free.
You're talented, smart and funny
How powerful you must be!

O Zuzana,
Please rep me out of pity,
I'm a weird little green guy
writing love songs anonymously

O Zuzana,
Please hear my rep points plea,
I'm not a GFY ass-kisser,
I actually think you're pretty

:)

_Richard_ 10-06-2010 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 17564922)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

perfect

Zuzana Designs 10-06-2010 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17579577)
Since you didnt live up to your end of the deal, I take back post #103.

I have been repping everyone I can each day in this thread :) You will be getting your as promised :thumbsup

Zuzana Designs 10-06-2010 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17579788)
I wrote this song just for you:

O ZUZANA
(sung to the tune of "Oh Susanna")

O Zuzana,
please give some reps to me.
You live in Cara-linny
with a banjo on your knee.

O Zuzana,
How pretty you must be!
We've only seen your Avatar
but we wanna fuck you silly

O Zuzana,
You give out rep points for free.
You're talented, smart and funny
How powerful you must be!

O Zuzana,
Please rep me out of pity,
I'm a weird little green guy
writing love songs anonymously

O Zuzana,
Please hear my rep points plea,
I'm not a GFY ass-kisser,
I actually think you're pretty

:)

haha that was really awesome MisterPeabody :thumbsup Soon as I can give more reps out I will :)

pimpware 10-06-2010 02:38 PM

Your are super hawt :winkwink:

HomerSimpson 10-06-2010 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 17567740)

:jerkoff:jerkoff:jerkoff:winkwink:


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