You're more likely to lose $100 a day IMO.

be carefull, my friend playing online holdem professional with 2000$ daily limit making them good bank can't make such ROI on his own accounts, when you play with your own money it's harder

I'm a big poker player myself but playing online is one thing that i avoid. i would never leave my house :p

Rush poker at Fulltilt is the shizit! You can easily make a few k in a afternoon and because the players are constantly changing its tough for people to collude.

The only thing that sucks is in the US, you can only wire $950 3times a week or something like that.

Poker is part luck and part skill. Some players do win consistently because of their skill.

Some people talk about Lady Gaga and "Poker Face." Did anyone see one of the latest Lady Gaga songs called "You've Left Me Speechless"? She has beautiful hair and she sings well in that video.

People who play like it's fake money make dumb mistakes like raising hands and staying in when they're beat....I play it like IT'S MY OWN MONEY!...I make it so I feel the pain of losing money even though it's not mine.

And whether it's real or play money, it doesn't change the dealing of the cards. It's all math and skill and a little bit of chance anyway....Now let's see how much I win today....

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first and foremost - you will NOT make 100$/day - you will lose. lose. lose. L - O - S - E.


Here is the first extremely dangerous mistake you are making.

Play money has nothing to do with the way YOU are playing wise guy - it's the OTHER PEOPLE!!!! Other people are playing like it's play money AND THAT'S WHY YOU GOT LUCKY AND WON A COUPLE BUCKS OF PLAY MONEY lolz

Sit down at an amateur bullshit skill-less 1/2$ NL game with 100$ real dollars and you'll get eaten alive. These guys suck and they are about 10,000x better than you, literally.

I can't believe the clowns that win in play money and don't realize the players on real money tables are WORLDS AHEAD IN SKILL AND COMPETITION vs play money idiots

People making 100$/day (the people you'd have to play against to make that money) are doing this FOR A LIVING - GRINDING - FOR YEARS ON END


nope, go ahead go take them all on... laugh...

just kno when to fold em. just sayin' :2 cents:

Well let's see! We're going through a recession here and people are desperate for money and will do anything including grinding out internet poker all day for the past 4-5 years straight... umm on top of that poker exploded and you have even more people playing and getting better... and on top of that since the internet is huge you have tight-ass international players world wide that can make 50 bucks a day and live well

But blackvaginafinder has watched a poker for dummies dvd~! now he's ready to take them all on, sipping wine and smoking weed and making 100$/day ... :uhoh

Kill yourself...

This post is so ironic it's incredible

Everything you said just described the characteristics of someone that is going to lose all their money and knows absolutely nothing about poker...

It's worked for me in the porn biz...Obviously it hasn't worked for YOU...Just like in poker, there are winners and losers....You're a loser in the porn biz so I wouldn't listen to you about poker because you haven't proven yourself.

Yeah way to take the high road you fucking clown

Go ahead and lose some money in poker

Just like a typical person - speak to them rudely because they're talking like an IDIOT and instead of listening to your otherwise very valid points they continue to be ignorant instead... pathetic piece of shit

What's worked for you in the porn biz? making 100$/day? idiot... your office is a shady van where you fuck the most disgusting cracked out old nigra whores I've ever seen :disgust:disgust:disgust :Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

I made a quick vid of my office for you:



I've had a few successful porn sites, most/all of which I've sold at this point - working on some other things now since this industry is in an absolute shit state :disgust

As for poker - literally everything you have said IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT THE ACTUAL REALITY IS. Whether you think I'm an asshole or not or whether I call you an IDIOT or not doesn't change this FACT.

You have absolutely no clue what you're fucking talking about - and EVERYONE in poker, grinders, lucksacks, donkeys, prodigys, poker millionaires, internet poker millionaires, celebrities, LOSE FIRST and lose A LOT.

Sorel Mizzi was a friend of mine before he became an online poker millionaire - he sat in his 400$/month apartment grinding daily and lost about 15-20k before making his millions.

But this blackvaginaidiot is going to come into the game sounding more ignorant than the disgusting crack whores he fucks and take it all down :thumbsup

Hey man! I went to the park today and beat all the (play money) kids in basketball! Now I'm going to be in the NBA!!!!~~~!!!1 - this is what you sound like to anyone with any poker experience

LOL aspergers much?

I can coach you BVF. ;-)
Or you can start here: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/7/no-limit-holdem/

Everyone else here is going to give you referral links or say otherwise likeminded shit

I'll just tell you the truth: YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND YOU SUCK AT POKER :thumbsup

He's too stupid to take your advice

I'm finally getting to these replies, but I'm sure this fucking clown just skipped right over them :thumbsup

don't forget online casinos and online sportsbetting

Completely overlooking the fact that the PEOPLE playing on real money tables are worlds ahead of those playing on play money tables... :uhoh

lolz - complete opposite

people on play money tables are just as stupid as you and can get bullied

someone on a real money table is going to call you down with a hand that is going to blow your fucking mind

If this guy could really 'coach' you then he'd be too busy making money as opposed to offering coaching lessons :2 cents:

just shat all over your dumb thread

~ ttyl

playing for play money and real money are 2 different games completely. Playing for play money should never be used to bench mark how well you could do for real money. If words like table position, bankroll management, table selection don't mean anything to you then just play recreationally only.

I'm up 193 since starting this thread...It seems the key to poker is being ready to fold EARLY....You're going to lose most of the time so lose a little bit and win a lot....And don't commit to a bad hand past the turn...Don't hang in there til the river.

So what if I was LOSING on a regular with play money?....Then what would that mean?...This shit is fucking easy...Why am I winning while others are losing with PLAY MONEY?....

I lose most of the time...So I just fold if I have a bad hand....I only lose $2-$8 on a bad hand...I win way more than that when I win...So It's just a staggering increase.

Free online Poker site/software
 

You know of any other free online poker games. I found PokerTH portable from portableapps.com or http://www.pokerth.net/

It's kinda cool you can create your own private game with GFY members.

You are such an ignorant fucking nignog it's incredible... :1orglaugh

I'm up 105 since the beginning of this thread and I left the table....When It's my money, I will be starting with $100...If I lose that $100 for the day, I'm done...If I get past $100 to like $200-300 and then lose to near $100, I will leave the table and play the rest of the day with play money...Discipline is the key.

I have a friend that has been playing online for years. He quit his day job about 2 years ago to play full-time with a $100/day goal... he easily exceeds that and also takes several annual trips to Vegas for live play. He says the hardest thing is being consistent. He'll win $1K in a day and then slack off for a week... probably similar to 90% of webmasters. :)

Good luck. It's hard to make it even as a rake back pro now a days.

I can't believe you're still talking about play money :uhoh

You're going to lose/fail miserably :thumbsup

Big mistake. Get out while you can. :2 cents:

Forget about play money! Sit down at $5 or $10 NL and prepare to be crushed.

You should load your account, start a cash micro stakes table, and post your pokerstars name. We can join your table and play with ya ;)

post the poker site and post your username. This way we can track how much you are actually winning and losing and see what type of player you are

I have a friend making a living off online poker and another losing everything he's got. :error

When you start playing real money on pokerstars can you please tell me your username. Id very much like to add you as a friend. :-)