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MrMaxwell 10-12-2010 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 17596158)
That is correct...

Plus this thread is three pages of people telling me to quit...If I quit when people told me that NOBODY would purchase pictures of naked crackheads, then BVF wouldn't be THE MOST POPULAR BLACK AMATEUR PAYSITE IN ALL THE WORLD!....Think I'm lying? Find one more popular than me...

So once again to the naysayers, Go fuck yourselves....I'm playing with real money now and it's actually easier to play because people are now playing with common sense.


I didn't say to quit .. I said to do your homework .. The odds of just picking up the game and being a winning player are astronomically against you.. Do your homework and do it right, you get a chance. Learn that game I spoke of. You will love it.

BVF 10-12-2010 06:26 PM

I have now moved up to the .50/1.00 tables...I've noticed that the more money involved, the more serious the player...Play money players are the worst....In the 0.02/0.04 rooms, it's full of Russians who are probably colluding behind the scenes and raising damn near every hand pre-flop....

In fact, I'm playing right now.....and still my BIGGEST flaw is chasing those two pairs...Once I get that under control, I'll be unstoppable.

bronco67 10-12-2010 06:59 PM

We'll check in with you a year from now, when your broke with your pants around your ankles in an alley somewhere.

chronig 10-12-2010 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 17596158)
That is correct...

Plus this thread is three pages of people telling me to quit...If I quit when people told me that NOBODY would purchase pictures of naked crackheads, then BVF wouldn't be THE MOST POPULAR BLACK AMATEUR PAYSITE IN ALL THE WORLD!....Think I'm lying? Find one more popular than me...

So once again to the naysayers, Go fuck yourselves....I'm playing with real money now and it's actually easier to play because people are now playing with common sense.

Your paysite is a piece of shit :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Let alone that all you do on that paysite is fuck disgusting pieces of shit :disgust

So now you're playing .02/.04 NL? woo hoo!!! and you can already notice a difference in the style of play? Awesome - you're doing great, just keep working your way up gradually and in 30 years you'll be making your 100$/day on a legit table :thumbsup

People are telling you to quit and walk away because Poker isn't a business for 99% of people that play it.... yep that's right, poker is even less of a business than your horrible website.

For the other 1% of people that poker is a business for:

- .8% are fat/scummy/low-life grinders
- .1% semi-pros
- .1% pros

chronig 10-12-2010 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks (Post 17590033)
I was in the room when this happened in Monte Carlo.. Ridiculous hand.. I'd made friends that week with all of Paul Jackson's friends from England, and was standing with them and the copper baron who paid for his and 9 other guy's entries into the tournament ($25k buyin) while this hand was going on.. The tournament ended fairly soon afterwards, and Phil told him what he had then.. Paul came over and we asked what they both had, and we were all stunned.. We obviously thought they both had big hands..

I think this hand was from the Full Tilt tournament, not the $25k buyin event.

Phil Ivey took down both tournaments that week, for $1m and $600k respectively. And true story.. Both times he won and was getting ready to get the big check, I said "HEY PHIL, your fly's down!!" and he looked, both times. ;)

I was eating at Cleo's in Vegas in maybe 2008, and Phil Ivey walked in with his wife.. I recognized him from the back of his head lol.. He kept looking over and I could tell he remember me but couldn't figure out where from. He drives a black Mercedes McLaren SLR.


One of the best hands ever recorded - lucky to have been there - cool

Mikushi 10-12-2010 08:18 PM

I laughed, i laughed hard reading this thread. Thank BVF.
On the other hand, if you want to play poker, get your ass off your computer, and sit your ass at a real table. That's where the fun begins.
Don't get me wrong, i played and liked online poker, but you're missing a big part of the game online : the other players. I couldn't get back to online after sitting at a table, that's much better, the feeling is not the same, you have your chips in front of your, you see the other player, you can actually read him (or try :D ).

For your best interest, either get this as a hobby, or just drop it. I tried to get a stable thing going on for 6month, 6 tables on 3 screen, after 6months and an initial buy in of 300$ i was up only 1500$ , that's a lousy 8.33$/day, i'm not a poker genius, but i'm not bad, to get a stable 100$/day, that's gonna require a LOT of discipline, a LOT of knowledge on Poker strategy and a very good understanding of bankroll management, as well as knowing what's your best game (tournament? ring table? 6 seated? 9 seated? turbo? ...) so yeah forget about a 100$. Keep a 10$/day is already pretty hard if you follow the BR management guidelines (you don't have to, but i'd recommend you do, those are pretty good if you don't want to get busted at a high stake table without the BR to back you up...)

BVF 10-13-2010 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikushi (Post 17601176)
I laughed, i laughed hard reading this thread. Thank BVF.
On the other hand, if you want to play poker, get your ass off your computer, and sit your ass at a real table. That's where the fun begins.
Don't get me wrong, i played and liked online poker, but you're missing a big part of the game online : the other players. I couldn't get back to online after sitting at a table, that's much better, the feeling is not the same, you have your chips in front of your, you see the other player, you can actually read him (or try :D ).

For your best interest, either get this as a hobby, or just drop it. I tried to get a stable thing going on for 6month, 6 tables on 3 screen, after 6months and an initial buy in of 300$ i was up only 1500$ , that's a lousy 8.33$/day, i'm not a poker genius, but i'm not bad, to get a stable 100$/day, that's gonna require a LOT of discipline, a LOT of knowledge on Poker strategy and a very good understanding of bankroll management, as well as knowing what's your best game (tournament? ring table? 6 seated? 9 seated? turbo? ...) so yeah forget about a 100$. Keep a 10$/day is already pretty hard if you follow the BR management guidelines (you don't have to, but i'd recommend you do, those are pretty good if you don't want to get busted at a high stake table without the BR to back you up...)

I would like to get into live play eventually but I'm going to stick to online because I can do it anytime I want.....

And as long as there are people online making money, I'm gonna keep trying.

BVF 10-13-2010 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by chronig (Post 17601016)
Your paysite is a piece of shit :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Let alone that all you do on that paysite is fuck disgusting pieces of shit :disgust

Then your mom will fit right in....Tell that bitch to get at me.

Slink409 10-13-2010 05:08 PM

I suggest you stay away from .50/1dollar until you have a better idea of what the hell your doing. Start out small and consider playing more than one table at a time. Get a lot of hands under your belt and move up in stakes 1 level at a time as your bankroll allows.

Someone might have already mentioned it, but you need software to track stats. I suggest Hold'em Manager or Poker Tracker, both have free trials.

Get some books and read them, more than once. This will improve your play so fucking much!

Finally, spend some time on the twoplustwo.com forums. Not easy to navigate but that place is loaded with great free information.

deserv 10-13-2010 05:42 PM

I suggest you look up something called bankroll management. That's very important if you want to keep playing poker without going broke to many times..

BVF 10-13-2010 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Slink409 (Post 17604426)
I suggest you stay away from .50/1dollar until you have a better idea of what the hell your doing. Start out small and consider playing more than one table at a time. Get a lot of hands under your belt and move up in stakes 1 level at a time as your bankroll allows.

Someone might have already mentioned it, but you need software to track stats. I suggest Hold'em Manager or Poker Tracker, both have free trials.

Get some books and read them, more than once. This will improve your play so fucking much!

Finally, spend some time on the twoplustwo.com forums. Not easy to navigate but that place is loaded with great free information.

Thanks...I've started playing 7 card stud with better results....I like playing with good ole americans....Playing holdem with a bunch of russians was starting to bore me.

Slink409 10-14-2010 02:03 AM

I don't play 7 card stud online. But it seems like a shitty way to make money, especially when you look at the number of tables available.

Buck up and play some No Limit Hold'em or Pot Limit Omaha - I suggest you start with NLH.

chronig 08-12-2011 04:41 PM

Congrats on your discovery.


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