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mineistaken 11-01-2010 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 17658726)
Well, you white people do need to make up for the enslaving somehow.

Nobody of white people on this forum enslaved anybody. And it was the times, not race which was responsible for slavery.

BlackCrayon 11-01-2010 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 17658953)
The same thing (sort of) happens here.

The little kids dressed up with their parents are clearly having a good time. You grab some candy and drop it into their bags and they love it - clearly this is an amazing holiday for them, and dishing out the candy is fun for Tracy and I too.

There are other kids who clearly don't deserve anything. A few teenagers showed up with garbage bags, not dressed up at all. A few teen "hootchies" I call them (14 year old girls with short tight dresses and too much makeup) tried to pass off off their slut clothes as halloween costumes, completely with fucking idiot driving up the street with loud rap music coming from his car). The cops stopped him at the corner and gave him a hard time though at least.

I'm not a big halloween fan but I like seeing how little kids eat this stuff up. It's a shame to have asshole teens (and perhaps their parenets or guardians?) ruin it.

same situation here. i do it for the little kids. someone has to. so many people don't even give out candy anymore.

BlackCrayon 11-01-2010 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 17660254)
Nobody of white people on this forum enslaved anybody. And it was the times, not race which was responsible for slavery.

no shit. no black people alive today were inslaved either. stop holding onto the past. people fucked up but its sure as hell not my fault. my relatives came from britian and ireland..no one had slaves so save the guilt for someone else.

comeplay 11-01-2010 03:06 PM

I live in a mostly black community and I waited all night for some of the kids to come knocking on our door.. not one..

TurboAngel 11-01-2010 03:19 PM

I didn't get one white kid here but all the kids said "thank you!" so that was nice. I thought we would have had more so I'm stuck with a huge bowl of candy :( I have PMS so I'm sure I will be eating it.

SallyRand 11-01-2010 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Machete_ (Post 17658947)
indeed, big mistake offering the bowl, OP is lucky his hand was not chopped off and the whole bowl taken. I drop one piece of candy in each bag. If the kid called me cheap I tell them my money went to their ho of a mom for welfare then I let the dog loose in the yard.

Pretty funny, M! I had no one show up at my door but the there was a very large dog free roaming behind the 6 ft chain link fence which surrounds my place.

And the gate was locked.

;)

IllTestYourGirls 11-01-2010 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 17658726)
Well, you white people do need to make up for the enslaving somehow.

And how do the black people pay for enslaving their own? :Oh crap

And how do I get reparations from the Romans for enslaving my ancestors? :pimp

fatfoo 11-01-2010 03:26 PM

You mentioned criminals and neighborhoods. Of course, it's possible for a person to move around the whole city, or even through different cities. I suppose you could try to memorize faces of who is a criminal and who is not.

CYF 11-01-2010 05:00 PM

we had about 50 kids come by for candy and everyone was polite, even the little boys that were roughhousing a little bit

$5 submissions 11-01-2010 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 17660926)
And how do the black people pay for enslaving their own? :Oh crap

And how do I get reparations from the Romans for enslaving my ancestors? :pimp

In terms of grievances, that doesn't go back far enough. How about the Neaderthals being wiped out by Cro-Magnon/Homo Sapiens? Now, that's an outrage!

PornMD 11-01-2010 05:16 PM

Fiddy inevitably banned rabble-rousers.

will76 11-01-2010 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by - LOL - (Post 17658733)
Boulder, CO

I've lived in the neighborhood for about 6 years. It's the first time I've seen this happen here. I've heard about it happening in other neighborhoods, but where I live is far away from the traditionally black neighborhoods.

It's as if someone scouted the neighborhoods that were most likely to offer quality candy and then the light fingered black spawn were dropped off to carry out their raids.

you should get them back by going to their neighborhood and try to get candy and a like a jerk to them.... just an idea, show them what it feels like.

Spunky 11-01-2010 05:31 PM

Those kids kicked my pumpkins down the stairs

hottoddy 11-01-2010 05:32 PM

Every year we get a few Astro Vans packed full of hispanics doing the same thing. They tend to drop groups off in areas with a high density of lighted porches and pumpkins. You can usually spot the van nearby with the sliding doors open and engine running so they can quickly move to another hot spot. The kids typically have $3 special costumes on - if any at all. The mothers also come up holding infants and carry two or more bags for candy (for the infants, and for the momma i guess). They rarely say trick of treat, or thank you. Sometimes they come back later and hit us up again.

But the white high school kids can also be kinda rude. Typically, the little kids are done by 8:30 up here where it gets dark earlier. So, I usually shut it down after that to avoid the older kids.

Riffhard 11-01-2010 05:54 PM

Well then just be a jerk to them when you go to them to get your candy.

"With the prices you charge for an eighth you should be able to afford a car."

jimmy-3-way 11-01-2010 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17660927)
You mentioned criminals and neighborhoods. Of course, it's possible for a person to move around the whole city, or even through different cities. I suppose you could try to memorize faces of who is a criminal and who is not.

Total burn, as usual.

BJ 11-01-2010 07:48 PM

http://wandaphullworld.files.wordpre...halloween1.jpg

Wagerboy 11-01-2010 08:36 PM

didnt happen. 1) you arent wealthy 2) your a fucking lying attn whore. 3) racist. Go back to your ramon noodles.

AlphaSky 11-01-2010 09:03 PM

I'm pretty sure this thread was started as a joke. There is no possible way anybody could be this racist and ignorant.

will76 11-01-2010 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by hottoddy (Post 17661285)
Every year we get a few Astro Vans packed full of hispanics doing the same thing. They tend to drop groups off in areas with a high density of lighted porches and pumpkins. You can usually spot the van nearby with the sliding doors open and engine running so they can quickly move to another hot spot. The kids typically have $3 special costumes on - if any at all. The mothers also come up holding infants and carry two or more bags for candy (for the infants, and for the momma i guess). They rarely say trick of treat, or thank you. Sometimes they come back later and hit us up again.

But the white high school kids can also be kinda rude. Typically, the little kids are done by 8:30 up here where it gets dark earlier. So, I usually shut it down after that to avoid the older kids.

any chance that you are "hot toddy" on ifriends ?

GAMEFINEST 11-01-2010 09:53 PM

what up aye?

Major (Tom) 11-02-2010 12:03 AM

I dont mind one bit. However, they were the only group of kids who didn't walk up my driveway, and across the sidewalk. They bee lined it across my lawn which I am very anal about. :/
ds

CPA37710T 11-02-2010 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 17658681)
Kids are kids - Halloween is not just for "whites".
Really getting tired of prejudice and stereotyping

I agree with you.... this guy is such a fuckin IDIOT!!.. you're a fucking maggot fuckin bastard, i cant believe you come to this forum to talk about this shit.. let me ask you what car you got? im sure you felt superior because you drive some SO called expensive car but it aint expensive for the big shots out there.. you're nobody, you live in a suburb that makes u an overweight family guy, damn IDIOT... FUCK LOL and his racist comments im sick and tired of it

CPA37710T 11-02-2010 12:50 AM

50.00 Paypal bounty for whoever bans this idiot and his stupid ideas

mchacal 11-06-2010 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CPA37710T (Post 17662072)
50.00 Paypal bounty for whoever bans this idiot and his stupid ideas

:thumbsup

wdsguy 11-06-2010 11:11 PM

Guess you don't live in a gated neighborhood with guards because we don't have that issue

wdsguy 11-06-2010 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CPA37710T (Post 17662060)
I agree with you.... this guy is such a fuckin IDIOT!!.. you're a fucking maggot fuckin bastard, i cant believe you come to this forum to talk about this shit.. let me ask you what car you got? im sure you felt superior because you drive some SO called expensive car but it aint expensive for the big shots out there.. you're nobody, you live in a suburb that makes u an overweight family guy, damn IDIOT... FUCK LOL and his racist comments im sick and tired of it



Sounds like an angry loser from the projects.

Sausage 11-07-2010 12:02 AM

We never used to have the whole halloween thing over here, but in the last couple of years the whole retail sector has grasped on and pushed it hard. Even got some knocks at the door which is a first, but sent them away after mentioning "Sorry ... we aren't American".

Hope it doesn't catch on too much.

cocainer 11-07-2010 02:40 AM

damn this nigga iz rashist.

DWB 11-07-2010 07:37 AM

My old man used to have a 2nd bowel he would rig with a mouse trap in it and put it out when he saw the black kids coming. He knew they would not just take a piece and would try to get a huge handful. He'd put it deep so unless you went deep, it didn't touch you. If you went deep, you got it. Many a black kid ran from our house with hurting fingers.

CyberHustler 11-07-2010 07:53 AM

The real question is, which one of those black kids is going to be your son-in-law?

brassmonkey 11-07-2010 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17679727)
My old man used to have a 2nd bowel he would rig with a mouse trap in it and put it out when he saw the black kids coming. He knew they would not just take a piece and would try to get a huge handful. He'd put it deep so unless you went deep, it didn't touch you. If you went deep, you got it. Many a black kid ran from our house with hurting fingers.

:1orglaugh karma hurting kids :Oh crap

rogueteens 11-07-2010 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Sausage (Post 17678951)
We never used to have the whole halloween thing over here, but in the last couple of years the whole retail sector has grasped on and pushed it hard. Even got some knocks at the door which is a first, but sent them away after mentioning "Sorry ... we aren't American".

Hope it doesn't catch on too much.

This annoying foreign tradition is now embedded here :(

CyberHustler 11-07-2010 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Sausage (Post 17678951)
We never used to have the whole halloween thing over here, but in the last couple of years the whole retail sector has grasped on and pushed it hard. Even got some knocks at the door which is a first, but sent them away after mentioning "Sorry ... we aren't American".

Hope it doesn't catch on too much.

You guys always copy everything from the U.S. I heard Sydney now has Bloods and Crips too. :1orglaugh

Dead 11-07-2010 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CPA37710T (Post 17662072)
50.00 Paypal bounty for whoever bans this idiot and his stupid ideas

$50.00????
Hell, I can clip the Sunday paper to shreds and save that!
The going price for troll eraser is one goat and a virgin pumpkin. Mailed in an unmarked brown box with "The Stuff" in big black sharpie letters. Upon receiving said payment, He will be eradicated to the far reaches of the net, never to spew his silly troll web again.:1orglaugh
First time I have seen a bounty placed on gfy, even the threat lacked luster:thumbsup

Don-Antonio 11-07-2010 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by - LOL - (Post 17658747)
After that, I ended up watching the road and if black kids were heading my way (you would hear them before you saw them) I turned off all the lights.

Just after I had handed out candy to a group of neighborhood kids, I noticed a large group of black kids heading up my driveway. They saw me. I immediately closed the door, locked it, and turned off all the lights. [..] I went and turned on the security flood lights which are VERY bright. This caused them to bitch and moan some more, but it also caused them to leave more quickly.

.

So basically you run into your house, locked the door and turned off the lights because you were scarred of a bunch of kids....

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PUSSY I HAVE EVER HEARD OF

TurboAngel 11-07-2010 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by NanoBot (Post 17679751)
The real question is, which one of those black kids is going to be your son-in-law?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Doctor Dre 11-07-2010 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17679727)
My old man used to have a 2nd bowel he would rig with a mouse trap in it and put it out when he saw the black kids coming. He knew they would not just take a piece and would try to get a huge handful. He'd put it deep so unless you went deep, it didn't touch you. If you went deep, you got it. Many a black kid ran from our house with hurting fingers.

hahhahahahha
That's so mean... and funny !


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