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10 ways to get banned

01-30-2001, 11:24 PM

Hey guys, I'm wanting to do a "10 ways to get banned from a chatroom" contest. I'll give away a million dollars (not my money) to all the best replies.

Come on, lets piss.
http://www.plrradio.com does NOT like, or in any way support http://www.gofuckyourself.com

You are competition, and we must destroy each other. Fuck working together. We're all out for ourselves, I'm just "pretending" to want to help other webmasters learn... whilest I ride the coattails of other "proven" adult webmasters... you know, the ones with morals, and high standards...

go fuck yourself! hehehe

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01-30-2001, 11:37 PM

Originally posted by jaYMan:
Hey guys, I'm wanting to do a "10 ways to get banned from a chatroom" contest. I'll give away a million dollars (not my money) to all the best replies.

Come on, lets piss.
http://www.plrradio.com does NOT like, or in any way support http://www.gofuckyourself.com

You are competition, and we must destroy each other. Fuck working together. We're all out for ourselves, I'm just "pretending" to want to help other webmasters learn... whilest I ride the coattails of other "proven" adult webmasters... you know, the ones with morals, and high standards...

go fuck yourself! hehehe

OK, here's something that will REALLY offend you: JAYMAN IS BISEXUAL! That's right, he has sex with women too! There are going to be a bunch of gay dudes ready to lynch you for cheating on them!

Anybody got any better ones?
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01-30-2001, 11:40 PM

Lensman,

that was a weak attempt at getting banned.

=) Jay

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01-30-2001, 11:42 PM

Ok jay ya want to get nasty eh?

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01-30-2001, 11:49 PM

Headless, do you have her number? She's even hotter than my latest here http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/...ML/000229.html

Jayman, we must destroy you. We are going to spread the word so thousands will listen to your station and kill your bandwidth and put you back on the street with the old cup back in your hand! Muhahahaha
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01-30-2001, 11:55 PM

dude, btw... Your interview with GQ Thursday was awesome. Looking forward to more.

Your still not banned. Ha, bandwidth... go for it. We got a pretty nice backbone I hear =)

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01-31-2001, 01:02 AM

Tam, post that pic of your ass again. That should be good for a top two position.

How was that?

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01-31-2001, 02:16 AM

Damn you Headless!
How did you get that photo of my girl?

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01-31-2001, 05:51 AM

Johan, she emailed me because she couldn't find jayman and one thing led to another and.....

Well anyways.. wtf did jayman go? i think last i heard he was at the supermarket stocking up on butter?

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01-31-2001, 07:33 AM

10 Ways To Get Banned From A Chatroom:
1) Pretend to be the moderator
2) Call the moderator a big fat piece of shit that you just flushed down the toilet
3) Use offensive words in a non-adult chatroom
4) State that you are a minor in an adult chatroom
5) Flame Bill Gates' mamma
6) Petend to be a FBI agent pretending to be a little girl (watch it, this might also land you in big trouble with the Feds)
7) Spam the hell out of your website at a chatroom that has nothing to do with your site's theme
8) Flame the moderator's sponsor program at their own chatroom even though you were the one cheating
9) Say that you slept with moderator's whole family
10) Whine about not making money in the adult biz even though you only started yesterday (oops, this may not get you banned after all)

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01-31-2001, 07:42 AM

ok someone wanna tell me why I just posted this pic of my ass on this thread? LMAO

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01-31-2001, 07:52 AM

Well, you could always insert a URL with pictures of the moderator's spouse performing oral sex on you.... live and in streaming video with audio.

That usually gets their attention REAL fast.

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01-31-2001, 09:59 AM

Is it me ?
Or does jayman sound like the type of chap that believes politicians ?

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01-31-2001, 09:37 PM

nope, i definatley don't believe politicians...

i do believe what i hear on http://www.plrradio.com

and thats that we linked the momo... thats right we have linked the momo.

oh, also... Jamdin, I'll cut you a check for a million bucks as soon as the stocks in our company goes ipo, then we'll all be rich and a milion bucks is chump change... unless of course I find god inbetween now and then, then all bets are off.

=)

ban me please, i deserve it.

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01-31-2001, 10:13 PM

ROTFL
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01-31-2001, 10:32 PM

Jayman, GOD already told me you were a chump, and that you would never live up to you word!

Damn, and now I see you say you will pay jamdin, and then say ban you in the same breath.. HMM..

Dont hold you breath Jamdin

Jayman is a punk ass bitch

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01-31-2001, 10:34 PM

Jamdin, did you get that mil that was promised?

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01-31-2001, 10:39 PM

jayman, I hope you know I am playing

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01-31-2001, 11:21 PM

as soon as this new company i think i work with gets its shares finalized by bill gates's like people n stuff... then ill be rich and i can sit back and really help webmasters... until then i guess old dude, yeah you came up with some GREAT ways to get banned... I love them all, he'll get a million dollars from me. Now you can trust me, BECAUSE I am affiliated with well known sponsor programs, and ALSO because I'm a real smooth guy.

I'm going to pretend to help webmasters now, while I really just surf around for amateur pornstars that I can hook up with and try to sell insurance to.

Balljoints, let's practice man. Whatever you heard, believe it. People don't say things online unless they are true.

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01-31-2001, 11:27 PM

uh can I get like a couple hundred free posts?

That 6 posts thing just doesn't represent my gurth very well. Who do I have to blow to get a few hundred added onto that so I look, you know... more "offical"

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01-31-2001, 11:28 PM

True that true that... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!! !!!!

Damn I guess I thought the Bud Commercial was too True.. True that....

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01-31-2001, 11:35 PM

and what exactly am I suppose to do with that?

my son runs around saying whazzup all the time. kinda cute. but also kinda not.

drop by the chatroom balljoints http://www.plrradio.com/chat.html

or irc in irc.plrradio.com #plrlive

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02-01-2001, 08:25 AM

Jayman, I'll take that million dollars now. After all, I spent time & energy making that list for you when I should have been working

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02-01-2001, 01:50 PM

woohoo

fuck off

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02-01-2001, 01:55 PM

I can be banned. Im always banned from a chanel after 2 minutes. So pls gofuckyourself
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02-01-2001, 03:00 PM

jayman, you should maybe ask lensman who to blow to get lots of posts....

after all, he's the one with the most posts! :P

(is that good for a ban?)

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02-01-2001, 05:00 PM

Hey Jayman, I'd be carefull on this board, who you offer giving head too.. i stopped by their office once, and they kept discussing sex with Other men... Keep your ears open!

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02-01-2001, 05:38 PM

Jayman, yo suck....
simply tell you were a child and tell your parents would force you to show naked... no one wants to see ;-)
Lens, couldn't you ban this asshole??
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hi
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09-18-2003, 08:45 PM

Originally posted by Headless
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