I think my Tits look FUCKING AWESOME in this rare picture of me... (PIC)

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38940

    #1

    Hot or Not I think my Tits look FUCKING AWESOME in this rare picture of me... (PIC)



    What do yah think? I'm SOOOO Proud...



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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94727

    #2
    That looks more like a front-butt . . .

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    • Ferus
      Bye - Left to do stuff
      • Feb 2013
      • 4108

      #3
      Nice try there, with photoshop trying to make you look slim - dident work.

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      • Busty2
        Member since 1999
        • Dec 2007
        • 7202

        #4
        Huge top bollocks

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        • King Mark
          So Fucking Banned
          • Aug 2016
          • 27033

          #5
          Is that really you?

          You ever tried gastric bypass?

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          • 2MuchMark
            Mark of 2Much.net
            • Aug 2004
            • 50969

            #6
            MotorboatMotorboatMotorboat!!!!!

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            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 38940

              #7
              Originally posted by Ferus
              Nice try there, with photoshop trying to make you look slim - dident work.



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              • The Truth Hurts
                Zph7YXfjMhg
                • Nov 2002
                • 15729

                #8
                I bet you smell just awful.

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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38940

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dead Eye
                  Is that really you?
                  Yeah! What's more it's the furthest I've managed to sit up in bed for about a month ! Huge achievement for me, hence my nurse taking a photo to memorialise it !

                  But, don't I look thexy though? I'm Gonna get her to take some more glamour shots when she returns tomorrow

                  Originally posted by Dead Eye
                  You ever tried gastric bypass?
                  I cunt a4d1...

                  But when you are as thexy as me... Why try to change?


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                  • CurrentlySober
                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 38940

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Busty2
                    Huge top bollocks
                    Chesticles is wot i call em


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                    • CurrentlySober
                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 38940

                      #11
                      Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                      I bet you smell just awful.
                      To be fair, I cunt get out of bed to use the toilet, hence why I shit myself all the time. As such, the smell of that, covers up any B.O. so I pretty much smell fine


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                      • CurrentlySober
                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 38940

                        #12
                        Do y'all think I should work towards releasing a calendar for 2020?


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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38940

                          #13
                          I'm also FULLY NAKED under my bed cover too, if that helps the 'turn on factor' ?


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                          • King Mark
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Aug 2016
                            • 27033

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                            Yeah! What's more it's the furthest I've managed to sit up in bed for about a month ! Huge achievement for me, hence my nurse taking a photo to memorialise it !

                            But, don't I look thexy though? I'm Gonna get her to take some more glamour shots when she returns tomorrow



                            I cunt a4d1...

                            But when you are as thexy as me... Why try to change?
                            For your health? Quality of life?

                            I'm not even roasting you here. I like you. Dont go out without a fight bro.

                            People shit on American healthcare, but they would lapband you up over here to save your life.

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                            • CaptainHowdy
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 94727

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Dead Eye
                              For your health? Quality of life?

                              I'm not even roasting you here. I like you. Dont go out without a fight bro.

                              People shit on American healthcare, but they would lapband you up over here to save your life.

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                              • Smack dat
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jul 2016
                                • 4613

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Dead Eye
                                For your health? Quality of life?

                                I'm not even roasting you here. I like you. Dont go out without a fight bro.

                                People shit on American healthcare, but they would lapband you up over here to save your life.
                                I'm not even shitting you man. Don't believe a word this guy. It's like CS and I are fucking twins or something.

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                                • JesseQuinn
                                  feeding the wolves
                                  • Aug 2012
                                  • 6620

                                  #17
                                  would hit
                                  throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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                                  • CaptainHowdy
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 94727

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Smack dat
                                    I'm not even shitting you man. Don't believe a word this guy. It's like CS and I are fucking twins or something.
                                    “When legend becomes fact, print the legend.”

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                                    • wehateporn
                                      Promoting Debate on GFY
                                      • Apr 2007
                                      • 27176

                                      #19
                                      You forgot to post the join link

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                                      • HairyChick
                                        Slowly dying
                                        • Sep 2012
                                        • 3091

                                        #20
                                        I’m curious if you got big by eating, genetics or metabolic disorder? If you’re always in bed, the nurse should be giving you bed exercise to do.

                                        My heart breaks for you. Gastric bypass surgery is needed and you should investigate Dr Nowzarden of My 600 Lb Life. No cost for surgery and housing and visits. They do the surgery and then work with you for exercise and diet.

                                        You’re too young to give up. Change is possible but you have to want it. I could tell you more about him and the program but I’m not sure if you are interested.

                                        Many groups online are for fat dating and fat men are wanted. Your boobs are impressive and I’m jealous. I don’t see stretch marks but they’re probably hidden.

                                        What’s your blood pressure? I’m turning your thexy thread into a medical issue. Sorry.

                                        You play a shitty fool on GFY but I’ve seen the intelligence you hide come through. *slap* stop wasting your life on food, pity and acceptance. I’ll step off my soapbox now.
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                                        Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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                                        • HairyChick
                                          Slowly dying
                                          • Sep 2012
                                          • 3091

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                          Do y'all think I should work towards releasing a calendar for 2020?
                                          It would sell well. You’re good-looking and keep yourself neat and groomed. Big men sites do very well. You should consider a website for fans of big men. You could work from bed and payments could be uhm made to you easily *. Calendars, dvds, videos, photos for sale and more.

                                          *pm for details.
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                                          Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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                                          • CaptainHowdy
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 94727

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by PamWinterReturns
                                            I’m curious if you got big by eating, genetics or metabolic disorder? If you’re always in bed, the nurse should be giving you bed exercise to do.

                                            My heart breaks for you. Gastric bypass surgery is needed and you should investigate Dr Nowzarden of My 600 Lb Life. No cost for surgery and housing and visits. They do the surgery and then work with you for exercise and diet.

                                            You’re too young to give up. Change is possible but you have to want it. I could tell you more about him and the program but I’m not sure if you are interested.

                                            Many groups online are for fat dating and fat men are wanted. Your boobs are impressive and I’m jealous. I don’t see stretch marks but they’re probably hidden.

                                            What’s your blood pressure? I’m turning your thexy thread into a medical issue. Sorry.

                                            You play a shitty fool on GFY but I’ve seen the intelligence you hide come through. *slap* stop wasting your life on food, pity and acceptance. I’ll step off my soapbox now.

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                                            • SekobA
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Oct 2008
                                              • 12173

                                              #23
                                              too big to me true

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                                              • brassmonkey
                                                Pay It Forward
                                                • Sep 2005
                                                • 77396

                                                #24
                                                new niche? people on a diet watch you a take a bath to control eating they order you delivery and pay to watch you eat.



                                                i was hooked on that stuff a few years back. hot korean chick dipping raw beef in egg yolks raw!

                                                your long lost asian brother??
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                                                • mikeet
                                                  this & that
                                                  • May 2005
                                                  • 5385

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober


                                                  What do yah think? I'm SOOOO Proud...

                                                  I see someone behind you who is it?

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                                                  • brassmonkey
                                                    Pay It Forward
                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                    • 77396

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by mchtye
                                                    I see someone behind you who is it?
                                                    bubba long
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                                                    • mikeet
                                                      this & that
                                                      • May 2005
                                                      • 5385

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                      bubba long
                                                      long what, cock?
                                                      are you saying he takes it up the ass

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                                                      • brassmonkey
                                                        Pay It Forward
                                                        • Sep 2005
                                                        • 77396

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by mchtye
                                                        long what, cock?
                                                        are you saying he takes it up the ass
                                                        his name... that's your fantasy
                                                        TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                                                        DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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                                                        • mikeet
                                                          this & that
                                                          • May 2005
                                                          • 5385

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                          his name... that's your fantasy

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                                                          • HairyChick
                                                            Slowly dying
                                                            • Sep 2012
                                                            • 3091

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by mchtye
                                                            I see someone behind you who is it?
                                                            Looks like the back of a couch.
                                                            *****************************************
                                                            Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
                                                            *****************************************

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                                                            • mikeet
                                                              this & that
                                                              • May 2005
                                                              • 5385

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by PamWinterReturns
                                                              Looks like the back of a couch.
                                                              After a second look you may be right!

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                                                              • HairyChick
                                                                Slowly dying
                                                                • Sep 2012
                                                                • 3091

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                your long lost asian brother??
                                                                I couldn’t stop laughing at his laughing! And the takeout place needs plastic bowls with covers, not plastic bags. Chinese takeout containers, not styrofoam and plastic wrap.

                                                                He eats more in one meal than I eat in a week. His excitement over food is strangely comforting.

                                                                That giggling!
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                                                                Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
                                                                *****************************************

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                                                                • 2MuchMark
                                                                  Mark of 2Much.net
                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                  • 50969

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                  I'm also FULLY NAKED under my bed cover too, if that helps the 'turn on factor' ?
                                                                  COCK or GTFO.

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                                                                  • CurrentlySober
                                                                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                    • 38940

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by mchtye
                                                                    I see someone behind you who is it?
                                                                    I fucking hope there wasn't! They'd be dead ! Crushed to death in the inch behind me and my beds headboard!!! My bed is on the floor because the support part only handles up to 650 lbs, but of course I weigh more than that and its buckled, so health and safety have put me on the floor atm...

                                                                    The nurse cropped the photo slightly as she 'said' she didn't think my mountain of medicines was appropriate for a 'Glamour Shot' but I think its just that she feels that the filthy mess that I live in will reflect badly on her as she doesn't really clean up after me anymore, cause I make make too much mess...

                                                                    Originally posted by 2MuchMark
                                                                    COCK or GTFO.
                                                                    Sorry, Nurse doesn't have a macro lense for her camera... Hopefully get some more shots of me at Smack Dats Garden Party this weekend


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                                                                    • HairyChick
                                                                      Slowly dying
                                                                      • Sep 2012
                                                                      • 3091

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                      I fucking hope there wasn't! They'd be dead ! Crushed to death in the inch behind me and my beds headboard!!! My bed is on the floor because the support part only handles up to 650 lbs, but of course I weigh more than that and its buckled, so health and safety have put me on the floor atm
                                                                      I have a hospital bed but the head doesn’t come straight up, it reclines and I can’t sit up to wash and eat.

                                                                      I asked for a new bed that goes all the way up straight. Instead they spent five thousand dollars on a bed for fat folks. I’m under two hundred pounds and have never broken a bed, yet they got me this one. Queen-sized with metal frame and auto head and foot riser. Comfy with an air pad overlay on the mattress as my skin has broken down badly on my right hip.

                                                                      If you qualify for medical aid or the UK equivalent of SSDI, they’ll supply one at no cost. In a fire the bed can be rolled out for your safety. Otherwise, you’d need help getting up and out fast. Your doctor can request one for you as a medical necessity. Safety in a fire or flood or medical emergency. Lifting you up off the floor to get you into an ambulance will require many men and in an emergency, that might not have possible. If they can wheel your bed out, then you can get into the ambulance easier and faster.

                                                                      You can grab the headboard to assist with rolling over, sitting up and more. Call your doctor and push the fire safety aspect. Easier for ambulance medics, firemen who assist and your health. You’ll sit up and use muscles and it will help your nurse.

                                                                      The railings help turn over and other things.

                                                                      Don’t wait. Off my soapbox for tonight. Time to sleep.

                                                                      Call or I’ll haunt you!
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                                                                      Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure.
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                                                                      • NatalieK
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                                                                        • Apr 2010
                                                                        • 20106

                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • TheLegacy
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                                                                          • 18078

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Pretty sad that you have bigger tits than my wife. oh well - beggars can't be choosers.
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