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You would think by now there would be PROOF that jesus was real.
With todays technology one would think we would have proven it by now, right?
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They've found reasonable evidence to suggest that a Jesus may have existed. Proving he was the son of God and a virgin mother, well, good luck with that.... :1orglaugh
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"However, because the majority of evolutionists are not Christians, I wish the reader to understand that the term "evolutionist" is used to mean those who believe that evolution -- in the sense of time, chance and struggle for survival--rather than the God of the Bible is responsible for life. (...) Christians need to wake up to this. Evolution is a religion; it is not a science!":1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh |
I think there is enough evidence out there to prove that Jesus was real, but like Jewcat said- proving son of god / rose from the dead, etc etc not so much.
Anyone here into Simcha Jacobovici / the Naked Archaeologist? I don't agree with him 100% of the time.. sometimes he stretches things that extra inch when he doesn't really need to, but for the most part alot of his findings and theories are pretty interesting. He's done a few interesting documentaries about the ossuary of James as well as what he believes to be the family tomb of Joseph's bloodline. I loved his most recent piece, "Decoding the Exodus". They've put it back into rotation on History International if any of you get that channel. It's a really good watch up until the last 15 to 20 mins where he throws in some crap about the ark of the covenant- everything else though, like breaking down the science and nature behind the 10 plauges of egypt, is pretty money. Can't blame a guy for going after the ark.. you know deep inside every archaeologist wants to be Indiana Jones. |
Sometimes I like to think the virgin Mary was actually just a huge fucking whore. that she fucked around behind Joseph's back and got knocked up in some other manger. When all else failed, she came up with this story about how God had impregnated her. her son was raised living a lie and killed for it, and over the next 2 millennium spawned one of the most destructive religions of all time. If Bethlehem had Plan B, we'd be living in fucking Utopia by now... :1orglaugh
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he is real, hes the dishwasher in my restaurant
http://image53.webshots.com/153/0/72...3YfJHZW_ph.jpg |
When I lived in Thousand Oaks, Jesus would wake me up first thing in the morning, with his leaf blower...
Hes real, trust me. |
And kill Pandora's Gift? Hahahahaa
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"Hey do you think L Ron Hubbard really existed?" "No way." "Do you really think he could detetct Thetans in your body??" "That sounds a little fishy to me. You believe in the tooth fairy too? The guy never existed..." :1orglaugh |
If you don't give a crap about christianutty... why do you bother??
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I can't find proof that mozart was real either...
I think he's made up, i'm not believing in him anymore! |
There's zillion things that technology can't prove or disprove.
Things like eye witnesses are used still as a major part to "prove" something in courts. Invent a time machine and then we can talk about technology. |
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Jesus is the Sun, look out the window and you'll see him
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I like to picture Jesus with giant eagles wings and singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and i'm in the front row and i'm hammered drunk...
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His birthday is celebrated by most of the world.
He performed miracles. - turned water into wine, - healed a lot of people, - exorcised a few demonic possessions, - caught a lot of fish with just a thought, - healed leprosy, - healed paralysis, - healed blindness, - healed the deaf, - restored a severed ear, - raised the dead more than once, - calmed storms, - walked on water, - cursed a fig tree to death, because it wouldn't produce fruit, What more do you need? |
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Jesus is not about mechanical machines and technology, man. Jesus is about the flesh.
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Santa Claus can hear you...
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Jesus was an alien with human shape that demonstrates his healing skills over pagan tribes in that time with his "miracles". His body was never been found and will never be because he done his mission among the people on Earth and returned to his people in the "heaven"......
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whether he existed or not is irrelevant.
more appropriately, what has he done for us lately? |
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This should settle it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fM78_ZEE-Os |
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That wasn't wine, that was piss... |
Let me shed some logic on this thread. You need some higher education to listen or an IQ above 110.
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i think the person jesus did exist, i believe they have letters from roman soldiers to their wives, where they speak of him
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Saying Jesus loves us, or Islam is a religion of peace is just marketing. It ain't necessarily so. |
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No, wait, that was his old man... |
There is no point in arguing with religious freaks.
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