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Deputy Chief Command 01-01-2011 03:16 PM

breaking news: american stupidity hits all time low
 
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An accidental fire around 5:30 a.m. at a Shell gas station near 10th and Interstate 35 started after four guys trying to help two women were transporting gas in a bucket inside the cab of a pickup truck and someone lit a cigarette, Buck said. Two of the men were taken to Brackenridge, then transported to Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio with third-degree burns. Two of the other men are still at Brackenridge with ?pretty substantial injuries,? Buck said.
http://www.statesman.com/blogs/conte...d_in_morn.html
no shit :1orglaugh

docputer 01-01-2011 03:22 PM

The latest nominees for the Darwin award.

Vendzilla 01-01-2011 03:24 PM

Hits an all time low?

Deputy Chief Command 01-01-2011 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17812779)
Hits an all time low?

yeah , all time low, lower than low, dumber than dumb on the scale of one to ten its minus 5

fatfoo 01-01-2011 03:36 PM

Gas ignited? That sucks. Don't smoke near a gas station. Don't transport gas in a bucket.

Vendzilla 01-01-2011 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 17812782)
yeah , all time low, lower than low, dumber than dumb on the scale of one to ten its minus 5

Well if you said Intelligence hit an all time low, that would make sense

Or

Stupidity hit an all time high.

But what you said doesn't make sense

Seth Manson 01-01-2011 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17812811)
Well if you said Intelligence hit an all time low, that would make sense

Or

Stupidity hit an all time high.

But what you said doesn't make sense

oh my fucking god

did you understand what he meant? then you communicated

fuckin shitcrackers already in 2011

dyna mo 01-01-2011 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17812811)
Well if you said Intelligence hit an all time low, that would make sense

Or

Stupidity hit an all time high.

But what you said doesn't make sense

what really doesn't make sense is generalizing 300 million people based on the behavior of 2 women.

Agent 488 01-01-2011 03:45 PM

good news stupidity hit an all time low. america must be getting smarter.

seeandsee 01-01-2011 03:50 PM

poor bastards

vsex 01-01-2011 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17812815)
what really doesn't make sense is generalizing 300 million people based on the behavior of 2 women.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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ToBad 01-01-2011 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17812830)

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Just a honest mistake by a blone.:pimp

dyna mo 01-01-2011 04:05 PM

bad post, that's not in america! :1orglaugh

cjhmdm 01-01-2011 04:08 PM

I'm going to assume the OP is American as well...

dyna mo 01-01-2011 04:09 PM

thanks a lot op

Deputy Chief Command 01-01-2011 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by cjhmdm (Post 17812847)
I'm going to assume the OP is American as well...

no I am eurotrash , english not first language is based on level of understanding I try read good but not soo well first time speak easy , thank you :thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-01-2011 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17812840)
bad post, that's not in america! :1orglaugh

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arock10 01-01-2011 05:19 PM

gasoline + ????? = fire!

~Ray 01-01-2011 06:05 PM

people here who hate on america never fill out their location

Rochard 01-01-2011 08:49 PM

Last night a friend of mine was driving us home. I nearly punched him in the face when he was in the slow lane complaining that the guy in front of him wasn't doing 65mph - and then flashed him his high beams.

EVERESS 01-01-2011 08:55 PM

Watch this Chart for an ACCURATE detail on human stupidity

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http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/IQ/1950-2050/

PornMD 01-01-2011 09:28 PM

I bet there are still a lot of people, American or not, that don't realize that the FUMES from gasoline are what's flammable and not the gasoline itself.

directfiesta 01-01-2011 10:01 PM

what men would do just to maybe get some pussy ...:2 cents:

baddog 01-01-2011 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 17813076)
Last night a friend of mine was driving us home. I nearly punched him in the face when he was in the slow lane complaining that the guy in front of him wasn't doing 65mph - and then flashed him his high beams.

I have such a great story about an incident like that, but it would take too much effort to type it out for the ROI.

Doug E 01-01-2011 10:56 PM

That shits not funny man, I once lost a friend in a freak gasoline fight accident.

Doug E 01-01-2011 11:01 PM


Deputy Chief Command 01-02-2011 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Doug E (Post 17813180)
That shits not funny man, I once lost a friend in a freak gasoline fight accident.

I feel sorry for your loss, and hope I did not offend you by posting this newsreport and laughing at it ,

CamsMaster 01-02-2011 07:34 AM

lol... the best one for the beginning of this 2011

Vendzilla 01-02-2011 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 17812813)
oh my fucking god

did you understand what he meant? then you communicated

fuckin shitcrackers already in 2011

Sorry I don't speak in double negatives

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17812815)
what really doesn't make sense is generalizing 300 million people based on the behavior of 2 women.

Got to wonder what country he's from

SmokeyTheBear 01-02-2011 10:41 AM

You know what is even dumber ?

they will all likely sue the gas station based on the fact they should never have been able to fill a bucket with gas. There is a reason they are only allowed to fill approved gas containers, and this is it.

Vendzilla 01-02-2011 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17813692)
You know what is even dumber ?

they will all likely sue the gas station based on the fact they should never have been able to fill a bucket with gas. There is a reason they are only allowed to fill approved gas containers, and this is it.

I hate those new plastic gas containers. But yeah the law says you have to use containers designed for that usage and the gas station is liable. I still own some gas CANS that are probably over 40 years old.

bl4h 01-02-2011 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 17813114)
I bet there are still a lot of people, American or not, that don't realize that the FUMES from gasoline are what's flammable and not the gasoline itself.

lol that's the conclusion kindergartners come to. gee bob, when I ignite gas only the top layer burns therefor gasoline isnt flammable only the fumes are.

bull shit

gasoline is flammable you just have to mix the right amount of oxygen. the vapors have perfect oxygen/gas ratio.

light the suface of a bucked of gas and then dump it on your head. come back here and tell us if only the fumes are flammable

Vendzilla 01-02-2011 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by bl4h (Post 17813709)
lol that's the conclusion kindergartners come to. gee bob, when I ignite gas only the top layer burns therefor gasoline isnt flammable only the fumes are.

bull shit

gasoline is flammable you just have to mix the right amount of oxygen. the vapors have perfect oxygen/gas ratio.

light the suface of a bucked of gas and then dump it on your head. come back here and tell us if only the fumes are flammable

Shit doesn't stink, it's the wind that passes over it that stinks

bl4h 01-02-2011 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17813718)
Shit doesn't stink, it's the wind that passes over it that stinks

if there's shit in the wind and no ones around to smell it......does it smell ?

Vendzilla 01-02-2011 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by bl4h (Post 17813721)
if there's shit in the wind and no ones around to smell it......does it smell ?

The answer is 42

NaughtyRob 01-02-2011 11:56 AM

Most cigarette smokers are dumbasses.

DaddyHalbucks 01-02-2011 12:00 PM

American stupidity hit an all time high on November 4, 2008.

DaddyHalbucks 01-02-2011 12:02 PM

Gasoline is not flammable; gasoline is explosive.

marketsmart 01-02-2011 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command (Post 17812770)

is this story related to Tawnee Stones death?






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