for sale: nats shaving script
 

you sick fuck :)

hello...

prepare for lawsuit in 3...2...1...

:1orglaugh this thread delivers too!

what is your egold?

Can this script do fake credits and chargebacks too?

So fucking banned??

You just gave me an idea for a new Chris Mallick movie...

Some guy owns a ton of programs and uses something like STATMAN3 but never upgrades to STATMAN4 because his guys have learned how to shave sales AND traffic with it, screwing everyone who sent him sales / traffic. Then he'd fuck all the webmasters who's sales did get counted, not pay them, and sell the company to another huge scamming company who wouldn't pay off his debts, but was just mining for credit cards so they could spam and bang the living hell out of them for mainstream scams. I guess they would also have to own a billing company and a lot of other programs, both mainstream and adult, just scamming the life out of everything they touch. Like Ebola online.

Then, a side story would have to be about a programmer who build this STATMAN system leaves but keeps a back door. Then he gets hired by a monster of a scamming company who hires him to be a front man and get data to know who does the most sales so they know who to buy and who to do business with. He'd have access to the most prized data in the industry because everyone who is anyone uses STATMAN, and he has access to it all. They would use that data to make huge power moves and literally take over the industry. To add a twist, maybe the guy even worked at a billing company that went bust and screwed people out of millions of dollars.

I'm sure there are some other kick ass side stories that Chris could write, along with some very interesting characters he could develop, but it could be packed with lies, deceit, theft, power and lots of money. Would be much better than Middle Men.

Anyone else want to add to the story? I bet with some twists and turns we could collectively turn it into something pretty cool. Maybe present it to Chris Mallick to make.

Always wanted to write a script. I have a good imagination.

i think he meant to say nuts shaving scraper..... :2 cents:






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Trust me, you don't need a script for that :mad:

:thumbsup

Does it come equipped with Porngraph?

If only I could change my avatar...

Drinking again TeenCat? :upsidedow

is it used or a brand new shit?

or can we trade? i also know some other guys willing to trade. jump in )

boo hoo.

Will you include the reverse shave addon?

Shaving against the grain, is not advised... :1orglaugh

fuckin jewcat and your god damn jewavatar

:1orglaugh

How much?

you know we can read the rest of your post without clicking it right?

Change shirt sponsors to swurve and job done :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

if you want to shave nats just put hard links in your tour pages with your default house account code instead of the affiliate code. that would work out well enough.

Excellent... I hear the script pays for itself in little to no time

lol, so true, nats shaving script...

that's why i see 1:4000, fuckers..!!!

The script costs $5k I heard.

But I heard it auto-posts credits based on the ratio/shave you want to achieve.

As it has always been, if anyone knows of someone causing NATS to show improper stats, make us aware of it and we will take action against them. If they are truly manipulating the stats, they will be shut off.

If you're a fake nick / troll and you just enjoy posting your nonsense, carry on.

im pretty sure it was a joke from a post made yesterday...

i thought it was funny... I can see how you would not...

So program owners have the ability to manipulate the stats?

Can you give us examples of what you've found? Or the last program that you shut off for shaving? How were they doing it exactly?

The original post, yes, to an extent. The replies, not so much.

No, I'm sorry, I can't give examples or details on anyone who has or hasn't been shut off.

Any platform, CCBill included, has the opportunity for a program owner to screw you over if they put enough effort into it. Placing blind faith in anything is not a good idea. NATS however, unlike some other platforms, has never had any feature designed to screw over an affiliate. It also has many things built into it to watch for this type of activity & protect against it (no, I can not provide you with specifics, that would defeat the purpose). It also has more protection against these type of activities than any platform out there, IMO.

Also, as mentioned, if someone has reason to believe someone is doing something they shouldn't be, all they need to do is bring it to our attention and we will investigate it aggressively and take action.

Fair enough.

On another note. When a program closes and the program owners stop paying out to affiliates. Would you allow that same person to use another NATS License to open another program?

I think like TMM John said. If there is a will there is a way. It doesn't matter if it is NATS, CCBill or a custom backend.

I think Juicy should play the lead character!

hahahaha!!! but seriously