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Vendot 11-14-2011 07:09 AM

EURO CRISIS: Which Banks Are Safest?
 
With the whole Euro Crisis rearing its ugly head again, one has to consider which are the safest banks for holding your deposits. Intelligent suggestions please - so we can all fire them down. :winkwink:

I guess you might look at least exposed to Greek, Italian, Spanish, Irish and Euro debt generally, but you might also look at secondarily low exposure to UK, US and Japanese debt....

seeandsee 11-14-2011 07:11 AM

Swiss banks are good point for selection :)

mOrrI 11-14-2011 07:16 AM

Greece, Portugal and Italy... lol...

Yeah Swiss banks are strong!

emjay 11-14-2011 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 18558083)
Swiss banks are good point for selection :)

Yep not least since they are not part of the ?. I was sold a Swiss Army Knife at Geneva airport yesterday. Which I thought was odd...

WarChild 11-14-2011 07:19 AM

Canadian banks seem to be among the strongest and were least impacted by the financial crisis.

Markul 11-14-2011 07:28 AM

NORDEA Bank

nextri 11-14-2011 07:29 AM

Norwegian banks..

Sid70 11-14-2011 07:37 AM

Pillow Credentials

officegirl2006 11-14-2011 07:43 AM

just keep it under the mattress

halfpint 11-14-2011 07:47 AM

Barclays they had any handouts

HomerSimpson 11-14-2011 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by officegirl2006 (Post 18558130)
just keep it under the mattress

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

IllTestYourGirls 11-14-2011 07:56 AM

Credit Unions.

u-Bob 11-14-2011 08:01 AM

Singapore.

DVTimes 11-14-2011 08:44 AM

no bank is safe.

some countries gurantee a certain amout deposited. Ie, I think the UK protects the first £50k and the USA has such a system.

But no bank is safe.

1.Its not yey clear if all the bad depts have been uncovered.

2. banks insure each other. by this bank a will pay bank b x amount in case it makes a loss. if bank a makes a loss it takes money from bank b. however if a large bank fails, as it fails it will take the money from bank b, who in turn will take money from bank c. all banks fall like cards.

my mate works for a uk bank beginning with L, and the talk is that it is about to fail. shares have droped. key personell have gone off sick.

VladS 11-14-2011 08:45 AM

Anyone have any insights on Raiffeisen Bank and / or BRD - Groupe Société Générale?

Vendot 11-15-2011 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 18558140)
Barclays they had any handouts

They took money from the arabs (instead of the government) didnt they?

Jensen 11-15-2011 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 18558264)
no bank is safe.

some countries gurantee a certain amout deposited. Ie, I think the UK protects the first £50k and the USA has such a system.

Deposit insurance in Norway is 2 mill NOK ($350k /?257k). Spread em out and it should be safe...

SimonScans 11-15-2011 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emjay (Post 18558096)
Yep not least since they are not part of the ?. I was sold a Swiss Army Knife at Geneva airport yesterday. Which I thought was odd...

Back in the day they also sold them from the trolleys inflight.

CurrentlySober 11-15-2011 03:16 AM

Your own personal spank bank...

SimonScans 11-15-2011 03:23 AM

http://www.moneywise.co.uk/news/2008...icelandic-bank

This would be why physical gold is so attractive. Hindsite is 20:20, but gold will always remain gold and shows no sign of going out of fashion in the rest of the world.

darksoul 11-15-2011 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gsx-R (Post 18558265)
Anyone have any insights on Raiffeisen Bank and / or BRD - Groupe Société Générale?

Given Societe Generale's "incidents" in the past few years and France's exposure to the PIIGS I would be cautious with them.
Raiffeisen has its fair share of problems and Austria's exposure is to Eastern Europe, which in a predictable climate, given that EE is an emerging economy, would have better hopes for the future.

Paul Markham 11-15-2011 03:39 AM

We got as much as we could out of my pensions in 2008 and put it into banks hare and land. Law limits how much we could take out. Worries us what will happen if the crash is bad.

Might have to go back to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mavruda 11-15-2011 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mOrrI (Post 18558092)
Greece, Portugal and Italy... lol...

Yeah Swiss banks are strong!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aWi6SX_Wtd...nking_ship.jpg

Klen 11-15-2011 07:55 AM

Was this question triggered by report of loss of unicredit group?And that suck because i have my bank account there.

PR_Glen 11-15-2011 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18558097)
Canadian banks seem to be among the strongest and were least impacted by the financial crisis.

I agree for the most part, sure is affecting their stock prices though...

EukerVoorn 11-15-2011 08:43 AM

French banks are risky now too because they invested a lot of money in Greece. I used to have quite a som with Credit Agricole and I took most of it and burried it in my garden. So if you ask me, what's the safest bank, I would say: that hole in your garden. But do cover it because if your neigbors find out, it will be gone.

Chosen 11-15-2011 01:10 PM

Probably swiss ones...

_Richard_ 11-15-2011 01:17 PM

hahahaha

pornmasta 11-15-2011 01:35 PM


Bjorn 01-18-2012 02:51 PM

Norwegian banks are safe, as others have also said there is a guarantee 2 mill nok from goverment for each bank and alot of norwegian banks to choose from. Norwegian gov has alot of money to back up the banks as well.

Bjorn 01-18-2012 02:53 PM

here is a list of banks http://www.norway.gr/Embassy/Informa...-bank-account/

grumpy 01-18-2012 03:09 PM

Andorra, good place.

grumpy 01-18-2012 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bjorn (Post 18696387)
Norwegian banks are safe, as others have also said there is a guarantee 2 mill nok from goverment for each bank and alot of norwegian banks to choose from. Norwegian gov has alot of money to back up the banks as well.

The money is in a education fund and not for the banks. ( 500 miljard euro )

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