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An open letter to all the idiots on GFY and B&B

I know I'm an object of fun for you. To justify your warped sense of humor or your lowly status in the business or even your meagre incomes.

Still after a phone chat yesterday I made it clear to a sponsor I have no need or intentions to get back to work. I'm very happy doing nothing but enjoying my retirement and yes trolling is part of that. As you clever guys are clearly destroying the successful industry porn once was.

If I needed to work for money, there are far easier ways for us than pushing some traffic or Eva working for someone else. Yes the days of shooting two sets worth $3,000 - $9,000, in a day are long gone. Still there's a market for custom BG @ $1500 a scene, GG @ $1,000 a scene or 5 solo @ $300 each. then a bit of my own stuff on top and it would clearly make more than $3,000 in 6 months.

Please don't troll by telling me for any reason other than you fucked the business to below custom being worth that level. Also anyone who dreams my trolling on GFY has any effect on my ability to shoot, sell and meet the prices today for custom content, is too stupid to realise the big dogs don't give a shit. They need content that converts and is at the right price.

Going to take the dog for a walk, busy day today. Bye

Paul, you're a fucking loser.

What kind of dog do you have?

wow you actually made 3k a shoot?

Thing is, that sucks, is Eva going to work in a menial job every day. The options for this happening are:

a) they are broke
b) she can't stand being with him

There is no other possible explanation.

Fucking sad.

:(

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Originally Posted by cemtex (Post 18830213)

so, your point is ?

The point is, he is giving up on the traffic project after 3 days because he realises he hasn't got a fucking scooby where to even start.

Would have been better to watch him fail, but he is such a pussy he is giving up at the first hurdle.

Paul, you seem to revel in all the negative attention you bring on yourself.

Geez step of your high horse.

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Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 18830192)

What kind of dog do you have?

Boxer.

No Roald, we very very often made $3,000 a shoot. Have made $25,000 and more a shoot. This is why the number of offline shooters of any worth shooting for online custom was 0.

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Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 18830220)

Paul, you seem to revel in all the negative attention you bring on yourself.

It depends who it comes from and what it's about. If it's from broke idiots claiming, with no sense, logic or proof, I'm broke, a crap shooter, old or trolling. Then I fucking love the attention.

BladeZ I'm very happy sitting up here looking down at some or you.

And that's what some just don't get. Off to look at the pictures I took on the walk.

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18829605)

As was explained in tremendous detail already, I went there (Brno, CZ) with one of my business managers to discuss business. We met him at large supermarket next to a freeway that had a small coffee place at the entrance and sat there talking. The whole time he was making very loud, very crude remarks about every girl that passed by - regardless of their age. So imagine a guy who stands out, very loud and obnoxious, speaking English and making remarks about how sweet a girls pussy must taste as she's walking by us and so on and so forth... some of them with parents and boyfriends and some clearly not of legal age. Many of them hearing what he's saying and understanding. That was the first 20 minutes of meeting him and it only got worse from there. He's every bit oblivious to the world around him in real life as he acts on this forum. I've seen him at shows and been at dinners with him at the table and he was a very different person. He spoke very little and more or less controlled himself. Things he no doubt learned the hard way.

He offered my manager $1000 to fuck on film because he thought he was being funny though it was clear she was extremely uncomfortable. He then sought to ease the obvious (though not to him) tension and awkwardness by asking her if she likes to lick pussy then going on about how she wants to because she can see it in her eyes, and so on and so on.

He's every bit the clueless retard in real life that he is on this forum.

I spelled all this stuff out and he called me a liar and denied knowing me. I went into extreme detail about every aspect of our meeting, his shitty little office, his home and so on, which made it impossible not to remember who I was and he still called me a liar. Only when I posted pics of our meeting did he then claimed he "Forgot".

looking down on some of us?
yeah right

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18830225)

Boxer.

No Roald, we very very often made $3,000 a shoot. Have made $25,000 and more a shoot. This is why the number of offline shooters of any worth shooting for online custom was 0.

So since you were offline and went online. Does that mean that you're part of the 0 who were worth anything? Because that's what you did. :1orglaugh

Who changes your diapers?

You haters are pathetic. Markham is living the life of a truly successful person. Move to Eastern Europe and get your aging mail-order bride a part-time, minimum wage job cleaning toilets.

I heard that Heffner is considering a similar move. Trump is also thinking about it. :1orglaugh

It sounds like you take this place too seriously Paul.

:2 cents:

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 18830407)

http://www.tiffanycash.com/fansign/129.jpg

Awesome :rasta ...

Someone wake up and realized the name of this place?

lol, I gotta search GFY for all the fansigns I've ordered throughout the years that I forgot about. I found the Tiffany Preston one searching for Paul's troll award on google images. :pimp

tl;dr

You self-important old fart. Nobody cares.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...633-morans.jpg

Here's a fansign for Paul! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by alias (Post 18830448)

This is now a fansign thread.

Cool !

http://i.imgur.com/NE8l0.jpg

If you say so...

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18830486)

Cool !

http://i.imgur.com/NE8l0.jpg

If you say so...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Melt down Markham style.

This message is hidden because Paul Markham is on your ignore list.

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18830189)

Paul, you're a fucking loser.

Why is he a loser?

Whats the difference between an 'Open Letter' and 'A Post'?

All that money and ypu can't whiten your teeth?

Why are you making reference to "the idiots on B&B" yet you fail to actually post this on B&B??

The Brits and Bad Teeth webmaster board.

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18830697)

what's B&B?

It's a "bed & breakfast" ... evidently Paul has a couch he lets travelers use for extra income.

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