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Connor 09-30-2012 09:00 AM

Europe vs. Texas
 
Gotta say... pretty fucking depressed to be back in Texas after what was a fantastic trip to Amsterdam, Prague and Paris.

Common sight in Paris....

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-pho...ure-1ARU7H.jpg

Common sight in Prague...

http://www.photomodels.cz/images/set...zdrvm_sc_1.jpg

Common sight in Houston...

http://fatgirlapproved.files.wordpre...lmart-fail.jpg

AdultB2B 09-30-2012 09:02 AM

Yeah, but in Paris they don't shave their pits. YUCK!

I'll take Thailand, thank you very much...

teennutsuckers 09-30-2012 09:06 AM

LOL My cousins husband just went there and loved it

AdultB2B 09-30-2012 09:07 AM

Thailand or EU?

helterskelter808 09-30-2012 09:12 AM

In France girls don't have cocks.

AdultB2B 09-30-2012 09:16 AM

News flash, they don't in Thailand either. Lady boys are real easy to spot if you know what to look for. I grew up in San Francisco :)

Connor 09-30-2012 09:17 AM

Not to mention it seemed like every hot girl walking around in Paris was like 20-25 years old... it's INSANE how many beautiful girls were there.

And I agree... hard to know what you're getting sometimes with Thai "girls" .... ;)

AdultB2B 09-30-2012 09:18 AM

Easy to tell, very easy to tell. You just have to look. You just need a good tour guide Connor.

helterskelter808 09-30-2012 09:19 AM

Yes, I'm sure, like every other Westerner who goes to Thailand (for the temples and shit, obviously), you know exactly what to look for.

:upsidedow

Rochard 09-30-2012 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Connor (Post 19219280)
Not to mention it seemed like every hot girl walking around in Paris was like 20-25 years old... it's INSANE how many beautiful girls were there.

And I agree... hard to know what you're getting sometimes with Thai "girls" .... ;)

You have to look at WHERE you are... Not just Paris vs Texas, but where you are in Texas. If your trolling at the super market or Wal Mart - I know you spent most of your time trolling at Wal Mart - You going to get the bottom of the barrel. However, if your going out to to fancy restaurants in Paris then you'll see better meat.

Markul 09-30-2012 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by teennutsuckers (Post 19219263)
LOL My cousins husband just went there and loved it

Fix your signature!!!

Connor 09-30-2012 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19219290)
You have to look at WHERE you are... Not just Paris vs Texas, but where you are in Texas. If your trolling at the super market or Wal Mart - I know you spent most of your time trolling at Wal Mart - You going to get the bottom of the barrel. However, if your going out to to fancy restaurants in Paris then you'll see better meat.

Nah, it was EVERYWHERE in Paris that I went... not just at fancy restaurants. Could hardly take three steps without the immortal words of Young M.C. echoing through my head... "and there's one more girl you won't be gettin'." ;)

AdultB2B 09-30-2012 09:33 AM

Good point
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 19219286)
Yes, I'm sure, like every other Westerner who goes to Thailand (for the temples and shit, obviously), you know exactly what to look for.

:upsidedow

Good point, so let me demonstrate:

Thai girl:

http://dancewatchers.com/images/A%20...nch%20Maid.jpg

Thai lady boy:

http://asiants.com/videopage/01-2010/vicky.jpg

Any questions?

AdultB2B 09-30-2012 09:34 AM

Just like Bangkok
 
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Originally Posted by Connor (Post 19219313)
Nah, it was EVERYWHERE in Paris that I went... not just at fancy restaurants. Could hardly take three steps without the immortal words of Young M.C. echoing through my head... "and there's one more girl you won't be gettin'." ;)

Just like Bangkok, but you can and will get her...

Connor 09-30-2012 09:35 AM

Can you prove that first "chick" isn't swingin' wood? ;)

AdultB2B 09-30-2012 09:38 AM

Ugh
 
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Originally Posted by Connor (Post 19219318)
Can you prove that first "chick" isn't swingin' wood? ;)

You are such a woman, and yes, no problem. I guarantee it!

Hot chicks are absolutely everywhere here. There are way more women then men and a vast majority love foreigners. And not for all of the reasons you think.

I've been telling you about this for years man.

Btw, just out of curiosity, how many of these "hot european chicks" did you score with?

I do warn you however, if you come here it is a little difficult and expensive to get laid. You've got to buy them dinner, lol

Connor 09-30-2012 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultB2B (Post 19219321)
Btw, just out of curiosity, how many of these "hot european chicks" did you score with?

I don't want to brag... so I'll just say this. Ask Jay, since he knows my count... guessing you'll find it more than adequate for a week's time. ;)

Anyone who hasn't been to the Amsterdam or Prague shows... start saving now for 2013, that's all I can say. SUCH a blast, and fantastic for business.

mineistaken 09-30-2012 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Connor (Post 19219280)
Not to mention it seemed like every hot girl walking around in Paris was like 20-25 years old...

And how old is every hot girl in Houston?

mineistaken 09-30-2012 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultB2B (Post 19219316)
Just like Bangkok, but you can and will get her...

One "little" difference - they are not caucasian in Thailand :2 cents:

Connor 09-30-2012 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19219330)
And how old is every hot girl in Houston?

Eh, depends... but the point was just that Paris has a much denser population of girls in the 20-29 age bracket than most other cities I've been too.

Supposedly, something like 60% of visitors to Paris are in their 20's... so that might be why. And since fashion is a major industry in Paris, where Houston's known for oil and energy... they just attract different crowds.

DamageX 09-30-2012 09:55 AM

Houston = World's fattest city. I feel your pain.

VforVendetta 09-30-2012 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultB2B (Post 19219258)
Yeah, but in Paris they don't shave their pits. YUCK!

I'll take Thailand, thank you very much...

Only 1 Thai girl on 100 is pretty, the most part of asian girls look like monkeys

mineistaken 09-30-2012 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by VforVendetta (Post 19219345)
Only 1 Thai girl on 100 is pretty, the most part of asian girls look like monkeys

Harsh said, but you got to love those thailand fanboys not understanding that not everyone has their asian girl fetish.

ps: most of them go there exactly because they fail to hook up with women from their own country.

DamageX 09-30-2012 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by VforVendetta (Post 19219345)
Only 1 Thai girl on 100 is pretty, the most part of asian girls look like monkeys

I'd say this applies more to South-East Asia, but I agree with you.

VforVendetta 09-30-2012 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19219347)
Harsh said, but you got to love those thailand fanboys not understanding that not everyone has their asian girl fetish.

ps: most of them go there exactly because they fail to hook up with women from their own country.

i stayed in Thailand this year, the most part of the girls are bitches, and the most part of them are ugly bitches...if you want go with a pretty thai you have to pay from 2000 to 3500 bat, but like i said before, the most part of them seems like monkeys.

helterskelter808 09-30-2012 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19219347)
Harsh said, but you got to love those thailand fanboys not understanding that not everyone has their asian girl fetish.

ps: most of them go there exactly because they fail to hook up with women from their own country.

QFFT.

It's comical watching the losers who live in Thailand because a) they can't get laid for free b) they can't afford Western prices c) they're gay but won't admit it or d) all of the above, and spend so much time posting here trying to convince themselves how great it is living in a third world shithole where the real women are actually uglier than the manboys.

slapass 09-30-2012 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by VforVendetta (Post 19219358)
i stayed in Thailand this year, the most part of the girls are bitches, and the most part of them are ugly bitches...if you want go with a pretty thai you have to pay from 2000 to 3500 bat, but like i said before, the most part of them seems like monkeys.

Sounds like you had a great time.

:thumbsup

VforVendetta 09-30-2012 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by slapass (Post 19219386)
Sounds like you had a great time.

:thumbsup

Only 3 weeks for holiday, i enjoyed in Thailand, but it's impossible compare caucasian with asian girls, like helterskelter808 said, all the ladyboys are better than the 98% of the girls there :winkwink:

stillsexy 09-30-2012 10:42 AM

grass is always greener on the other side

Connor 09-30-2012 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stillsexy (Post 19219407)
grass is always greener on the other side

The sad part is... I don't think American girls who haven't been to most European countries recently know just how badly they're being out-gunned right now. lol

We definitely have a lot of hot girls in the U.S.... the situation is just better in Europe, IMHO.

Steve Awesome 09-30-2012 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 19219273)
In France girls don't have cocks.

...but they still have their balls.

geetika 09-30-2012 11:00 AM

nice one

crockett 09-30-2012 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultB2B (Post 19219277)
News flash, they don't in Thailand either. Lady boys are real easy to spot if you know what to look for. I grew up in San Francisco :)

U'mm it's the cock right? We are supposed to look for the cock?

Dirty Dane 09-30-2012 11:12 AM

Fat girls do better blowjobs.

ottopottomouse 09-30-2012 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19219347)
Harsh said, but you got to love those thailand fanboys not understanding that not everyone has their asian girl fetish.

I don't find them attractive, and of the ones I've met I didn't like the bipolar personality where one minute they are far too subservient and the next they're a raging lunatic and nothing in between.

MetaMan 09-30-2012 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultB2B (Post 19219258)
Yeah, but in Paris they don't shave their pits. YUCK!

I'll take Thailand, thank you very much...

Skinny, ugly, white dude who can't get lady by euro women with class going for trashy washed up Thai whore types. IM SO SURPRISED!

Just looking at your picture you look like you would be a Thai fan.

0 class and you are fucking ugly to boot.

Connor 10-01-2012 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 19219617)
I don't find them attractive, and of the ones I've met I didn't like the bipolar personality where one minute they are far too subservient and the next they're a raging lunatic and nothing in between.

There are pretty girls all over the world but... I just think the girls in Europe stick out as the hottest in the world. Too many girls where I live dress like dudes half the time. WTF.

brassmonkey 10-01-2012 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Connor (Post 19219253)
Gotta say... pretty fucking depressed to be back in Texas after what was a fantastic trip to Amsterdam, Prague and Paris.

Common sight in Paris....

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-pho...ure-1ARU7H.jpg

Common sight in Prague...

http://www.photomodels.cz/images/set...zdrvm_sc_1.jpg

Common sight in Houston...

http://fatgirlapproved.files.wordpre...lmart-fail.jpg

that last one has a frog butt :1orglaugh

webseth 10-01-2012 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultB2B (Post 19219258)
Yeah, but in Paris they don't shave their pits. YUCK!

...

that's actually a weird stereotype, in europe the "dirty" and hairy girls are the americans (and others) here on extended backpacking trips that dont have consistent access to facilities.. the locals are well groomed and much cleaner.

pornmasta 10-01-2012 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Connor (Post 19219253)

ok for the girl, but not the dress.
also some french girls are shaved (not all)


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