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brassmonkey 02-13-2013 09:11 AM

jessica simpson
 
wtf happened??? :helpme glad your back :1orglaugh

http://shakethefat.com/reviews/wp-co...cn-getty-2.jpg

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/20...pg?w=642&h=554

Choopa Phil 02-13-2013 09:18 AM

Shes probably wearing a skin sweater under all that! Good for her though, she looks exponentially better.

L-Pink 02-13-2013 09:19 AM

To bad she couldn't have kept the bigger tits.

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~Ray 02-13-2013 09:19 AM

much healthier

brassmonkey 02-13-2013 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19478777)
To bad she couldn't have kept the bigger tits.

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yeah there was no shortage of milk in their house :2 cents:

CourtneyR 02-13-2013 09:23 AM

isn't she getting paid like 3 million to do weight watchers.

CHMOD 02-13-2013 09:24 AM

Oh no!!

She was so gorgeous...please tell me that it is not her :Oh crap

LouiseLloyd 02-13-2013 09:25 AM

Got pregnant and hot!

EliteWebmaster 02-13-2013 09:25 AM

What a waste. I actually thought she was a far superior singer than Christina and Britney who were also big at the time. She could hit the high notes at ease. Check out the song below and you will see her vocal range. Simply magnificent and she was such a hottie as well.

The real winner here is Nick Lachey because he escaped the big one (pun intended :1orglaugh)


nikki99 02-13-2013 09:26 AM

chubby :thumbsup

brassmonkey 02-13-2013 09:36 AM

preview of the future. :2 cents:

EliteWebmaster 02-13-2013 09:43 AM

For all you Valentine romantics, here's a Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey love song :winkwink: Check out her body movements at the 3:12-3:17 mark, delicious :thumbsup


EliteWebmaster 02-13-2013 09:48 AM




At the 0:15 beside her is her sister Ashlee in red. She used to be hot too :thumbsup

lucas131 02-13-2013 09:50 AM

nice fatty

brassmonkey 02-13-2013 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 19478822)
For all you Valentine romantics, here's a Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey love song :winkwink: Check out her body movements at the 3:12-3:17 mark, delicious :thumbsup


damn she had a flat pancake ass wtf?? :helpme :1orglaugh

ninavain 02-13-2013 09:58 AM

she's actually KNOCKED UP AND MILKING ......AGAIN so the fat ass Jessica will be here in ...3....2.....1

AZNNC 02-13-2013 09:58 AM

I like the meaty version.

ManicaMark 02-13-2013 10:02 AM

Chubby Fun Fuck!!

EliteWebmaster 02-13-2013 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19478846)
damn she had a flat pancake ass wtf?? :helpme :1orglaugh

I actually liked that flat pancake ass myself. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh.

Here's the beginning of the end for Jessica as soon as she and Nick got divorced. Her first video after the break up. If you look closely, you can see the fat gene starting to show up now in this vid :1orglaugh


Spunky 02-13-2013 10:06 AM

Bitch can't keep her legs closed

purecane 02-13-2013 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 19478878)
Bitch can't keep her legs closed

those guys are looking for a come up yo.....just like the dude that impregnated britney...

EliteWebmaster 02-13-2013 10:14 AM

And Nick Lachey made this video around the same time. Check out the babe at the 0:40 mark. He ended up marrying her after Jessica. Tell me he didn't come out ahead after all of it :1orglaugh Would you rather have fatty cakes Jessica or the babe in the video. Nick won :1orglaugh

Vegas Ken 02-13-2013 10:18 AM

Too much "Chicken of the Sea"...

That is Chicken right???

brassmonkey 02-13-2013 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vegas Ken (Post 19478902)
Too much "Chicken of the Sea"...

That is Chicken right???

its a metaphor :)

MikeFold 02-13-2013 11:02 AM

I remember meeting her at the Cancun event is 2004 when we were eating at Ruths Chris

http://www.xnat.com/jessica-nick.jpg

She looked pretty damn good that night.
I will Never forget Tony greasing the head waiter to get an autograph for my daughter......:winkwink:

seeandsee 02-13-2013 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeFold (Post 19479001)
I remember meeting her at the Cancun event is 2004 when we were eating at Ruths Chris

http://www.xnat.com/jessica-nick.jpg

She looked pretty damn good that night.
I will Never forget Tony greasing the head waiter to get an autograph for my daughter......:winkwink:

she transformed too much:pimp

Scott McD 02-13-2013 11:13 AM

http://weeklyworldnews.files.wordpre...fatjessica.jpg

privatesociety 02-13-2013 11:17 AM

i heard she got big $$$ to be the face of weight watchers

2013 02-13-2013 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19479029)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Choopa Phil 02-13-2013 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeFold (Post 19479001)
I remember meeting her at the Cancun event is 2004 when we were eating at Ruths Chris

http://www.xnat.com/jessica-nick.jpg

She looked pretty damn good that night.
I will Never forget Tony greasing the head waiter to get an autograph for my daughter......:winkwink:

Id say she looked GREAT! :thumbsup

EliteWebmaster 02-13-2013 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19479029)

This is how a hottie can get pregnant and still look hot. Nick with his wife from the video I posted above. Like I said, Nick came out way ahead and won :1orglaugh

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/new...y-portrait.jpg

pornguy 02-13-2013 12:16 PM

Would hate the see the scars that produced.

Zeiss 02-13-2013 12:42 PM

Who is she again... ?

notjoe 02-13-2013 12:43 PM

Lots of cocaine

brassmonkey 02-13-2013 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 19479060)
This is how a hottie can get pregnant and still look hot. Nick with his wife from the video I posted above. Like I said, Nick came out way ahead and won :1orglaugh

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/new...y-portrait.jpg

stalker :anon :1orglaugh

RyuLion 02-13-2013 06:20 PM

I'd still hit it....

brassmonkey 02-13-2013 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 19479908)
I'd still hit it....

:1orglaugh me 2

L-Pink 02-13-2013 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19479915)
:1orglaugh me 2

Well ??. me three!

2013 02-13-2013 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19479940)
Well ??. me three!

4.. 5.. 6.. and 7

pornsprite 02-13-2013 07:34 PM

I always thought she was pretty but I never liked her attitude and she has always seemed a tad stupid.


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