Do you realize the San Francisco 49ers are about to do some Freaky Freaky Nasty things to the NFL?
 

Just thought you need to be informed so you do not act out and uppity when you are watching football and see the 49ers doing freaky nasty perverted plays on family television.

The San Francisco 49ers of 2013 are on a 5 game win streak scoring an average of over 35 points a game, without 3 starting players!

They are currently on a bye week resting for carolina, and expecting to have 3 all pro players return to the field within the next couple of weeks!

Definition of Offensive Onslaught -

1.Michael Crabtree
2. Mario Manningham
3.Frank Gore
4.Kendall Hunter
5.Colin Kapernick
6.Anquan Boldin
7.Vernon Davis
8.LaMichael James

Do you realize what is about to go down....get your popcorn ready and load up your paxum, paypal, accounts and put your Superbowl money on the San Francisco 49ers!

You can thank me later!

You have been informed!

Watch for freakish perversions on live NFL Sunday compliments of San Francisco 49ers!:thumbsup

Niner nation!

doubtful.

on any given sunday.

Niner Nation 4 life:thumbsup

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Should be a good game. I went to see the Panthers played last Sunday ... they're looking good and are on a winning streak as well. ( 4 wins a row with more than 30 points scored at each game)

Tampa Tampa Tampa...why could they not finish of seattle....that selfish act of not finishing off seattle cost the 49ers a first place tie in the nfc west rankings.

Not sure what the problem is in Tampa I thought they had some good players this year

I'm a lifetime Steelers fan, its rebuilding time for us.

i think so too. not to mention, the 49s are 2 games back in their division with serious division games left.

it's funny to think that kind of team is going to do jaw-dropping things all the sudden.

that said, they're a good team, they will make the playoffs, barring injuries.

but freaky shock, no. this is the nfl. billion dollar business designed and built to win. especially against division rivalries.

i expect the niners to go *maybe* 12-4, more likely 11-5.

:)

Yes I am looking forward to that game as well, going to be a pivotal game for sure!

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I'm a Bills fan. This was pointed out to me today:

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I don't have a clue what the OP's post was about

she was trash talking up her team. i tried to get some trashy talk to&fro going but no go :(

Niners always rock!

LOL don't worry I have not even begun to start with the trash talking in do time!

you niner fans always need a few glasses of chardonnay to kick things off. :winkwink:

There are few of us here. Saw this the other day too. :1orglaugh

LOL oh most definitely once I have some wine it is no stopping the trash talk:thumbsup

Again in case it needs to be repeated....

the Sanfrancisco 49ers are getting ready to do some freakish and perverted things on the football field which could leave the NFL shell shocked!

i would agree, knowing harbaugh, they have some fancy plays ready to go for when they lose the next 2 of 3 games/ 3 of the next 5 and need to come up big to stay in it.

I'll be at the Niner/Panther have this weekend with my son. Can't wait!

That is good stuff! Should be a treat! go Niners!

I'm a bucs fan and another season is a bust, well at least we still have Mons Venus

Correct
 

You are correct! As long as we can get past Seattle.

Who do you think will be the superbowl teams this year then? :) Would love to know all of your views...

I think the Broncos will be in it...

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I think it will either be the Niners or the Seahawks in the NFC and the Pats in the AFC. The Chiefs won't last and I have a feeling either will the Broncos.

I'd love to see the Niners play the Chiefs, however... the drama for such a game would be awesome: Alex Smith vs. Colin Kaepernick

i'm going to say this, and i hope like fuck i don't jinx it, but i think the niners will be there. i'm a niner fan from my days of living in the bay area, raider fan too, never understood why ya have to pick 1 when you live there, heck, it's nfl, enjoy both!

anyhoo, they will lose 3 more games before the playoffs, no biggie, hopefully, they srsly need bad to split the series with seattle and i am not certain they can do that. but the good news is seattle always crumbles in the playoffs. always. well, except for once. :upsidedow

but they are certainly a top 3 nfc team this season.

the broncos *might* make it, the afc is very tough right now and there are a couple of shit disturber teams that will upset a superbowl bound team, watch for the giants to upset in this way.

hard to say in the afc for me right now.

Respectfully with your assessment I think you could not be more off base.

Here is why....

49ers have no doubt one of the most impressive personnel rosters in the NFL.

If that were not enough mix in the awesome coaching style of Jim Harbaugh.

Add in the relative weakness of the remaining 49ers schedule.

Mix in a high performing team in its current profile, only getting more explosive, more dangerous offensively and defensively with the return of Aldon Smith and Tank Caradine to the Defense and Mario Manningham and Michael Crabtree to the their starting spots on Offense.

I can assure you this array of talent will be absolutely involved in grotesque and freakish perversions on the field in the coming weeks.

You have 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 starting players on Offense that are actually explosive enough to be considered a scoring threat on every down.

Here is what you cannot afford to do with the 49ers...

you cannot leave Kapernick unaccounted for

you cannot leave Vernon Davis unaccounted for

you cannot leave Anquan Boldin unaccounted for

you cannot leave Frank Gore unaccounted for

you cannot leave Mario Manningham unaccounted for

you cannot leave Lamichael James unaccounted for

you cannot leave Michael Crabtree unaccounted for

you cannot leave Kendall Hunter unaccounted for

All of these weapons are extremely capable weapons who could all easily draw double team efforts from opposing defenses.

If you can not fathom the nightmare scenarios that defenses are now taking anti depressants to cope with then you do not have football eyes.

You are not going to be able to double team what is basically a complete pro bowl offense

Sorry for the lengthy break down but honestly who can possibly have it better than the 49ers right now?

You do not have to be a magician or wizard to see what is being set in motion. We are about to witness an epic NFL Juggernaut...

The 49ers of old have been fully resurrected and beefed up to the point of hyper hunger for # 6 Lombardi....

Get your mother fucking popcorn ready!

Go 49ers!

this is where things start to go wrong.

it's risky to see the rest of the schedule as relatively weak. as noted, the panthers are on a tear. seattle already whipped the crap outta the niners, both offensively and defensively and they are up 2 games.

can't count the redskins out either. mike shanahan and all. the saints? in the that dome? not the big easy for the niners, very crafty coaches down there too. harbaugh crafty.

those are 4 massive games, not to mention the possibility for an upset in there from a team like the rams.

In week 2. The Niners are much stronger now. And Seattle is only up by one game, not two.

week 2 week schmoo, this is the nfl. home to multi-billion dollar business built to win at least their division. seattle is fundamentally built to beat the niners and that week 2 spanking showed that in spades.

i'm not sure who's standings you are going by, but the nfl thinks seattle is up 2 games, regardless of bye weeks, again this is the nfl, serious bidness!

NFC West Team
Seattle Seahawks 8 1
San Francisco 49ers 6 2


the niners have a lot of football left to play!

now here is something to srsly consider too- seattle's remaingin schedule

other than the niners, they play the saints, then it's nothign but rams and giants, etc.

so let's say, as with the niners losing their 3 most difficult games, seattle loses both their most difficult games, they still come out ahead of the niners in the division by 3 games.



so they really do need to do some nasty nfl shiz!!!!!!

One loss separates them. They are one game apart. Seattle's bye is in week 12.

You can downplay what I said, but every analyst would say the same thing: good teams get stronger the further they get into the season. The Niners are much stronger now than they were in week 2. They'll win their division.

Amen, ditto, Boom shock a Locka!

2 games lost one without Vernon Davis, and only 1 wide receiver threat that was doubled and tripled.

We still made adjustments and figured out ways to boost and increase offense without having our starting receivers.

Now the starting receivers are a couple weeks if not a couple days set to return to an already highly capable and respected offensive line, backs, tight ends, and receivers.

We are looking at a complete balanced run, pass, offense with many weapons to keep defenses guessing.

It is the assortment of weapons that makes us now a very very unique animal. If you watch the recent 49er interviews the players and coaches have an eeerie eeerie smile and glow to their responses when asked about the returning players.

It is because nobody is really talking about the nners right now, they are talking about carolina's hot streak,they are talking about miami, and redskins.

They are not talking much of the niners!

I prefer they do not talk about the niners because nobody knows niners like niners know niners football!

And before I forget the defense was playing with out 2-3 starters and they are all coming back in the next 1-2 games.

It really is a scary prospect and something that is worth mentioning and observing in the coming weeks.

Its a simple matter of you can not stop all of these weapons....the weapons are going to be coming from all directions.

The 49ers are still very bitter knowing they were robbed completely in new orleans from blown official calls.

I watched the whole super bowl and though my baltimore neighbors have not shut up about the super bowl yet, I still will never shut up about the refs stealing that game from the niners!

We know who the real champs are!

Go NIners

you can misstate what i am stating all day it does not matter. using your (the analysts', which is what i've been saying) logic, seattle is even better now.

why you can't get that part? unless you are trying to argue that the niners got better but the seahawks did not. not sure who you thnk would buy that argument.

I'm making that exact argument. Have you seen the Seahawks the last two games? They're not playing very well. They've squeaked out wins, but barely. Meanwhile, the Niners are kicking butt.