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femdomdestiny 03-21-2014 12:30 PM

Cat owners: question
 
I have a huge problem with local cats in my backyard. They are pissing all over, often inside holes for ventilation of my car. That means that I need to smell piss,while i am driving. This is terrible, and they are also sleeping on car roof (convertible with soft roof) and often,cats are sharping claws on it.

I am trying to somehow catch them and drive far away so I've bought human trap and until now, not a single cat was caught.

Don't ask me how..they manage to run away or even eat food inside without closing trap (last night they had potatoes and beef and when I went out to see what is going on, there was a cat sitting near trap with her stomach full..just looking at me).

So, while I am trying to catch them somehow, I should at least try to make them avoid my space an d I was thinking to put something that they don't like and can be outside.

So, questions is: Are there some smells they don't like ? :Oh crap

Barefootsies 03-21-2014 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20023236)
Don't ask me how..they manage to run away or even eat food inside without closing trap (last night they had potatoes and beef and when I went out to see what is going on, there was a cat sitting near trap with her stomach full..just looking at me).


EddyTheDog 03-21-2014 12:36 PM

I assume you know they are not pet cats - It would be a shame if you drove some old ladies best friend into the bush never to be seen again...

Try one of those really big pet stores - They have a repellent that will keep them away.....

EddyTheDog 03-21-2014 12:39 PM

There 100's of them...

http://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-P...ies/3024144011

You can get ultrasonic noise things as well - They worked when I had mice.....

StinkyPink 03-21-2014 12:42 PM

cayan pepper, any pepper really so long as enough is used...

nikki99 03-21-2014 12:44 PM

I miss my black kitten :(

pinkz 03-21-2014 12:45 PM

grab some lion/tiger or other large feline poo from your nearest zoo, make it into a liquid and spray it around the perimeter of your property. This method works 100% tried and tested.

femdomdestiny 03-21-2014 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20023241)
I assume you know they are not pet cats - It would be a shame if you drove some old ladies best friend into the bush never to be seen again...

Try one of those really big pet stores - They have a repellent that will keep them away.....

Nope, they are not owned by anyone. just wild cats browsing around and making problems, jumping on cars,pissing around, fucking loud, etc. I was already in some pet store and when Ive told them that I want to use it outside, they told me there is no help in that case.

I am preparing tuna for them tonight...fuck,I am looking at video surveilance, one just jumped on car cover to check it out.

femdomdestiny 03-21-2014 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink (Post 20023248)
cayan pepper, any pepper really so long as enough is used...

Already tried, all over the roof, but no effect. I was thinking maybe something like some vegetables or fruits?

lyno 03-21-2014 12:51 PM

Lemon, orange, all citrus fruits should do.



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femdomdestiny 03-21-2014 12:51 PM

OK,I've just found some gelee, they said it will work even after rain:
http://www.petbox.rs/sites/default/f...e/hu_15984.jpg

deltav 03-21-2014 12:52 PM

Those are some rude felines, cat piss is one of the nastier smells out there.

If the cat repellent isn't available locally (you're in Serbia, right?) can you order online? I used some for a cat that was using my garden as a litterbox and killing the birds that come to my feeders, it seemed to work. Forget the brand tho.

2MuchMark 03-21-2014 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20023236)
I have a huge problem with local cats in my backyard. They are pissing all over, often inside holes for ventilation of my car. That means that I need to smell piss,while i am driving. This is terrible, and they are also sleeping on car roof (convertible with soft roof) and often,cats are sharping claws on it.

I am trying to somehow catch them and drive far away so I've bought human trap and until now, not a single cat was caught.

Don't ask me how..they manage to run away or even eat food inside without closing trap (last night they had potatoes and beef and when I went out to see what is going on, there was a cat sitting near trap with her stomach full..just looking at me).

So, while I am trying to catch them somehow, I should at least try to make them avoid my space an d I was thinking to put something that they don't like and can be outside.

So, questions is: Are there some smells they don't like ? :Oh crap


Oranges and Orange juice. Try splashing some orange juice around where the cats hang out.

femdomdestiny 03-21-2014 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by deltav (Post 20023269)
Those are some rude felines, cat piss is one of the nastier smells out there.

If the cat repellent isn't available locally (you're in Serbia, right?) can you order online? I used some for a cat that was using my garden as a litterbox and killing the birds that come to my feeders, it seemed to work. Forget the brand tho.

Yes, we in Serbia don't have even what it takes for people (soap,shampoo,toothpaste..), and most of us don't even eat every day, so I guess there are no animal repellents available and if they are there, people probably buy it quickly and use to wash dishes. Of course, everything when making a pause after eating small children and raping innocent women.(what else Serbs do when there is no war available,right). I mean, asking me can I order it online is really rude when you take everything into consideration. :thumbsup

Anyway, I've just found dozen different products and will order them right now, I hope they will be here on monday, so I will combine crystals , gelee and spray .

femdomdestiny 03-21-2014 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20023276)
Oranges and Orange juice. Try splashing some orange juice around where the cats hang out.

yep, something like that..I've tried lemon mixed with coffee. someone told me to try but it didn't work.

brassmonkey 03-21-2014 01:00 PM

onions are poison to cats :2 cents: you can also try fox urine or get a dog

Wellness Cash 03-21-2014 01:01 PM

Shoot them, then sell them to your local Chinese restaurant for a tidy profit :)

_Richard_ 03-21-2014 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Wellness Cash (Post 20023282)
Shoot them, then sell them to your local Chinese restaurant for a tidy profit :)

http://replygif.net/i/608.gif

CourtneyR 03-21-2014 01:11 PM

try keep out.
http://www.petlanddiscounts.com/webV...cts/296480.jpg
I believe they also make a powder version that you sprinkle outside.

CyberHustler 03-21-2014 01:12 PM

Get a dog...

femdomdestiny 03-21-2014 01:12 PM

why they are putting photos of cute animals on those products? :1orglaugh

CyberHustler 03-21-2014 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 20023286)

She could get the pipe...

PornDiscounts-V 03-21-2014 01:14 PM

Pellet guns work well. Get a pump kind. Two pumps to scare and ten to kill.

brassmonkey 03-21-2014 01:15 PM

get a large onion and 3 cans of tuna blender it put on paper plates and put them in your back yard :2 cents:

MK Ultra 03-21-2014 01:15 PM

http://cdn2.list25.com/wp-content/up.../Slide1189.jpg

:winkwink:

femdomdestiny 03-21-2014 01:18 PM

civilized solutions only...no poison, aggressive dogs or guns.
This is old but always interesting


newB 03-21-2014 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20023236)
I've bought human trap and until now, not a single cat was caught.

I think I found your problem. How many humans have you caught? :1orglaugh

klinton 03-21-2014 01:20 PM

maybe you should ask yourself question: is it better to have cats in your backyard or rats and mouses ? ;-)

pornmasta 03-21-2014 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20023279)
Of course, everything when making a pause after eating small children and raping innocent women.(what else Serbs do when there is no war available,right). .

i knew it ! :mad:

deltav 03-21-2014 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20023279)
Yes, we in Serbia don't have even what it takes for people (soap,shampoo,toothpaste..), and most of us don't even eat every day, so I guess there are no animal repellents available and if they are there, people probably buy it quickly and use to wash dishes. Of course, everything when making a pause after eating small children and raping innocent women.(what else Serbs do when there is no war available,right). I mean, asking me can I order it online is really rude when you take everything into consideration. :thumbsup

Duuuude. I was just trying to remember where you're from to be friendly, wasn't implying anything at all. I have Serbian friends & shit and am going there in the next year or so. And I have no idea how many fucking brands of cat spray are out there, maybe they're not available everywhere because it's not exactly a well known product.

Why people gotta be so negative here, I have no idea.

femdomdestiny 03-21-2014 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by deltav (Post 20023315)
Duuuude. I was just trying to remember where you're from to be friendly, wasn't implying anything at all. I have Serbian friends & shit and am going there in the next year or so. And I have no idea how many fucking brands of cat spray are out there, maybe they're not available everywhere because it's not exactly a well known product.

Why people gotta be so negative here, I have no idea.

It was a joke.:winkwink:

_Richard_ 03-21-2014 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by newB (Post 20023308)
I think I found your problem. How many humans have you caught? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

'i keep putting out all this meat and other foods, but don't understand why there is so many cats' :1orglaugh:1orglaugh sorry :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20023317)
It was a joke.:winkwink:

yea time to look up 'fatalistic humour' lol

Nice_Nick 03-21-2014 02:50 PM

I have had a huge problem with feral cats for a few years now so I totally understand.

I actually managed to get a cat catcher who took away the babies (they were a couple of weeks old) and rehomed them. The female cat was then neutered and after that the number of cats dropped considerably.
I didn't realise but the male cats follow the female cat around (looking for sex). Females can have several litters each year which of course adds to the problem.

Getting the female neutered is the best solution.

I tried all sorts of smelly things, spikes, water. The lion stuff, ultosonic but none of it works.

The lady that caught the cats used a trap which was left out overnight. Don't expect instant results they are pretty cunning.

deltav 03-21-2014 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 20023322)
yea time to look up 'fatalistic humour' lol

Caught me off guard, normally Serbs are so wholesome.

_Richard_ 03-21-2014 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by deltav (Post 20023390)
Caught me off guard, normally Serbs are so wholesome.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

pornmasta 03-21-2014 03:20 PM

i have an idea: add a sign and write "serbs inside"

1215 03-21-2014 06:00 PM

they don't like the smell of a pitbull's teeth.

however, i have a cat, and that would be really mean.

just find one fat black cat, feed it everything, then make it the fat monster greedy cat. it will chase other cats away.

you can even paint stripes on it and offer neighborhood kids $5 zebra rides.

pornmasta 03-21-2014 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20023307)


this grey cat looks funny as hell

EvaCash 03-21-2014 11:23 PM

Vinegar should solve your problem.

Seth Manson 03-21-2014 11:33 PM

You arent setting your trap right. You want the trigger to be barely engaged on the center plate... file it smooth if you have to, so it doesnt snag. Those traps work great but sometimes they need a little work.


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