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ZeroHero 02-10-2015 02:34 PM

Meet the people who have volunteered to die on Mars
 
Thousands of people are competing to be the first humans to travel to Mars and colonize it. The only catch--they can never come back. Ever.

Good read :thumbsup

Meet the people who have volunteered to die on Mars - Boing Boing

aka123 02-10-2015 02:37 PM

The title is a bit missleading. For example I haven't been voluteered to die in anywhere. Now the title suggests that they go to Mars and die shortly after.

Those people are volunteered to go to Mars and to stay there (populate). Dying is just the same outcome than it would be around here on Earth.

Harmon 02-10-2015 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20389360)
The title is a bit missleading. For example I haven't been voluteered to die in anywhere.

Those people are volunteered to go to Mars and to stay there (populate). Dying is just the same outcome than it would be around here on Earth.

Fuck you and your wildlife fund sig.

aka123 02-10-2015 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20389365)
Fuck you and your wildlife fund sig.

I understand the GFY part, but I ain't fucking sigs.

mineistaken 02-10-2015 02:42 PM

All the suicidals should apply :)
Go out with the bang, lol.

Harmon 02-10-2015 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20389369)
I understand the GFY part, but I ain't fucking sigs.

Nor are you English language.

aka123 02-10-2015 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20389376)
Nor are you English language.

No, I am not English language or any language. :)

ZeroHero 02-10-2015 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20389360)
The title is a bit missleading. For example I haven't been voluteered to die in anywhere. Now the title suggests that they go to Mars and die shortly after.

Those people are volunteered to go to Mars and to stay there (populate). Dying is just the same outcome than it would be around here on Earth.

Yup i get it what you want to say, but they will die anyway right?
Who know maybe people cant reproduce on Mars, does anyone do it? :winkwink:

aka123 02-10-2015 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeroHero (Post 20389381)
Yup i get it what you want to say, but they will die anyway right?
Who know maybe people cant reproduce on Mars, does anyone do it? :winkwink:

Of course there are serious risks, but the mission is to populate, not die. :)

CurrentlySober 02-10-2015 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20389383)
Of course there are serious risks, but the mission is to populate, not die. :)

Nope - Reread the link in the OP... They say that they CANNOT populate

Quote:

What you?ll have to live without:

Sex. Colonists will be discouraged from intercourse because supplies won?t support the arrival of a space baby.
They ARE basically being sent up there to die... :2 cents:

ZeroHero 02-10-2015 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20389383)
Of course there are serious risks, but the mission is to populate, not die. :)

When you are making your blogs what you put: Make Sex or Make love?

ZeroHero 02-10-2015 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20389394)
Nope - Reread the link in the OP... They say that they CANNOT populate



They ARE basically being sent up there to die... :2 cents:

:thumbsup

aka123 02-10-2015 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20389394)
Nope - Reread the link in the OP... They say that they CANNOT populate

OK, although they talked about colonization and the beginning. If they just hang out and die, that ain't colonization; more like exploration.

CurrentlySober 02-10-2015 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20389401)
OK, although they talked about colonization and the beginning.

I agree, thats what I thought before I actually read the article in full :thumbsup

dyna mo 02-10-2015 02:55 PM

it states at the conclusion of the article that sex is "discouraged".

aka123 02-10-2015 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeroHero (Post 20389395)
When you are making your blogs what you put: Make Sex or Make love?

Make love, or have sex.

ZeroHero 02-10-2015 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20389405)
it states at the conclusion of the article that sex is "discouraged".

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Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20389406)
Make love, or have sex.

i was making simple example about that YOU open the tread cuz it says DIE also on the blog that people are more interested if they "die" then colonize the planet, just my opinion

aka123 02-10-2015 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeroHero (Post 20389412)
i was making simple example about that YOU open the tread cuz it says DIE also on the blog that people are more interested if they "die" then colonize the planet, just my opinion

I get it. And in this case the colonize would describe it falsely.

TeenCat 02-10-2015 03:11 PM

all the people are just lazy and dont want to work anywhere, if they will stay on planet earth, they will be some flower people travelling around the planet, working short time on some kind of voluntary job thinking how succesful they are ... not telling their life is bad, just saying, bye and enjoy, friends from planet mars! :1orglaugh

mineistaken 02-10-2015 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeroHero (Post 20389395)
When you are making your blogs what you put: Make Sex or Make love?

Not a correct comparison. Die and populate is not synonyms like make love and have sex :)

ZeroHero 02-10-2015 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20389429)
Not a correct comparison. Die and populate is not synonyms like make love and have sex :)

yup probably you are right, i was in hurry to answer him :)

blackmonsters 02-10-2015 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeroHero (Post 20389381)
Yup i get it what you want to say, but they will die anyway right?
Who know maybe people cant reproduce on Mars, does anyone do it? :winkwink:

Spermatozoa cannot swim in anti-gravity; there tails wave but they don't go anywhere.

:1orglaugh

ZeroHero 02-10-2015 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20389473)
Spermatozoa cannot swim in anti-gravity; there tails wave but they don't go anywhere.

:1orglaugh

:thumbsup

bronco67 02-10-2015 04:44 PM

Why is there "never going to be sex on Mars" as the interviewer says in the video.

If there's people there, then some fucking will be going on. Did you see that girl in the video? I'd call dibs on that one the minute I board the spaceship.

Phoenix 02-10-2015 05:17 PM

I would go at like 65. Do good work for as long as possible. Take steroids and whatever pills possible to work hard..buo forming..building domes...water treatment...etc

oppoten 02-10-2015 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20389365)
Fuck you and your wildlife fund sig.

Fuck you and your funny avatars :1orglaugh

beerptrol 02-10-2015 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20389405)
it states at the conclusion of the article that sex is "discouraged".

I see a fleshlight and sextoy sponsorship in the making

TheSquealer 02-10-2015 05:37 PM

We are animals. This "experiment" will prove exactly that. Lord of the Flies on Mars. We are brainless chimps. Jealousy, mental illness, tribal behaviors, stress, paranoia etc etc etc.. All that will be left less than 10 years later, assuming they survive impact and getting set up will be nothing but skeletons with cracked skulls and a final, larger skeleton dead, sitting upright in a throne-like chair.

MaDalton 02-10-2015 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20389473)
Spermatozoa cannot swim in anti-gravity; there tails wave but they don't go anywhere.

:1orglaugh

there's gravity on Mars :winkwink:


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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20389587)
We are animals. This "experiment" will prove exactly that. Lord of the Flies on Mars. We are brainless chimps. Jealousy, mental illness, tribal behaviors, stress, paranoia etc etc etc.. All that will be left less than 10 years later, assuming they survive impact and getting set up will be nothing but skeletons with cracked skulls and a final, larger skeleton dead, sitting upright in a throne-like chair.

once in a while i have to agree with you

AmeliaG 02-10-2015 08:47 PM

If I got to be one of the first people to arrive on Mars in a colony ship, you can be damn sure I would include sex in my celebration. I'd wonder about anyone who said they wouldn't.

pornmasta 02-10-2015 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20389376)
Nor are you English language.

he lives in finnishishtan

crockett 02-10-2015 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20389587)
We are animals. This "experiment" will prove exactly that. Lord of the Flies on Mars. We are brainless chimps. Jealousy, mental illness, tribal behaviors, stress, paranoia etc etc etc.. All that will be left less than 10 years later, assuming they survive impact and getting set up will be nothing but skeletons with cracked skulls and a final, larger skeleton dead, sitting upright in a throne-like chair.

Jesus you are always negative as fuck..

They will send a first group there and then more will be sent. It's not a send them to the little space capsule and see what happens 20 years later. They will send a first group to see if humans can actually survive and thrive then more people will be sent assuming it's all a go.

ilnjscb 02-10-2015 09:55 PM

They need 6 billion minimum; they've raised a few million ... Not gonna happen

pornmasta 02-10-2015 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 20389765)
They need 6 billion minimum; they've raised a few million ... Not gonna happen

see sig ;)

TheSquealer 02-10-2015 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20389752)
Jesus you are always negative as fuck..

Thanks for that. It really puts things into perspective when it's coming from GFY's brightest ray of sunshine and joy who spends his days sharing his seemingly endless bounty of good cheer, laughter and happiness.

To be honest, i find myself a bit ashamed now.

Mutt 02-11-2015 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20389587)
We are animals. This "experiment" will prove exactly that. Lord of the Flies on Mars. We are brainless chimps. Jealousy, mental illness, tribal behaviors, stress, paranoia etc etc etc.. All that will be left less than 10 years later, assuming they survive impact and getting set up will be nothing but skeletons with cracked skulls and a final, larger skeleton dead, sitting upright in a throne-like chair.

I don't think it would be that bad, the people they select won't be the brainless chimps of GFY, they'll be gone over psychologically and physically with a fine tooth comb many times. I'm sure some will succumb to the stress but most will do what they were sent to do and die stoically.

Now if they had only GFY to choose from, that rocket ship isn't even getting off the launch pad - the sound of crying would drown out the rocket engine, the smell of shit being thrown against the walls and deposited in their spacesuits ..........

aka123 02-11-2015 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20389587)
We are animals. This "experiment" will prove exactly that.

You don't have to go to Mars for that.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...c_tree.svg.png

I guess that some plants, etc. will be sent too. Maybe they will whack the settlers before they get whacked. Or is that too plantistic?

REDhorse 02-11-2015 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20389365)
Fuck you and your wildlife fund sig.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ZeroHero 02-11-2015 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20389882)
You don't have to go to Mars for that.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...c_tree.svg.png

I guess that some plants, etc. will be sent too. Maybe they will whack the settlers before they get whacked. Or is that too plantistic?

yo you know to cook meth or something? :1orglaugh

hadden 02-11-2015 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20389882)
You don't have to go to Mars for that.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...c_tree.svg.png

I guess that some plants, etc. will be sent too. Maybe they will whack the settlers before they get whacked. Or is that too plantistic?

On a neutral playing field, the plants will have time on us humans and numbers and while terraforming they may opt to eat the only natural food source available. Us.


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