Post your favorite movies quotes
 

"This town is like one big pussy, just waiting to get fucked."

"History is written by those who would hang heroes."

--"You are a useless cunt. Get used to it."



--"The interim is mine."

"You just shot an unarmed man" - Little Bill
"He should have armed himself..." - Bill Munny

all time favorite

"He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy!"

"say hello to my little friend!"

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"Time of your life, huh kid?"

"Hey, Don't Knock Masturbation. It's Sex With Someone i love"

Don't really have one ...

"He wants to know if you are gods."

"Not gods - Englishmen. The next best thing. "

The Man Who Would Be King

Amosphère? Atmosphère? Est-ce que j'ai une gueule d'atmosphère?

"My friend, Thomas Jefferson is an American saint because he wrote the words 'All men are created equal', words he clearly didn't believe since he allowed his own children to live in slavery. He's a rich white snob who's sick of paying taxes to the Brits. So, yeah, he writes some lovely words and aroused the rabble and they went and died for those words while he sat back and drank his wine and fucked his slave girl. This guy wants to tell me we're living in a community? Don't make me laugh. I'm living in America, and in America you're on your own. America's not a country. It's just a business. Now fuckin' pay me."

"One does not applaud the tenor for clearing his throat"

"It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I don't care"

^^^that would round out my top three

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... A girl's gotta have her standards.

This place is fantastic; it's like "Gone With The Wind" on mescaline. They walk imaginary pets here, Garland---on a fucking leash. And they're all heavily armed and drunk. New York is boring! ~ John Kelso ~ Movie: Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil

"norbit was here dont nobody else eat turkey ass!"

Yippee ki yay, motherfucker! :P

What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.

"Never let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking."

I am reminded of several of several GFYers (you know who you are) when I think of this quote: :thumbsup

You know what? I still hate you, but you got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.
Yeah, I got 'em from the 70's, 80's and 90's. It's like masturbating in a time machine.

I had to come all the way from the highway and byways of Tallahassee, Florida to MotorCity, Detroit to find my true love. If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would never have guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together. And til this day, the events that followed all still seems like a distant dream. But the dream was real and was to change our lives forever. I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing and things seemed to be getting so shitty. And he'd say, "that's the way it goes, but don't forget, it goes the other way too." That's the way romance is... Usually, that's the way it goes, but every once in awhile, it goes the other way too.

Just one of many from True Romance.

"the truth? you cant handle the truth!"

Not the face.. not the fucking face ya piece of bitch trash!

"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."

"The end" --Any movie with an ending.

You fucked up... you trusted us!

"you ever get your shit pushed in holmes?" - training day

"these go to 11"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeOXsA8sp_E

Mike: Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know? And half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I'm gonna tell you something T. Are you listening?

Trent: Yeah, I'm listening.

Mike: I'm not gonna be one of those assholes. Alright? It just makes me sick. It's like, some nasty skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is, is gonna front me? It makes me want to fuckin' puke!


Ive always liked this scene from Swingers, its definitely why many do not like the club scene

"The King stay the King."

"Team of horses?! We can't afford to lose a team of horses!" "Send out a couple n**gers"

The dwarf lives til we find a cock merchant.

Bring out the Gimp!