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wehateporn 07-23-2015 07:43 AM

Historians Finally Admit Hitler Did Not Shoot Himself In The Head
 

American historians have finally disproved the official explanation of Hitler?s death, by proving that the skull with a bullet hole found by Russians in 1946, actually belonged to a woman.

DNA analyses on the skull performed by the University of Connecticut have shocked scientists, and have left experts debating whether Hitler survived and escaped Germany as many popular ?conspiracy theories? suggest.

Continued Historians Finally Admit Hitler Did Not Shoot Himself In The Head | Your News Wire

mineistaken 07-23-2015 07:57 AM

Hitler is alive, living amongst us. Conspiracy proven.

pornmasta 07-23-2015 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20531395)
Hitler is alive, living amongst us. Conspiracy proven.

You are right :disgust

Rochard 07-23-2015 08:19 AM

I don't believe this proves anything. They found a skull they thought was Hitler, but instead was a woman.

People need to understand that moment in time - it was incredibility chaotic. Parents were killing their spouses and entire families because the thought of living in a Germany without Hitler in the Nazi party was "not worth living in". Some of this happened in Hitler's bunker. Then factor in the scene at the German Chancellery, being bombed for weeks, and thousands of people died at the scene. It was pure madness.

All this proves is that the skull they thought belonged to Hitler is not in fact Hitler.

The conspiracy theories about Hitler escaping Germany and living in South America are plausible. A lot of high ranking Nazi members did in fact escape the end and ended up in South America. All of those were eventually found out, however. It's very possible that the Nazi party had a plane standing by for Hitler, took him to a submarine set aside exactly for that purpose (although I believe his personal pilot was caught, and all submarines accounted for). The problem with conspiracy theories is that eventually they come to light and sixty years later there is no direct evidence Hitler escaped. Everyone from the bunker tells a very similar story.

Barry-xlovecam 07-23-2015 08:21 AM

Hitler just ate shit and died ...

mineistaken 07-23-2015 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20531410)
Hitler just ate shit and died ...

currentlyretarded is proof that you do not die from it

Rob 07-23-2015 08:33 AM

Hitler would have been 57 in 1945 when he reportedly died. That means if he didn't die in the bunker with a round to the dome, he would be 127 years old today - in other words, dead as hell. He's not walking around on the moon with Elvis or sipping daiquiris with Tupac off on some Caribbean island. Regardless how how or when he died, he's dead now.

JFK 07-23-2015 08:33 AM

So, OK, he shot his naggin biacch of a wife Eva, escaped and lived happily ever after :Graucho

mineistaken 07-23-2015 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20531427)
Hitler would have been 57 in 1945 when he reportedly died. That means if he didn't die in the bunker with a round to the dome, he would be 127 years old today - in other words, dead as hell. He's not walking around on the moon with Elvis or sipping daiquiris with Tupac off on some Caribbean island. Regardless how how or when he died, he's dead now.

He had all his best scientists to find special medicine that prolonged his life to +- 135 years. :2 cents:

dyna mo 07-23-2015 08:41 AM

this was covered by one of those lame ass history channel documentaries way back like 6 or 7 years ago.

TheLegacy 07-23-2015 08:45 AM

So many stories surrounding Hitler from Russian's spreading his ashes to escaping on a plane - sub - even going to a south pole UFO facility. End of day - he wasn't heard of anymore and has long since passed. There are some things we'll never know and can only speculate

Black All Through 07-23-2015 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20531435)
this was covered by one of those lame ass history channel documentaries way back like 6 or 7 years ago.

Thats right. :thumbsup

ilnjscb 07-23-2015 09:08 AM

I'm going to guess that "yournewswire" is a news wire service for the common man, so that any asshole with 79.95 can drop a "press release" on the wire to 500 "respectable" news outlets.

CurrentlySober 07-23-2015 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20531419)
currentlymyidol is proof that you do not die from it

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... :2 cents:

baggg 07-23-2015 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20531408)

The conspiracy theories about Hitler escaping Germany and living in South America are plausible.

https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler

pornmasta 07-23-2015 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20531427)
Hitler would have been 57 in 1945

Aliens...

pornguy 07-23-2015 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baggg (Post 20531481)

I would trust that ones info about as much as the info from the Vatican Vaults

MiamiBoyz 07-23-2015 09:34 AM

Hitler lived a long life in Argentina and died of old age.

_Richard_ 07-23-2015 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 20531468)
I'm going to guess that "yournewswire" is a news wire service for the common man, so that any asshole with 79.95 can drop a "press release" on the wire to 500 "respectable" news outlets.

the guardian posted it first, however:

Russia casts doubt on Hitler skull theory - Telegraph

russians never heard of the guy, and apparently it's the jawbone that matters

baggg 07-23-2015 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 20531493)
I would trust that ones info about as much as the info from the Vatican Vaults

What?You dont trust official FBI archives with hundreds of original documents?Why is that?

aka123 07-23-2015 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20531388)
American historians have finally disproved the official explanation of Hitler’s death, by proving that the skull with a bullet hole found by Russians in 1946, actually belonged to a woman.

So, they found woman's skull and now they made the conclusion that Hitler didn't shoot himself in the head? I would get this if they would have found Hitler's skull without bullet hole, but finding some other skull and making assumptions about Hitler based on that? Come on..

aka123 07-23-2015 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baggg (Post 20531541)
What?You dont trust official FBI archives with hundreds of original documents?Why is that?

"FBI Files indicate that the Bureau investigated some of the rumors of Hitler’s survival."

https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler


Holy shit, this changes everything. They investigated rumors. :)

Maybe about Loch Ness too, what would prove everything.. about investigating rumors about Loch Ness.

iFriends 07-23-2015 11:31 AM

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...an-d3e5ava.jpg

poncabare 07-23-2015 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iFriends (Post 20531585)


so spot on

GregE 07-23-2015 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iFriends (Post 20531585)

Well, that settles it then.
/thread

PR_Glen 07-23-2015 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20531494)
Hitler lived a long life in Argentina and died of old age.

proven by nobody never.

SekobA 07-23-2015 01:47 PM

Good to know they will never admit that he nas killed

aka123 07-23-2015 01:48 PM

Hitler had Parkinson's disease. If he lived after the war, he probably didn't live that well or long.

Google Expert 07-23-2015 02:49 PM

Hitler went to a secret moon base.

MaDalton 07-23-2015 03:23 PM

i always said: surviving would have been a much bigger punishment for him than death

but since several people witnessed his dead body being carried out, that topic is no topic

and the OP is an idiot

SilentKnight 07-23-2015 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20531408)
I don't believe this proves anything. They found a skull they thought was Hitler, but instead was a woman.

People need to understand that moment in time - it was incredibility chaotic. Parents were killing their spouses and entire families because the thought of living in a Germany without Hitler in the Nazi party was "not worth living in". Some of this happened in Hitler's bunker. Then factor in the scene at the German Chancellery, being bombed for weeks, and thousands of people died at the scene. It was pure madness.

All this proves is that the skull they thought belonged to Hitler is not in fact Hitler.

The conspiracy theories about Hitler escaping Germany and living in South America are plausible. A lot of high ranking Nazi members did in fact escape the end and ended up in South America. All of those were eventually found out, however. It's very possible that the Nazi party had a plane standing by for Hitler, took him to a submarine set aside exactly for that purpose (although I believe his personal pilot was caught, and all submarines accounted for). The problem with conspiracy theories is that eventually they come to light and sixty years later there is no direct evidence Hitler escaped. Everyone from the bunker tells a very similar story.

Ever seen the movie The Odessa File?

If not, take the time to watch it.

pornmasta 07-23-2015 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20531870)
but since several people witnessed his dead body being carried out, that topic is no topic

and the OP is an idiot

come on, we are here on GFY because we are seeking hidden truths :winkwink:

Useless Warrior 07-23-2015 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20531870)
but since several people witnessed his dead body being carried out, that topic is no topic

and the OP is an idiot

Exactly. He and Eva Braun committed suicide in the bunker, and their bodies were burned outside. Those who survived from the bunker had been interrogated and interviewed many, many times during the following decades. Hitler shot himself. Eva bit a cyanide capsule.

adultmobile 07-23-2015 07:43 PM

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The Porn Nerd 07-23-2015 09:40 PM

Hitler Fun Facts:

He had one testicle.
He designed the Volkswagon Beetle.
He liked to rub mint jelly on his nipples.

Which of these is false?

davidclickpapa 07-24-2015 02:35 AM

https://36.media.tumblr.com/7a3f3864...zpdfo1_500.jpg

iFriends 07-24-2015 08:13 AM

This is what really went down


seeandsee 07-24-2015 08:15 AM

Argentina was for him!

iFriends 07-24-2015 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20532099)
Hitler Fun Facts:

He had one testicle.
He designed the Volkswagon Beetle.
He liked to rub mint jelly on his nipples.

Which of these is false?

Mint jelly is false.
I believe he was also addicted to methamphetamines. That's what some are saying now.

dyna mo 07-24-2015 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20532099)
Hitler Fun Facts:

He had one testicle.
He designed the Volkswagon Beetle.
He liked to rub mint jelly on his nipples.

Which of these is false?

that he designed the beetle.


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