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Joshua G 09-12-2015 05:21 PM

which is better - russian or ukrainian mail order brides?
 
i am looking for massive breasts, ugly face. never says no to sex. which is best country for this?

thanks.

:)

Spunky 09-12-2015 05:38 PM

Thankfully never had any experience with either

Phoenix 09-12-2015 05:45 PM

i only have experience with hot asian girls. sorry:)

Mr Pheer 09-12-2015 05:48 PM

Maybe SputnikSEO can help you?

The Porn Nerd 09-12-2015 05:49 PM

Stay away from Russians.
Ukranians are cool....but stay away from them, too.

Big tits and ugly faces desperate for sex? Any mamacita in the barrio baby. :D

SilentKnight 09-12-2015 05:55 PM

You didn't specify length of armpit hair.

sandman! 09-12-2015 06:07 PM

why not get 1 of each ??

AllAboutCams 09-12-2015 07:11 PM

Get a post op lady boy from Thailand and never have to worry about getting here pregnant.

SilentKnight 09-12-2015 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshua G (Post 20578038)
i am looking for massive breasts, ugly face. never says no to sex. which is best country for this?

Have you checked Britain?


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georgeyw 09-12-2015 07:37 PM

Russian and Ukranian women are 100% batshit crazy. Steer clear of them!

j3rkules 09-12-2015 08:11 PM

You are going to regret it...

klinton 09-13-2015 12:38 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
and why is that ?
Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 20578082)
Russian and Ukranian women are 100% batshit crazy. Steer clear of them!


Relic 09-13-2015 12:40 AM

They are biters.

freecartoonporn 09-13-2015 12:46 AM

if they offer exchange then why not try both ?

CurrentlySober 09-13-2015 01:13 AM

i cunt a4d a wife... :(

just a punk 09-13-2015 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshua G (Post 20578038)
which is better - russian or ukrainian mail order brides?

Both are scam. You will lose some money in the best case. In worst case you will lose your house.

"Oh, I'm a poor super model miss Russia/Ukraine 2015. Nobody wants me here and I want to live in the USA with a men of my dream - an ugly fat and old farmer from Oklahoma! I will be the best wife ever and turn your life into heaven! Could you please send me $500 to make a visa, sweetheart? Blah-blah-blah..."

I'm not kidding man, stay away from this shit.

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etc...

Use Google translate to read :2 cents:

klinton 09-13-2015 02:17 AM

there you go, a lot of ukrainian "brides", many of them ready for work as low as 300 UAH
????? ?????? , ???? ??????, ???????????, ?????, ??????????? ??????, ????????, ???????, ???????, ???????, ????, ?????, ??????? ?????, ????, ????

howver, you have to be there in person

just a punk 09-13-2015 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 20578212)
there you go, a lot of ukrainian "brides", many of them ready for work as low as 300 UAH
????? ?????? , ???? ??????, ???????????, ?????, ??????????? ??????, ????????, ???????, ???????, ???????, ????, ?????, ??????? ?????, ????, ????

howver, you have to be there in person

Yep. The only way to have sex with a real Ukrainian girl. FYI: the Ukraine is a visa-free country, so go ahead ;) Anyways most of those are always looking for a way to relocate to Moscow. The prices here are much higher and almost every second whore is from the Ukraine. But once again, if you want it cheap and can't get Russian visa (which is really hard one), go to Kiev or Odessa :2 cents:

P.S. Don't forget to use a condom, because according to the stats, every 4th Ukrainian whore is HIV-positive.

LetterTwenty7 09-13-2015 04:32 AM

You guys always make my day! So many clever ppl here :D

mineistaken 09-13-2015 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20578216)
can't get Russian visa (which is really hard one)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hard for whom, for Iraqis? :1orglaugh

You just go, pay the fee and get it. Easier than anything. Tested fact. Never heard about anyone being rejected. Even peasant type who go just to buy there cheaper stuff never heard of rejection, lol.

mineistaken 09-13-2015 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 20578212)
there you go, a lot of ukrainian "brides", many of them ready for work as low as 300 UAH
????? ?????? , ???? ??????, ???????????, ?????, ??????????? ??????, ????????, ???????, ???????, ???????, ????, ?????, ??????? ?????, ????, ????

howver, you have to be there in person

I just did a quick search and prices are like 100-200-300 usd/hour.

300 UAH is like 12 eur, that sounds way off (for models of that quality from your link).

Edit: found some 45eur/hr as well.

klinton 09-13-2015 06:59 AM

not really. trust me :winkwink:
if salary is 250 euros/month (or less), what do you think would be going rate ?:winkwink::winkwink:
Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20578330)
I just did a quick search and prices are like 100-200-300 usd/hour.

300 UAH is like 12 eur, that sounds way off (for models of that quality from your link).

Edit: found some 45eur/hr as well.


klinton 09-13-2015 07:00 AM

for Haitians from Cuba :1orglaugh:winkwink:
but its true that getting is kind of pain the ass. likey would discourage anyone from visiting their huge, cold,muddy and often drunk country....
Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20578329)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hard for whom, for Iraqis? :1orglaugh

You just go, pay the fee and get it. Easier than anything. Tested fact. Never heard about anyone being rejected. Even peasant type who go just to buy there cheaper stuff never heard of rejection, lol.


JFK 09-13-2015 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LetterTwenty7 (Post 20578273)
You guys always make my day! So many clever ppl here :D

OMG The secret's out :Graucho

VikingMan 09-13-2015 08:21 AM

Make sure you find one named Olga or Svetlana. Those girls are very rare. Make sure you send plenty of momey before you meet or even talk on the phone so she knows you care.

RazorSharpe 09-13-2015 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20578216)
Yep. The only way to have sex with a real Ukrainian girl. FYI: the Ukraine is a visa-free country, so go ahead ;) Anyways most of those are always looking for a way to relocate to Moscow. The prices here are much higher and almost every second whore is from the Ukraine. But once again, if you want it cheap and can't get Russian visa (which is really hard one), go to Kiev or Odessa :2 cents:

P.S. Don't forget to use a condom, because according to the stats, every 4th Ukrainian whore is HIV-positive.

?????????? ?????????? ???????? ????? ??????????? -> ?????????? ? ?????? ????? ? ??????? ?????? -> ????? ??????

She can give me HIV any time she likes!

JA$ON 09-13-2015 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joshua G (Post 20578038)
i am looking for massive breasts, ugly face. never says no to sex. which is best country for this?

thanks.

:)

Sounds like a trip down to The South (Alabama, Mississippi etc) is just what you had in mind, and likely less expensive

ErectMedia 09-13-2015 10:06 AM

My best friend married a chick from Romania. Came here on a school visa and never left. Figured as soon as she was legit she'd jet out on his ass but they been married for quite a few years now and have a son. :2 cents:

I currently have a Venezuela friend staying with me for 2 1/2 months. No I won't be marrying her even though cute as hell as she has a boyfriend back home but I am enjoying getting spoiled on laundry folding, cleaning and awesome cooking. Hopefully she returns next year as well. I'll probably cry when she leaves as frozen meals will pop back into rotation. :1orglaugh

MaDalton 09-13-2015 10:23 AM

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Joshua G 09-13-2015 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20578052)
Stay away from Russians.
Ukranians are cool....but stay away from them, too.

Big tits and ugly faces desperate for sex? Any mamacita in the barrio baby. :D

yes a 4 foot 8, stout mexican with sagging bowling balls & no ass is just the ticket! :winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20578081)

:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 20578082)
Russian and Ukranian women are 100% batshit crazy. Steer clear of them!

i can live with crazy. im not really sane myself. just show me those tatas.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JA$ON (Post 20578411)
Sounds like a trip down to The South (Alabama, Mississippi etc) is just what you had in mind, and likely less expensive

im with you man i fucking love the south. :thumbsup

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Joshua G 09-13-2015 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 20578432)
My best friend married a chick from Romania. Came here on a school visa and never left. Figured as soon as she was legit she'd jet out on his ass but they been married for quite a few years now and have a son. :2 cents:

funny, i myself had a female roommate from chechnya in the late 90s. she got here same way, not going home off a student visa. she had a syrian boyfriend & it was through them i found out there are actually normal people in middle east. watching the media, who wouldda thunk it?

she asked me to marry her to stick around but no. boobs not big enough.

:(

Andreweb 09-14-2015 01:08 AM

Find a local bithc is always better !

just a punk 09-14-2015 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20578329)
Hard for whom, for Iraqis?

For everybody. You'll need a lot of papers, not even mention that you have to do a HIV test and must be clear for it if you're going to get a Russian visa.

Here ya go:

Step-by-step guide to getting a Russian Visa
An American’s nightmare with Russian visa | Europe Forum | Fodor's Travel Talk Forums
WHY A VISA TO RUSSIA IS SO DIFFICULT TO GET !
Moscow On The Hudson: The Pains Of Getting A Russian Visa - Gadling
Russian visa -more difficult?
etc...

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If you are traveling to Russia independently and want to save money on obtaining your Russian Visa, just follow the stages below to get a Russian Visa with minimal stress and hassle.

Decide on the dates

Before you try to apply for a Russian Visa, you should decide exactly when you are going to be traveling and which cities you are going to visit. This information must be included on your visa application.
Check your passport

Make sure your passport is valid for the dates you are planning to travel. Most consular departments will require that your passport is valid for at least six months after your planned departure date from Russia. You also need to ensure that you have the required number of clear pages in your passport (this also varies at different consular departments, but two is normally enough).
Decide what type of visa you need

The type of visa you will apply for depends on the purpose of your trip and the length of your stay. Most visitors to Russia require only the easily obtainable single-entry Tourist Visa, valid for one month. If you are planning to stay for longer, or need to enter Russia more than once during your trip, then you will need a Business Visa even if you're traveling for pleasure. Finally, if you're going to visit Russian friends, you may want to try getting a Private Visa - although this is only really worth it if you are visiting the provinces and are having difficulty finding a professional visa sponsor.
Find someone to sponsor your visa

Once you've decided on the type of visa you need, you will then need to find a person or company who will supply you with the documents required by Russian consular departments to process your visa application. These documents are usually referred to as visa support documents. If you are pre-booking accommodation in Russia, then nearly all hotels and most travel agencies will be able to issue you with the necessary documents to apply for a one-month Tourist Visa.

If you applying for a Tourist Visa you require the following relevant documents:

Tourist Voucher
Tourist Confirmation

These documents should be provided by a travel company or a hotel. These companies are referred to as visa sponsors. There are many travel companies who will, for a fee, act as visa sponsors and provide you with these documents without pre-booked accommodation. Both documents can be fitted on to one A4 sheet of paper if necessary, and they can be presented to most Russian consular departments as a faxed copy. Check with your nearest consular department to ensure that a fax is acceptable.

For Business Visas and Private Visas, you will require a Business Visa Invitation or Private Visa Invitation, issued by the Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs (for Business Invitations) or the Russian Ministry of the Interior (for Private Invitations) at the request of the company or individual who is sponsoring your visa application. Many travel companies are able to obtain such invitations for a fee, and can arrange to have them couriered to you if your consulate requires an original copy.
Find your nearest Russian Embassy or Consulate

Now you have all the documents you need to apply for a Russian Visa. The next step is to find the nearest Russian consular department which will accept your visa application. If you are unsure where that is, check the Russian Consular Locator. You will need to check the processing times, application rules and visa tariffs for each consular department separately.
Get an HIV test

If you are applying for a visa for longer than three months, you will need to provide, along with your application, a document certifying that you are HIV negative. Check with your nearest consular department concerning validity of HIV tests.
Get health insurance

Most Russian consular departments will require you to have health insurance covering the dates of your proposed trip and valid in Russia. If you already have travel health insurance, you will need to confirm that it covers the Russian Federation. You may also have to fill in an Insurance Card, noting the number and validity of your insurance policy.
Get your picture taken

Your visa application must be accompanied by a recent photo of yourself. In most cases, you will need to submit one passport-size color photograph taken against a white background. You must remember to sign the back of the photograph.
Fill in the application form

Along with your passport and your visa support documents, you will need to submit a completed Visa Application Form. You can download a blank form and find an example of a completed form with explanations here. Check with your nearest consular department that this form is valid with them before submitting your application. US, UK, Australian and Canadian citizens are required to fill in a longer and more detailed form (two pages) than the one for other nationalities.
Submit your application

Now you have everything ready, you can submit your documents to the nearest Russian Consular Department. If you have the time, we strongly recommend that you submit your application by post. It's cheaper and considerably easier than applying in person. However, the process can take up to one month and, as a rule, consular departments do not issue urgent visas by post. If you need a visa urgently, then check the opening hours of your nearest consular department, turn up as early as possible and, in many places, expect to queue. Don't forget that your application must be accompanied by the following documents:
Your passport
A completed Visa Application Form
Relevant visa support documents
Details of health insurance
One color photograph
HIV test results (if applying for a six-month or longer visa)
A postal or money order for the cost of your visa (if applying by post)
A self-addressed envelope with pre-paid postage (if applying by post)

Obtain your visa

Now all you can do is wait until your visa is issued. There is little point in trying to contact most Russian Consular Departments before the date you have been told your visa will be ready. In most cases, they will not answer any queries about the status of applications.
Obtain a Migration Card

Along with your Russian Visa, you will need to obtain a Migration Card at your point of entry into Russia. This is a form in English and Russian which you must complete and present at passport control. Half will be stamped and returned to you, and you must keep it with your visa until your departure.
Register your visa

Once you're inside the Russian Federation, the party that provides you with accommodation is obliged to register your visa within seven working days of entry. If you are traveling on a Tourist Visa and staying in a hotel, then it is almost certain will be able to register your visa at reception. In this case, the hotel will issue you with proof of registration, which you will be required to submit at passport control when you leave Russia.

If you are traveling on a Business or Private Visa, then you will be registered with a local department of the Federal Migration Service. The responsibility to register you lies with the person or company who is providing your accommodation or who has sponsored your visa, and they can now do this at any post office. To register you, they will need to show your passport there. They will then be issued with proof of registration, which you should carry until the end of your stay. Check with whoever is providing your visa support documents beforehand to ensure that they can take care of the registration process.
Make copies

We strongly recommend that you make photocopies of all your travel documents, including the main pages of your passport, your Russian Visa, and both sides of your migration card. Should you lose your passport or migration card during your stay, copies are almost certain to make things easier. They can also be carried with you instead of the original documents in case the Russian police wish to check your identity.
Good luck on that :thumbsup

P.S. But please believe me - the Ukraine will be your best choice: cheap whores, cheap vodka and drugs, no HIV tests (the positive tested foreigns are welcomed there because they won't affect the epidemic there) and no visa at all. Just book a ticket :)

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just a punk 09-14-2015 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by RazorSharpe (Post 20578399)

Ok and good luck to you too :winkwink:

Mediamix 09-14-2015 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaformX (Post 20578830)


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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MetaMan 09-14-2015 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20578216)
if you want it cheap and can't get Russian visa (which is really hard one)

LOL clueless commie idiot.

just a punk 09-14-2015 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20578848)
LOL clueless cmmie idiot.

I know you are, but why telling it to the all GFY members, clown?

MetaMan 09-14-2015 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20578849)
I know you are, but why telling it to the all GFY members, clown?

Did you really just pull an "i know you are but what am i?". What are you 12?

RazorSharpe 09-14-2015 04:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20578831)
Ok and good luck to you too :winkwink:

It was a joke ... of course I don't want to get HIV (again). I was just using a joke to basically say I think that woman is hot.


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