I had sex with 8 women in the last 24 hours:
 

I had sex with 8 women in the passed 24 hours. My buddy told me to dip my cock in lemon juice to stop any STDs from going up my waawee.

Now my cock is burning and i have massive hives that resemble burns on my sack from spilling the lemon juice.

i applied sour cream to the lemon juice to ease the pain but it seems to have made it worst.

i proceeded to drown my cock in tomato juice to re-ease the burn and treat it like a skunk spray.

if this persists i will go to emergency.

if i don't post in the next 24 hours please call the police because i may not be alive.

Meta out.

Poor dick.

ya bet your mom wants it!

http://bensbargains.com/thecheckout/...13/06/Burn.jpg

you should add a bit of cilantro next

And then you woke up...

lolz :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ya with your mom next to me. then i wish i went to sleep!

http://bensbargains.com/thecheckout/...13/06/Burn.jpg

:1orglaugh:warning


:thumbsup

i was thinking chives but cilantro works.

You were thinking if my dicks tastes better with chives or cilantro?

what is this an episode of chopped? u gay?

http://bensbargains.com/thecheckout/...13/06/Burn.jpg

This thread is like eh, not like meh more like eh.

apparently, you're still dreaming. you must be sleep posting.

Chicks dig warts. I'll say you keep 'em.

ya i have your mom an "A" for how well she sucked my junk!

http://bensbargains.com/thecheckout/...13/06/Burn.jpg

Lemon juice, sour cream and tomato juice. . . you sound like you are making a salad dressing for your dick.

Youre only in this mess because I had sex with those 8 women before you did.

I am most certain someone using That 70s Show images has already peaked and probably isn't getting laid at all.

Now, having said that...

http://bensbargains.com/thecheckout/...13/06/Burn.jpg

(Yup, I've dry docked myself, so I can safely used it)

All I hear is
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

Carry on champ.

start infection and dick fall off
you need to use an antiseptic
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Penicillin

If you saw my girlfriend your dick wouldnt stink like a mans asshole ever again!

http://bensbargains.com/thecheckout/...13/06/Burn.jpg

Ya thats all i hear from your mom before shes sucking my dick!

http://bensbargains.com/thecheckout/...13/06/Burn.jpg

you need to inject some of the lemon juice into your urethra, in case the clap got inside

I have only one question actually. How much did you drink today? Is it possible to see you posting here when you are not on meth or drunk as shit?

I have one question for you actually. Why are you so mad that Americans have big cocks and you have small cabbage roll wee wee?

Shit 8 times in 24h.probably you are 18yo

or popping kpacks :thumbsup

Been a long time since I've done that. 9 is my record for one day.

Ask you mom to kiss the pain away

On a serious note - who in the world could manage to fuck 8 non paid chicks in 24 hours? Besides celebrities. I would be even the most handsome and game having man would struggle (not talking about white man in Asia etc, but amongst own people).

Swingers.

White dudes in Asia, dude, white dudes in Asia where the "in thing" like 30 years ago. :1orglaugh

Funny how most whiteys think, wonder, and imagine that they can step their foot into anywhere in Asia and they are going to be getting 1000's of girls kneeling at their feets. In Nana, or walking street, or AC ofc yes, but normal uni girls, etc, good luck.

I would love to take bets on this topic, who can get laid with normal uni type girl, 1 night stand. Everyone would fail :2 cents:

I 100% guarantee you Asian women would be throwing themselves as my feet. I'm tall, handsome, have a huge schlong and I'm just like the white kings that they are used to seeing in Hollywood movies.

They would be impressed by my size, stature, deep baritone voice, fall at my knees screaming ""MetaMan we love you!". Asian women are easy if you're me.

So porn vids on tubes are now called "women" huh? Impressive.

:D

Pff :) E.g. Adam & Eve - I don't know about your city, but here in Moscow is a shitload of places like that (they call them swinger clubs, tantra clubs, sex clubs etc). Pay $100-$150 to enter (a price for a single man according to that particular site) and have sex with 100 of women at one night... course if you are some Marvel or DC hero with a member of steel ;)

Good salad recipe!

No one gives a fuck about Moscow!

You are pussy killer