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MetaMan 12-20-2015 08:06 AM
What should you buy a fat chick for Christmas?
 
My gf and i know this fat woman across the hall. We dont really like her and are disgusted by the sight of her. But we feel really bad for her because shes super fat and is only ever with a black guy.

My gf was thinking a dominos pizza gift certificate.

I personally wanted to have her made a small horn that beeps when she backs up to warn others of her fatness.

What would be the best gift for a fat chick? I normally ignore fat people but wanted to do something nice.

baggg 12-20-2015 08:32 AM
Print a MyFitnessPal qr code on the back of a xmas card

Penny24Seven 12-20-2015 08:34 AM
chocolates. They all love that shit even if they deny it.
piglet, she will love it for 4 to 6 months before she eats it

newB 12-20-2015 09:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20674524)
My gf and i know this fat woman across the hall.
Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.

DamnSexy 12-20-2015 09:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by newB (Post 20674558)
Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

onwebcam 12-20-2015 09:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by newB (Post 20674558)
Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.
:1orglaugh:thumbsup:1orglaugh

BIGTYMER 12-20-2015 09:41 AM
You live in a building with black people? Sorry MM. You walked right into that one. :winkwink:

SilentKnight 12-20-2015 09:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by newB (Post 20674558)
Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ding! We have a winner.

Jigster715 12-20-2015 10:05 AM
Spend the money on getting your dick enlarged from 1 mm to 2 mm.

SekobA 12-20-2015 10:08 AM
Selfie stick so she can see her ass

epitome 12-20-2015 10:09 AM
Get her the same thing you'd get your Mom or yourself since you're so much like her. Can't go wrong.

ottopottomouse 12-20-2015 10:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by newB (Post 20674558)
Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ErectMedia 12-20-2015 10:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20674524)
I personally wanted to have her made a small horn that beeps when she backs up to warn others of her fatness.
Quote:
Originally Posted by newB (Post 20674558)
Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.
:1orglaugh

shake 12-20-2015 10:16 AM
Ghetto problems...

420 12-20-2015 10:19 AM
ham

https://youtu.be/mJbbtEOE4a4?t=4m37s

$money$ 12-20-2015 11:57 AM
fit bit for her

The Porn Nerd 12-20-2015 12:05 PM
Oh wait I know this one!

A cheeseburger?

A pizza?

Some oreo cookies?

What was the punchline again? Dang....

Doritos!! That was it. Doritos.

Good one. :D

j3rkules 12-20-2015 12:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by newB (Post 20674558)
Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.
:1orglaugh

MetaMan 12-20-2015 12:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by newB (Post 20674558)
Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.
Why would i buy a house when i travel almost 365 days a year?

I have no debt and savings. I want to do something nice for fat people.

When is the last time you did something nice for a fat chick other then fucking your wife?

MetaMan 12-20-2015 12:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by epitome (Post 20674583)
Get her the same thing you'd get your Mom or yourself since you're so much like her. Can't go wrong.
Or i give her the same thing as i gave your mom my fat dick?

ottopottomouse 12-20-2015 01:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20674685)
Why would i buy a house when i travel almost 365 days a year?
Riding the bus all day to keep warm doesn't really count as travelling.

SilentKnight 12-20-2015 01:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20674685)
Why would i buy a house when i travel almost 365 days a year?
Landlord evasion?

MetaMan 12-20-2015 02:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 20674705)
Riding the bus all day to keep warm doesn't really count as travelling.
Says the guy who's closest thing to a real vacation is searching beaches on google images.

MetaMan 12-20-2015 02:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20674720)
Landlord evasion?
LOL I love it! This thread is full of typical GFY losers who had to settle for a fat wife and can't admit their failures. :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 12-20-2015 02:25 PM
Tickets to Star Wars VII ??

NatalieK 12-20-2015 04:18 PM
A thread like this.....


only on GFY

shimmy2 12-20-2015 06:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 20674570)
You live in a building with black people? Sorry MM. You walked right into that one. :winkwink:
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

420 12-20-2015 06:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20674737)
LOL I love it! This thread is full of typical GFY losers who had to settle for a fat wife and can't admit their failures. :1orglaugh
I got my wife a book.

http://i.imgur.com/oUfinsI.jpg

OneHungLo 12-20-2015 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by newB (Post 20674558)
Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.
YUP...sorry bro. PEASANT SPOTTED!

Spunky 12-20-2015 06:55 PM
Jenny Craig gift certificate

mechanicvirus 12-20-2015 07:01 PM
Get her a thing that does something.

Coup 12-20-2015 07:14 PM
lol if u live amongst the fats

kane 12-20-2015 08:23 PM
It's pretty obvious you are looking for us to give you the go ahead to eat her pussy.

Go for it. It's a gift you will both remember.

epitome 12-20-2015 08:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20674688)
Or i give her the same thing as i gave your mom my fat dick?
I'm sure my Mom would appreciate that, I just don't need to hear about it. :2 cents:

Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20674733)
Says the guy who's closest thing to a real vacation is searching beaches on google images.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-20-2015 09:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by newB (Post 20674558)
Nothing. Save your money and buy a house, you peasant.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You said exactly what I was thinking. Apartment lol.

MetaMan 12-20-2015 11:14 PM
LOL i love GFY. 99.9% (im the 0.01%) of people in this thread have debt out the wazoo. You're all like: "Check out all my cool stuff the bank owns!". LOL

I actually you know RUN A BUSINESS. And can afford to travel and do nice things for fat people. My higlight of my day doesnt involve arguing Netflix with a fat ass spouse.

You = stuck in life
MetaMan = Pimp eating steak and shrimp

BOOYASHAKA

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-20-2015 11:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20675002)
LOL i love GFY. 99.9% (im the 0.01%) of people in this thread have debt out the wazoo. You're all like: "Check out all my cool stuff the bank owns!". LOL

I actually you know RUN A BUSINESS. And can afford to travel and do nice things for fat people. My higlight of my day doesnt involve arguing Netflix with a fat ass spouse.

You = stuck in life
MetaMan = Pimp eating steak and shrimp

BOOYASHAKA
What do you even do?

VikingMan 12-21-2015 01:02 AM
a gallon of ice cream, a sappy movie, and a spatula

ArtificialTraffic 12-21-2015 01:52 AM
Gutta-lax, mega family pack

klinton 12-21-2015 04:25 AM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...h_3022310b.jpg
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20674524)
My gf and i


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