Every single time I give money to a homeless person...
 

...he or she says, "God bless you!"
I find this very strange. I keep thinking to myself why are you saying God bless you to me, God certainly did not bless YOU! Seeing as you are homeless, I don't think "God" really has your back here.
Anyway, just some random thoughts!

Perhaps God was blessing them by putting the thought in your head to give money.

would you rather them say "Fuck you!"??? :1orglaugh

They say it because they are religious and grateful;
otherwise they'd shoot you in the head and take all your money.
But then they'd rent a place with all the money and not be homeless so they would never ask anybody for money.

what do you want them to do? you are in cali! keep flashing money may see u on the newz :2 cents::2 cents:

*knock knock* Is there anything in there?

Yo mama!

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Your mama so fat she goes out in high heels and comes home in flip flops.

Yo mama's face so ugly that the doctor slapped her after giving birth.

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Yo momma so fat, everytime she starts singing people leave.

Yo Mama is so fat, she has an echo in her belly button.

Yo mama teeth so big she can eat corn on the cob without parting her lips.

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I wish you could see my face, I had to back away from the computer like twice, twitchin my eyes at it. How are you going to jump in these yo mama jokes and go against me.

You crazy?

Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...

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well duh :winkwink:

Yo mama so short she can't ride the inner tube at little land.

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Yo mama's ass so big that even blacks won't hit it.

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You must just be making these up as you go. :upsidedow

exactly! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Yes. That would be amazing.

They are used to getting handouts from the morons who run church shelters.

If they were honest they would see that if there were a god it clearly hates them.

Homeless persons?

You mean someone sitting on the street with a piece of card working?


Half the people outside shopping supermarkets in Spain are signed on to the benefits system, however, they need to have work, for over 16hr's a week.....

Also, you'll find in London, some of the "homeless people", the guys with a card & asking for money, have the Porsche parked around the corner & make over 2000 a day on the busy London streets!

Nice earners..... god bless you :winkwink:

I agree that it would be much better to see homeless people tell you a Yo mama joke every time you give them money.:1orglaugh

I thought you both were.

Your mama's so homeless she says god bless you every time I sneeze. Wait, are they supposed to make sense?

Random numbers, locations, assumptions and conclusions pulled from your ass Gary?

What empiracal survey did you pull this from?

Yo mama head so chicken that it's a chicken head.


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Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!

Your mama so nasty, that after we had phone sex I got an ear infection

Yo mama so ugly people thought she was you.

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Yo mama feet so stank that a skunk tried to foot fuck her.


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i've found that there are 2 ways to get homeless to stop saying that to me when i donate to them

1. stop donating to homeless (recommended)

2. save them the trip to the liquor store and just give them a bottle of vodka. the cheap shit from the bottom shelf, in the plastic jug so when they drop it. they don't say god bless you then, they say awwww shit yeah bruther!

What food are you eating to provide this random ass movement ?

True empirical knowledge, giving & purchasing water for our local homeless :2 cents:

Yo mama so bored she read this whole thread.
Yo mama so high she laughed at every joke

Giving out water (you claim) to homeless somehow makes you an authority on statistics of all the homeless in London and Spain? Do you ask them all a littany of questions and/or have them complete your homeless survey?

Okay, Gary.

Whatever delusional, bullshit fantasy floats your boat. :321GFY

I need new models for my fat tube site. Can you ask your mama ?