Could Anybody Use 1000.00 Cash?
 

You may or may not have seen the prev thred regarding the "thing" that I came up with by accident.. I'm trying to get the patent as fast as I can and just as soon as I have it in my hot little hands I'll decide the 1000.00 Cash. Winner. I cannot obviously tell you what it is obviously but as soon as I have legal papers in hand and can pick the winner, the cash is YOURS along with not one but TWO of these "things".

Two people have seen it, have tried for two days to come up with a name for it and I fucking give up on that part .. you guys and gals are one heap much smarter than this poor little innocent dumb country boy from flowery branch so... 1000.00 to help me find a name for something that does this:


1. Weighs approximately the same as a frisbee and is capable of inverted flight thought it was never designed to fly at all. It just fucking does (only when u want it to, not like on it's own)

2. Max load cap (just guessing) approx 12 lbs.

3. Basic model comes in kit form and could be assembled by a 4 year old in maybe 5 minutes.

4. Capable of total stealth or total detectability for indefinite periods of time.

5. Can remain suspended indefinitely.

6. Capable of remaining inverted indefinitely.

7. Waterproof (guaranteed) down to at least 100m

8. Can survive and remain functional even if you drove a truck over it.

9. Capable of passing through any airport security technology without detection.

10. Could save you anywhere from the 19.95 you paid for it up to your life.. marriage.. home.

12. 100 percent Kid Safe. Let your kid piss all over it (not recommended for obvious reasons). It will not affect operation.

13. Every mother, father, man, woman, child, doctor. pilot, and total fucking idiot (saved a category just for me) could use one right now.

14. Can operate without power indefinitely.

15. May be reconfigured as many times as you wish but is not required.

16. Already capable of supporting over 10,000 (rough estimates) electronic devices without any perm. modificaitons.

17. Can be used as a weapon in case of emergency.

18. Comes in a 2 minute assembly kit form but we will custom build according to MILSPEC standards.

19. Will instantly solve a problem that has plagued hundreds of thousands of americans for years.

20. It can save lives and avoid costly mistakes.

21. It is equally useful at home, in the air, underwater or in the battlefield.

22. You can throw it away without thinking twice about it unless you don't have 19.95 for another one or a credit card.

23. It is capable of disappearing without leaving any trace as to what it was or what it's intended purpose was.

24. It is capable of self illumination without a power source.


And it came about totally by accident out of a fit of anger and total frustration.

Good Luck on the 1000 cash.

I'm waiting to pay it to YOU!!!!!

:helpme

Best of luck to you. The patent department is currently over 4 years and 430,000 patents behind.

The last figures I was given showed that a patent will end up costing about $50,000 after legal fees and required plans and paperwork.

dokkster
FrisDokk
DokkBee

WTF are you making man...smokie smokie

something super fucked...
englib, waht is it? no clue, same thing as your toy

LEGOS!

"Segway"





Where's my check?

might help to know if it will be intented as a toy, gadget, or business tool because if you are trying to market it to businesses you don't want the name to be geared towards a 6 year old

How about...

Dream
Idea
Imagination

The Flying Glock

the dokk

The Flying Rock

"Super Fabulous Miracle 3000"

The Flying Thing

dokk...I'm sure those fried Twinkies are already patented :)

Call it... a gallon of water.

Flying Whatzit


HobNobber


WhizzBang

Panacea
Perpetuum mobile :)
Wizard
Magic
Wonder
or wonder somthing (should know more)
Life saver
Winner
(The) solution

Must4Life

Puffinator


Unbreakable Puffin


Mechanical Puffin

How about

"retarded"
"dumb"
"stupid"

:1orglaugh

Wonder dokk

wonder puffin!

superpuffin

magic puffin

SUPER SLINKE!



umm...


flying submarine

electric puffin

underwater ufo

e-frisbee

Nostos (ancient greek word: the voyage of return)

:glugglug

:1orglaugh

fuck, i'm dying to know what this thing is

i wanna buy one as soon as you make it

i'd love to know how you discovered this thing

dammit, photoshop if FUCKED. arrrrrgh!

me too me too :1orglaugh

e-boomerang

eoorang

elemerang


eletrorang

Wait, you think this thing is gonna make you a shitload of money, but you are offering $1k for the name? I revoke my earlier entry. ;)

merangus electronicus

englib!

Panacea is also an ancient word, the cure of all problems and illness..

I like wonder dokk or wonderdokk too.

Must4Life is GFY-ish.

"frizzbiz"
"frizzang"


:thumbsup

Rest easy...in a previous thred he said he was gonna give one to each of us!

http://www.isc-online.com/forms/inve...arch.asp?id=15

http://www.litmanlaw.com/?source=overture

http://www.invention.com/

http://www.1-inventions-patents-copyrights.com/

http://kids.patentcafe.com/patent-o-pedia/index.asp

http://www.inventorspublishing.com/

Good luck :2 cents: :2 cents:

flial
flyall
flyght
throo
fliscus
discyte
flydisc
discovisc

The:

fizbin

skwonkulator

super widget

flork

dynoflork

flotsam

jambulator

testiculator

numbskull

bullroarer

portapower
portatool
gyrotool
gyratool
toughtool
mistool

Whatever name ya choose i hope this thing makes you a mint bro if anyone deserves it you do :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee

Yep! You are going to need a lot of patience. I submitted a patent application in Summer 1999 for my mainstream business and it is coming up for "First Office Action" from the Patent and Trademark Office this July (or so they claim... I'm expecting it to be delayed even further) Thats 4 years so far, and first office action does not mean you get the patent, it means the process begins.

Total spent so far is approximately $40k, and we haven't even gotten to the hard part yet where you have to go back and forth with the PTO and your attorneys and get the damn thing granted.

But it will all be VERY VERY lucrative if it is granted. Can't wait.
Best of luck. Keep us posted on progress.