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CaptainHowdy 05-05-2021 01:25 PM

Masturbation May . . .
 
It's that time of the year . . . so I'll celebrate with solitary, self-polluting girls :jerkoff!

https://i.imgur.com/IqMEQFf.gif

* the jillin' right under the undies is one of my personal favorites *

https://i.imgur.com/bAX7ZlM.gif

https://i.imgur.com/vz2yEDW.gif

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mechanicvirus 05-05-2021 01:48 PM

Is there a March Masturbation as well?

Scott McD 05-05-2021 03:06 PM

I'm having a maturation decade...

CaptainHowdy 05-05-2021 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 22856202)
Is there a March Masturbation as well?

May also has "Star Wars Day" so it seems like a good pairing . . .

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CaptainHowdy 05-06-2021 11:54 AM

Mind the water bill (?) . . .

https://i.imgur.com/BA5pG7X.gif

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MatureKing 05-07-2021 01:58 AM

Question ONE! Why girls masturbate?

CaptainHowdy 05-07-2021 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MatureKing (Post 22856953)
Question ONE! Why girls masturbate?

You say fleas invented female fapping ? ?

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mikeet 05-07-2021 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22856620)
Mind the water bill (?) . . .

https://i.imgur.com/G8G4eFr.gif

at a quick glance i thought she was squirting :winkwink:

Jazzix 05-07-2021 09:58 PM

Masturbation ...

Mass murder of millions of tiny defenseless sperm.

If hitler was into masturbation instead of murder all the millions of deaths would not upset the world.

Look Chang 05-09-2021 01:33 AM

It is an exercise that must be practiced regularly to maintain the reproductive system of our body ... :jerkoff

J. Falcon 05-10-2021 03:03 AM

Happy fapping month!

Look Chang 05-10-2021 11:55 PM

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LetterTwenty7 05-11-2021 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazzix (Post 22857370)
Masturbation ...

Mass murder of millions of tiny defenseless sperm.

If hitler was into masturbation instead of murder all the millions of deaths would not upset the world.

:1orglaugh

True story. You should change your nick to Jizzix

Look Chang 05-11-2021 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jazzix (Post 22857370)
Masturbation ...

Mass murder of millions of tiny defenseless sperm.

If hitler was into masturbation instead of murder all the millions of deaths would not upset the world.

It's the same fate for blowjobs, sodomy and condom sex. As for normal sex, ONLY ONE sperm may survive if it meets an egg and that can only happen a few days a month ....

I wonder how many sperm would die during the life of a sex addict. :helpme

The Porn Nerd 05-11-2021 10:30 PM

Hey I like masturbation!
It's sex with someone I love. :)

SekobA 05-11-2021 10:38 PM

Its always better when are two

CaptainHowdy 05-12-2021 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 22857968)
Happy fapping month!

More o-faces to celebrate!


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CaptainHowdy 05-12-2021 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mchtye (Post 22857306)
at a quick glance i thought she was squirting :winkwink:

https://i.imgur.com/kQvQG79.gif

https://i.imgur.com/Xe0hwVL.gif

CaptainHowdy 05-13-2021 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22858402)

https://i.imgur.com/eup93jB.gif

Female masturbation is far more beautiful though . . .

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ruff 05-13-2021 12:42 PM

I masturbate every month of the year. Why would anyone want to wait until May?

CaptainHowdy 05-14-2021 04:57 PM

Here's a Firm Friday Frotteur . . .

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CaptainHowdy 05-15-2021 02:50 AM

"There's the 'rub'!"

https://i.imgur.com/LKheSue.gif

mikeet 05-15-2021 05:05 PM

The asshole on her ^^ looks amazing :winkwink:

Jazzix 05-15-2021 05:16 PM

The entire package ^^ so nice and clean looking :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 05-16-2021 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22859762)
I masturbate every month of the year. Why would anyone want to wait until May?

"A Fap For All Seasons . . ."

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CaptainHowdy 05-17-2021 08:10 AM

"A Rub A Day Keeps The Doctor Away . . ."


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CaptainHowdy 05-19-2021 06:18 AM

"Shime A Light On Meat" . . .

https://i.imgur.com/CkJ7OKu.gif

CaptainHowdy 05-20-2021 09:59 AM

"Let The Good Times Rub . . ."

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CaptainHowdy 05-20-2021 12:05 PM

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CaptainHowdy 05-20-2021 12:06 PM

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CaptainHowdy 05-23-2021 03:12 AM

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CaptainHowdy 05-26-2021 01:35 PM

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CaptainHowdy 05-27-2021 03:37 PM

Rubbin' to cure the blues . . .

https://i.imgur.com/g90VHMt.gif

CaptainHowdy 05-28-2021 02:51 PM

Some Friday Fiddlin' For Ya . . .


https://i.imgur.com/HG2QhiO.gif

Look Chang 05-28-2021 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22865612)
Rubbin' to cure the blues . . .

https://i.imgur.com/g90VHMt.gif

This girl is a real masterpiece... :winkwink:

CaptainHowdy 05-29-2021 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22866155)
This girl is a real masterpiece... :winkwink:

You think is a post-op pussy ? ?

ruff 05-29-2021 08:25 AM

This is one great thread. Can June be masturbation month as well? Whom do we have to talk to about that?

CaptainHowdy 05-29-2021 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 22866283)
This is one great thread. Can June be masturbation month as well? Whom do we have to talk to about that?

June Jilling :Graucho . . .

https://i.imgur.com/oQ7DqR8.gif

Look Chang 05-29-2021 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22866251)
You think is a post-op pussy ? ?

No I think she is Miss Pussy Universe ... :jerkoff

CaptainHowdy 05-31-2021 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22866483)
No I think she is Miss Pussy Universe ... :jerkoff

https://i.imgur.com/FWmpzSw.gif


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