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Juicy D. Links 06-11-2021 04:12 PM

How to get a girl to swallow your load?
 
:helpme:helpme:helpme

Furf 06-11-2021 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 22872660)
:helpme:helpme:helpme

I normally put it in a cup of coffee with cream.

CaptainHowdy 06-11-2021 04:38 PM

I'll meditate on that as if it was a zen riddle . . .

manilaagent 06-11-2021 05:01 PM

give her a extra $50

Major (Tom) 06-11-2021 05:04 PM

Juuuiiiiiicccyyyyy!

Scott McD 06-11-2021 05:47 PM

Blackmail works usually...

CaptainHowdy 06-11-2021 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22872667)
I'll meditate on that as if it was a zen riddle . . .

The wise advice would be: "move onto the next girl that actually does swallow".

dcortez 06-11-2021 05:57 PM

If you have to "get" her to do it, you might want to reconsider your choice of partner, or more so, she may want to rethink her choice...

ruff 06-11-2021 07:50 PM

It's simple, tell her not to swallow and she will. Works every time.

Look Chang 06-11-2021 08:08 PM

In this case, I explain to the girl that sperm has a fairly rich composition of proteins, mineral salts and vitamins B12 and C. All these essential elements increase the health and the beauty of girls who ingest sperm regularly. I pretend that the most beautiful girls in the world are sperm consumers and my argumentation works with 60% of reticent girls who refuse to swallow.... :stoned

Sergio 06-12-2021 12:14 AM

Most of them do this without asking

Jazzix 06-12-2021 05:05 PM

Tell her it will make her tits grow...

NEED4SPEED 06-13-2021 04:27 PM

If you have to ASK................She's just not that into YOU....:1orglaugh

xtreme01 06-13-2021 05:07 PM

Do the puppy eyes thing and say pretty please?

Mr Pheer 06-14-2021 12:40 PM

Ram is down her throat and blow your load. She'll quickly figure out what to do.

plsureking 06-14-2021 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sergio (Post 22872745)
Most of them do this without asking

porn isnt real :warning

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Scott McD 06-14-2021 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 22872684)
Blackmail works usually...

Dammit i thought this would get a reaction :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 06-14-2021 01:49 PM

If I can find a way to get a girl to come within 10 feet of me (One who isn't getting close because she's a medical professional, and its her job) only then can I work on getting her to swallow my load...

If it ever happens - unlikely - I'll report back and let you all know...

freecartoonporn 06-21-2021 08:46 AM

tell her its full of protien and it helps to loose weight.

romeo22 06-23-2021 02:42 AM

Cum deep in her mouth and tell her it was an accident

JustinWWW 06-23-2021 08:45 AM

Wtf happened to this board. Rename it to free dating advice for old guys :1orglaugh

Rochard 06-23-2021 10:09 AM

If you have to ask you might be in the wrong industry.

J. Falcon 06-27-2021 06:36 AM

Begging usually works.

carolwebb 06-27-2021 08:36 AM

say you kick off roof.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 06-27-2021 07:44 PM

Slip her a little ketamine and rohypnol =)

Lexi BongaCash 06-28-2021 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 22877335)
tell her its full of protien and it helps to loose weight.

This is actually true (about protein), if she has a gym membership, she might be interested, protein is a must for building muscles :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 06-28-2021 04:56 PM

Next time a girl doesn't want to do it, just swallow it yourself in front of her and see how that turns . . .

SBJ 06-29-2021 06:17 PM

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Look Chang 06-30-2021 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22881245)
Next time a girl doesn't want to do it, just swallow it yourself in front of her and see how that turns . . .

Good advice but risky ... :throwup

Major (Tom) 06-30-2021 12:22 AM

I always say before it begins, “let me know when you taste it.” From there be encouraging... when you finish cumming tell her to hold it in her mouth because you want to see it. Tell she’s a good girl. Then say “swallow it for me,” repeat with the “good girl.” Pat her on the head
& bob’s your auntie

Klen 06-30-2021 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Lexi BongaCash (Post 22880896)
This is actually true (about protein), if she has a gym membership, she might be interested, protein is a must for building muscles :thumbsup

That was actually proved to be total bullshit.

Porko 06-30-2021 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by manilaagent (Post 22872672)
give her a extra $50

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 06-30-2021 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22882059)
Good advice but risky ... :throwup

:1orglaugh

The surprise factor seem to work well with women . . .

LetterTwenty7 06-30-2021 11:01 AM

This thread reminded me of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifkY...nel=Movieclips

I have no idea how, but why do you want her to swallow your load? I know it is a stupid question especially since this is GFY, but still why? :D

INever 06-30-2021 11:07 AM

Girl sometimes have said really nice things to me.

I remember the real estate agent in training, a short 30 something amateur who brought me a jade plant for some reason.

After the head holding swallow she came up for air and said.

Now THAT was abuse!

:winkwink:

Juicy D. Links 06-30-2021 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 22882062)
I always say before it begins, “let me know when you taste it.” From there be encouraging... when you finish cumming tell her to hold it in her mouth because you want to see it. Tell she’s a good girl. Then say “swallow it for me,” repeat with the “good girl.” Pat her on the head
& bob’s your auntie

Dukeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sid70 07-01-2021 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22872729)
In this case, I explain to the girl that sperm has a fairly rich composition of proteins, mineral salts and vitamins B12 and C. All these essential elements increase the health and the beauty of girls who ingest sperm regularly. I pretend that the most beautiful girls in the world are sperm consumers and my argumentation works with 60% of reticent girls who refuse to swallow.... :stoned

Worked like a charm for my ex, she was so convinced she always wanted that. In general, my experience only, 70% of them would swallow, but only 10% at max will keep coming back regular for more :)

andrewg99 07-01-2021 02:05 AM

blackmail always works, be a dick

both literally and figuratively :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

baddog 07-01-2021 03:02 PM

Tell her it is great for her hair. Was our birth control with my first ex-wife.

Jazzix 07-01-2021 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 22881952)

This guy is genius Everything he says is true golden gospel truth


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