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Huggles 06-13-2024 11:58 AM

Ate McDonald's for the first time in a year yesterday
 
$16.50 in Canada for:

Big Mac combo:
Large coke zero
Medium fries
and a single extra cheeseburger

Today my guts ache and I've been farting for 12+ hours non-stop and slept like ass.

Had to scratch that itch... fuuuuuuck!!!

Big Clown wins again...

https://i.ibb.co/F0f3mGB/OIG3.jpg

fuzebox 06-13-2024 12:00 PM

I love my 1-2 yearly McDonalds. Always on a road trip, always regret it :1orglaugh

mechanicvirus 06-13-2024 12:11 PM

How the fuck are peoples digestive systems so terrible?

I always hear the same thing about taco bell online, "I ate a burrito and now my pants are full of wet runny diarrhea because my anal control is lacking". Is mcdonalds the same way now??

The Porn Nerd 06-13-2024 12:46 PM

I like their breakfast but omg the cost now! Two McGriddles and a hash brown cost $18 in NYC. :(

CurrentlySober 06-13-2024 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 23273778)
"I ate a burrito and now my pants are full of wet runny diarrhea because my anal control is lacking".

Fuking hell ! You TEASE!!! :mad:

Keep going... I was almost on the vinegar stroke! :2 cents:

King Mark 06-13-2024 01:19 PM

I'm vegan now (mostly), but ain't nothing like a McDonalds steak, egg and cheese bagel in the morning.

When I cheat like a degenerate, that's my go-to.

Retiree 06-13-2024 01:22 PM

Something is wrong with your health...I eat mostly healthy, but go to McDonalds basically every week or two...and never had any issues. And I have eaten in McDonalds in 20-30 different countries for sure.

King Mark 06-13-2024 01:29 PM

On another note, I know you into some new money and I'm proud of you... But $2000 sneakers and McDonalds should come after bills, stocking the fridge & cabinets and a trip to your doc for a check-up to see what your partying has done to your body. McDonalds ain't supposed to be doing all that to your belly and sleep pattern unless you got some other undiagnosed shit going on.

grzepa 06-13-2024 01:30 PM

Many people complain about increased sharting after McDs.
I don't have this problem thankfully. I eat fast food often

OneHungLo 06-13-2024 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Mark (Post 23273801)
I'm vegan now (mostly), but ain't nothing like a McDonalds steak, egg and cheese bagel in the morning.

When I cheat like a degenerate, that's my go-to.

No meat? You must be on a heavy soy diet.

King Mark 06-13-2024 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 23273809)
No meat? You must be on a heavy soy diet.

No soy at all. I get my protein mostly from peas, brown rice, flaxseed, peanuts and oats... among others.

mechanicvirus 06-13-2024 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 23273788)
Fuking hell ! You TEASE!!! :mad:

Keep going... I was almost on the vinegar stroke! :2 cents:

"So there I was, eating McDonalds in my 1995 Chevrolet Cavalier when I felt a rumbling in my stomach. I decided to "push" against my better judgement and was left feeling a very warm rush of liquid down my anus and upper thighs. I had been here before but not for 30 years, it was almost new territory for me. Luckily I was wearing my lululemon sweatpants for men which is ultra-absorbent until I realized this was slightly chunky diarrhea, so while the wetness is gone, the little flecks of dried fecal matter was still there. It left a stain on my clothing, just like it left a stain on my life when I loaded up gee-eff-why.com and clicked "New Thread"".

Fin. I'll take donations.

NoWhErE 06-13-2024 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 23273809)
No meat? You must be on a heavy soy diet.

There are plenty of sources for protein outside of meat and soy.

Major (Tom) 06-13-2024 02:37 PM

Me too & a pos falcon messed up my order /:

OneHungLo 06-13-2024 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Mark (Post 23273814)
No soy at all. I get my protein mostly from peas, brown rice, flaxseed, peanuts and oats... among others.

Why?

.

OneHungLo 06-13-2024 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE (Post 23273822)
There are plenty of sources for protein outside of meat and soy.

Let me guess...you don't eat meat either because of the environment?

NoWhErE 06-13-2024 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 23273835)
Let me guess...you don't eat meat because of the environment?

No. I'm not vegan or vegetarian; but I do have a basic understanding of nutrition :thumbsup

OneHungLo 06-13-2024 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE (Post 23273839)
No. I'm not vegan or vegetarian; but I do have a basic understanding of nutrition :thumbsup

I'm aware of other protein sources but meat is superior.

Major (Tom) 06-13-2024 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 23273833)
Why?

.

Kang has the obligatory PR man boobs

CaptainHowdy 06-13-2024 03:45 PM

Dunno if having an aversion to that junk is a bad thing . . .

mechanicvirus 06-13-2024 04:10 PM

Is this the soyboy of america thread?

Mr Pheer 06-13-2024 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 23273828)
Me too & a pos falcon messed up my order /:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

They fuck you at the drive-thru!

LunarLynx 06-13-2024 04:12 PM

I haven't touched McDonalds in over 15 years

CurrentlySober 06-13-2024 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 23273820)
"So there I was, eating McDonalds in my 1995 Chevrolet Cavalier when I felt a rumbling in my stomach. I decided to "push" against my better judgement and was left feeling a very warm rush of liquid down my anus and upper thighs. I had been here before but not for 30 years, it was almost new territory for me. Luckily I was wearing my lululemon sweatpants for men which is ultra-absorbent until I realized this was slightly chunky diarrhea, so while the wetness is gone, the little flecks of dried fecal matter was still there. It left a stain on my clothing, just like it left a stain on my life when I loaded up gee-eff-why.com and clicked "New Thread"".

https://i.imgur.com/shawlue.gif

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 23273820)
Fin. I'll take donations.

Sawwry... i cunt a4d2 give a donation... :(

King Mark 06-13-2024 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 23273833)
Why?

.

Just wanted to try it one day with some friends. See who can stick to it the longest. I ended up liking the outcomes and stuck to it about 95%

I had terrible night sweats, gone. No more kidney stones either. Don't know if going vegan is the sole reason, but it's enough for me to keep at it.

I like meat and eat it whenever I feel like it (no homo). I just don't feel like it much anymore.

Major (Tom) 06-13-2024 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 23273864)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

They fuck you at the drive-thru!

Ya man. Someone how left with 2 # 3’s /:

Major (Tom) 06-13-2024 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Mark (Post 23273875)
Just wanted to try it one day with some friends. See who can stick to it the longest. I ended up liking the outcomes and stuck to it about 95%

I had terrible night sweats, gone. No more kidney stones either. Don't know if going vegan is the sole reason, but it's enough for me to keep at it.

I like meat and eat it whenever I feel like it (no homo). I just don't feel like it much anymore.

And this is why you are a leftist. Look at you fools. Everyone of you is filled with soy and semen

Pfff

List ONE masculine lefty here. Just ONE. I’ll wait.

King Mark 06-13-2024 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 23273879)
And this is why you are a leftist. Look at you fools. Everyone of you is filled with soy and semen

Pfff

List ONE masculine lefty here. Just ONE. I’ll wait.

A guy mad that another man doesn't eat meat trying to make calls on what masculinity is 🤣

Rightards gonna rightard...

Major (Tom) 06-13-2024 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Mark (Post 23273881)
A guy mad that another man doesn't eat meat trying to make calls on what masculinity is 🤣

Rightards gonna rightard...

Ku Klux Kang
You are a soyboy

JesseQuinn 06-13-2024 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 23273855)
Dunno if having an aversion to that junk is a bad thing . . .

who cares. peeps eat what they want and that's cool. I ate half a delicious mango this am that would have cost me the equiv of 78 cents USD

but I got 3 for the equiv of 1.20 USD. ovbs tipped him. a nice old man who sells down the road what his grandsons bring

mango season rocks my world

gave one to a neighbor on each side of my place (they're not poorly, just a gift of mango is a good way of stating thanks for being cool)

I recall I ate an order of chicken mcnuggets once at an outing with a friend and her fam. it came with a little dipping pack of sweet and sour sauce. had never been to a McD's before. recall it being tasty but many moons ago

honestly got way more excited by white bread grilled processed cheese slice sandwiches, with brown cow to wash it down. my aunt and uncle lived down the block and I went there for dinner every time my mom made lentil soup or tofu cabbage rolls

no way I could do McD's now, but like me of all people are gonna judge choices for others?

stomach would flip
insides lack the equip
chemical compounds
twisting and churn
for want of mango
for that we a yearn

in JA McD's a naa exist
only BK and KFC on the list
the real with tastebuds quickly beat feet
for the jerk pan chicken sold on the street

lest I come off holier than thou
beg ya some fya for my cigarette now


I wish I could eat pan chicken, it smells so good and no skin or oil involved. just prefer them alive


Quote:

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 23273820)
"So there I was, eating McDonalds in my 1995 Chevrolet Cavalier when I felt a rumbling in my stomach. I decided to "push" against my better judgement and was left feeling a very warm rush of liquid down my anus and upper thighs. I had been here before but not for 30 years, it was almost new territory for me. Luckily I was wearing my lululemon sweatpants for men which is ultra-absorbent until I realized this was slightly chunky diarrhea, so while the wetness is gone, the little flecks of dried fecal matter was still there. It left a stain on my clothing, just like it left a stain on my life when I loaded up gee-eff-why.com and clicked "New Thread"".

Fin. I'll take donations.

I'm so fapping to this right now, please send me your cash app

Huggles 06-13-2024 07:41 PM

I have felt absolutely disgusting all day

HOWEVER

I had to have my once-per-year McDonald's... I had a Big Mac Attack and I couldn't get that fucking clown off my back...

Huggles 06-13-2024 07:46 PM

This is McDonald's as it passes through my body:


MakeMeGrrrrowl 06-13-2024 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Mark (Post 23273814)
No soy at all. I get my protein mostly from peas, brown rice, flaxseed, peanuts and oats... among others.

What do you still eat that's not vegan? Why did you decide to continue eating that?

I'm learning to cook vegan things, made the most delicious chocolate cake and frosting for my daughters birthday. It was MOIST (girls love this word heh)

I do love a big mac once or twice a year but yep, it tears up my belly too.

Retiree 06-14-2024 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE (Post 23273822)
There are plenty of sources for protein outside of meat and soy.

Only in eggs and milk products, all other(plant) protein is pure shit and our body can't use most of it.

Retiree 06-14-2024 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 23273851)
I'm aware of other protein sources but meat is superior.

Eggs are #1, no competition, body can use 2/3 of that protein can go into muscle. Meat is #2 (1/2 is used), milk/whey #3 (1/3 is used) and everything else is useless.

OneHungLo 06-14-2024 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retiree (Post 23273984)
Eggs are #1, no competition, body can use 2/3 of that protein can go into muscle. Meat is #2 (1/2 is used), milk/whey #3 (1/3 is used) and everything else is useless.

Agreed :thumbsup

mechanicvirus 06-14-2024 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Retiree (Post 23273983)
Only in eggs and milk products, all other(plant) protein is pure shit and our body can't use most of it.

Actually people aren't supposed to eat protein at all, only drink leaded gasoline.

Huggles 06-14-2024 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mechanicvirus (Post 23274138)
Actually people aren't supposed to eat protein at all, only drink leaded gasoline.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

King Mark 06-15-2024 08:35 AM

🤣

GFY meat eaters almost sound like them annoying vegetarians from a few years ago.

I'm noticing it's the same people that say meat is superior that think certain people are superior too, but are the ones crying about the backfire from that mentality (the replacement) and having to use fiber supplements now to take normal shits (shout out to Duke).

I don't have them problems, but I support your right to have them problems. Support mine to be problem free. There are no useless proteins, unless you have a weird mental thing going on where you think all the things you do are the only things that matter. Quinoa, Rice and beans, etc... i'm good, healthy and have this cool mental thing from it where I don't care what other people eat and don't feel like I'm superior because I figured out other ways to get my protein without all the saturated fats and bad cholesterol... And can eat a random burger without my stomach tying up into knots.

Huggles 06-15-2024 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Mark (Post 23274284)
... And can eat a random burger without my stomach tying up into knots.

McDonald's isn't a random burger, it is clown food!


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