Suck Ur Own Dick?....
 

Lola .. this is funny!.
Yesterday it was my good friends birthday!.. so we went out with couple of guys and few girls. We sat and ate!....... afterworlds, I am not sure how we got to this conversation, but my friend is like I can touch my head of my penis with my tong!............

WTF?... is it possible?... or is my dick to small?.....:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yes, your dick is too small.

some people even blow theirzelves

Your dick is way too small and your friend is gay.
He wanted you to say:

I can touch the tip of your penis with my tongue too!

Why are you trying to suck your own dick? Just get some whore to suck it for you, fag.

:NopeNope


i highly disapprove of this thread.

YO LISTEN BODY!>. i aign a fucking fag!!................ It just happned!... and i thought it was fucking funny!! .....................


and no my dick isn't small , just to clearify with everyone here lol..:321GFY

You are a flaming homosexual with a very, very small penis.

U probbaly jerking off to the goat !.. don't lie Micheal.!..

A national UK Paper (The Sun) reported that anyone can get to do it - it takes 2-3 weeks of trying aparently...

u lil fuckin fairy fag, afterwards when it was just u two this was ur convo:

" yo can u touch ur dick with ur tongue "

" no i cant but i can touch it to ur asshole "

u nasty fag!

which one was ur mom again?.......

It was hard to tell, they both had fucking dicks!........

u fucking homo!.. I am a fucking Russian, and I aint fucking gay!..................... ur thoughts are homosexual, and when u were writing this, u probably wishing U were in my place and asked him that...... fuck off bitch


but i got to admit ur pretty funny!...... funny looking, ugly pice of shit.

come out of the closet, your GAY!

dont get angry because ur friend dresses u up in a tight lil fairy outfit and gets u to lick his asshole,

im not saying anything against ur lifestyle but its ok everyone knows u where panties and buy numerous colors of lipstick,

now please go back to ur personal blowjob friend and keep doing him personal favors.

silly.

u all know that if your dick was long enuff you would try suckin it.

Why do dogs lick their cock?

Cuz they can!



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whoa.... man you are taking this shit to serious just calm down and give it 2-3 weeks practice. what does being russian have to do with anything?

they lick their own cocks cause female dogs dont suck dick,
have u ever had a female partners or just animal partners u seem to be intrigued by the fact they can lick their own balls.

u should get a job at the humane society fruity.

the funny thing about this is he's right

U fucking little fucking homo!.. fuck off...... with ur micheal jakson picture there!........ u probbay jerking off right now to what i am writing!................... FUCKING GAY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!>>><<! FUCKING FAG<LAME ASS LAMER! who Doesn't have anything else to do!...

I posted this for a joke, and u calling me a fucking homo?.......... u
u poor ass red nek motherfucker. It should've been a fucking joke that u can read and laugh about it!.. i aint gay! nor i ever been!....................... go finger ur self fucking lamer!... it is so nasty! to be a gay motherfucker!>..... but i dont' have anything againest them!.. let them live there life and be happy... just not around me!.. Ur fucking nasty man!..... shit!... get a fucking life!.. casue this is fucking disrespecting me! calling me a homo/... FUCK OFF BITCH..

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Quite possible I guess. Lucky fucker.

:1orglaugh

i have a girlfriend and lesbian porn that can turn me on, and its ok for you to be turned on or intrigued when ur friend talks about sucking his own dick, but when he asks u to lick his asshole its not ok to say yes.

and please stop doing this behaviour in public washrooms small kids walk through the bathroom do u have any respect at all u silly lil flamboyant fuck?

Homo

Poofter

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh .. now ur just being stupid... Its over!...

how old are you again?.... :321GFY

Meta would do it too but his Big Boy Pampers get in his way.:1orglaugh

suck me beautiful

i am old enough to tell that this kind of behaviour is inapropriate,
hopefully u dont get teeth decay from licking his asshole u homo.

:1orglaugh THIS GUY LICKS ASSHOLE

hey arent you the only one who volunteerd to star in the diaper porn?

whos got the huggies now biatch.

that is whack

EVERYONE !!. I didn't want to say this MEtaMan..... but ur forcing me to!..


ok here it goes!

MetaMan Smokes his own pubic hairs!!!


sorry man!. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sorry Metaboy You must be thinking of your brother. Toddle along now afore Momma takes a switch to you.

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Thats telling him :thumbsup

wtf i dont have a brother,

do u picture urself bending younger boys over and calling them names form ur pokemon show?

please move along from here u r embarassing yourself!

note to self:
dont respond to comebacks i used in grade 6.

micheal g-spot (metaman), sorry if i am calling u by ur first name , but ur behaving bad!!!!... Go to ur corner!.

wtf are u babbling about now?
dont have have to go spot on ur friend so he doesnt break his back while do his deed?