have you ever tried to suck your own cock?
 

if so and you managed what did it taste like?

I couldn't reach it but I'm taking penis enlargement pills now.

i just cant reach it!! :feels-hot

http://www.amazingpaul.com/bizarre/limberoni.jpg

:thumbsup

I dont know what is more disturbing...

The fact you posted that picture OR the fact that you know what URL it was at to post :helpme

wow what a lucky man :1orglaugh

nah hurts too much

lol, actually, that picture is old school man. Anyone whos anyone knows that pic is called "limberoni.jpg". I just searched google for limberoni.jpg and it came up no prob :thumbsup

Now when i can see it, I'll never try to reach it.. ;o)

Quote from Bill Hicks on blowing yourself:

A woman one night yelled out, "Yeah, you ever try it?" I said, yeah. Almost broke my back. It's that one vertebrae, I swear to God, it's that close. I think that vertebrae is going to be the thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory and a fervent prayer. I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight, guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.

If you really wanna suck a dick.. why suck yours when you can allways suck another's cock ?!

:1orglaugh

i dont think id want to suck my own dick....:Oh crap

Well as you are offering - your place - or mine :Graucho

Sorry but that just aint right!

i went to a very wild nightclub in Ibiza called Manumission and one of the "performers" had apparently had some ribs removed so that he could do that. not quite the same as being hung like a donkey though.

Ha ha ha... :321GFY
No thank you.. i just thought is easyer then brake your back trying to reach ur dick :1orglaugh

He he.. u little pervert.. i rather have a girl suck my dick :thumbsup

HAHAHA you dont get out much do you?

If you think Manu is wild you should try some of the clubs in NY :thumbsup

If sucking your own penis makes you a homosexual, so would masturbating.

what kind of fucking stupid question is that???

One that you felt the need to replie too :thumbsup

lol, if you call going to manumission that's located in the biggest nightclub in the world (privilage) and probably the best looking, that runs until 7.00am with live sex shows etc happening on stage not getting out much, those clubs in NY must be pretty wild.

:throwup

http://www.k9care.com/fga/Ron_Jeremy3.jpg

Ron Jeremy can suck his own cock.
He did it in "Inside Seka" 1 or 2
Old 80's porn.

So you got suckered in to the penis enlargement spam, Is it working?


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I know whats more disturbing,You thinking about sucking your own cock...Homo!

I friend of mine brought up a very valid point on this subject not long ago. The fact that you are getting a blowjob is negated by the thought of having a cock in your mouth. That being said the self-blowjob becomes counter productive.

Yeah, if the aftertaste doesn't bother you, go to an after hours dance club with your shirt off and you'll be at home.

Here's a question, if you could suck your own cock and wanted to suck your own cock, would you swallow?

heh, smack him in the back of the head for a surprise, or maybe just roll him off the table

Did marylyn manson get ribs removed to suck his own cock, or was that just a roumour?

Think if you were hung well enough to suck your own cock, you could get a girl anytime to do it for you?? Just maybe..:Graucho

*pukes*

:eek7

I think any guy could do it with enough stretching and limbering up (not with a beer gut in the way though). Having ribs removed to be able to do that is just plain... desperate.

I've seen some women in Cirque De Soleil that would definitely be able to lick their own pussy. Those women are so limber, they can fold themselves in half. One of them makes nearly an entire show of putting her ass on the back of her head.

I just ordered some neck-lengthening pills by FedEx!

That shit's fucked up. That dude probably has a wife and kids and he's an Internet sideshow LOL....people even know the exact name of the image to look for. Damn.

lil2rich4u2, is that you?

not telling

I heard marylin manson got bones removed to be able to do that

I would never suck my own cock...it's gay

I tried....I can't reach it