Negligent Driving in the 2nd Degree. $538.00
 

BMW M3: $65,000.00

Ticket for Negligent Driving in the 2nd Degree: $538.00

Seeing this shit go down first hand: Priceless.


So there we (Kel and I) are...Driving back from Seattle at about 90MPH minding our own business. All of a sudden we hear a strange sound. By the time we figure put what it is, it is too late. It seems that Kel had never heard the Laser Detector tones before.

So this unmarked Suburban type vehicle pulls out behind us and Kel hits the gas. Kel skillfully weaves in and out of traffic while responsibly using his turn signals for all lane changes. After about 3 or 4 miles of 135+MPH, he decides to slow down and blend in with the traffic. At the same time, Kel rips the Radar Detector off the dash but leaves the mount on the windshield.

Kel: Oh shit...Here he is, I am about to get a ticket.

Me: No good.

Officer: (With hand on gun standing behind car) Put your hands up!

(Opens my door and rips the keys out of Kel?s hand then throws them in the bushes.)

What in the hell are you driving like that for? Are you stupid? Get out of the car. (Kel gets handcuffed)

Do you know how fast you were going?

Kel: No sir.

Officer: No?

Kel: Well sir, I don't pay attention to my speed on trips like this. I just drive relative to the traffic.

Officer: Yeah, right. You know you were doing over 100 MPH? If you had hit a 2x4 with nails in it, it would have been all over.

Kel: Officer, I would hate to hit a 2x4 with nails in it if I were doing 60 in this car.

Officer: This is not Cannon Ball Run you know.

Kel: No sir. Cannon Ball Run had hot chicks and Lamborghinis. I have a fat friend and BMW.

Officer: You know I got all of this on tape. I have footage of your car blasting through and weaving in and out of traffic.

Kel: No shit? Can I get a copy of that?

Officer: No! But you can request one from the courts. I am going to go talk to your friend.

Officer: (to me) Why was your friend driving so fast?

Me: Not sure. I was sleeping.

Officer: Sleeping? With him driving that fast and swerving around like that?

Me: Man, I am dead tired.

Officer: Can you get me your friends license? He says it's in his wallet in the car.

Me: (avoiding my bag that has a loaded gun in it) Uh...It must be in the trunk. This is my stuff.

Officer: Here are the keys. Can you please find it?

(License found...Cop walks back to Kell)

You know I could ticket you for eluding? I know your radar dector picked me up. What brand is that anyway?

Kel: Radar Detector? Uh......Not sure officer.

Officer: Uh huh. Are you on any medications?

Kel: (Hands the cop his Oregon Medical Marijuana card)

Officer: (Looks at the ground and shakes his head then uncuffs Kel) Sign hear please.

He tickets Kel for $538 but was not able to list the speed because with Kel swerving around, he never got a good lock on his actual speed.

Kel...I am telling you bro...You need to get a copy of that tape from the court.

Seattle to Portland in under 2 hours...Including our little pit stop.

Kel...What else did the cop say to you while you were away?

Reminds me of Dave Chapple's stand up for some reason

lol

fun shit huh?

Yeah, encoding the video please, would love to see it :)
WG

HAHAHA!!! :thumbsup

Dinner at El Gaucho's:

Don't know. We still haven't figured out how to add it up.

Overnight at Tev and Raven's: Free

Ticket: $538.

Time well spent? Priceless...:)

Nice man I had some shit happen to my just like that with some redneck Arkansas state cops in my friends Lexus on the way to Memphis. I had gun in the trunk and one in the glovebox. I had to open that glovebox to get out the insurance and shit with a gun in there, you should see me barely opening the fucker and sticking my fingers in pulling shit out. Then my friend back talking to one cop while the other is giving me shit saying the car is stolen since my friend is hispanic.

Those fucking Arkansas guys were real assholes, I laughed at the guy and told him, you thought you caught one didn't you and he got pissed but luckily they never saw the guns and let us go on our way with a ticket too.

Nice stuff man. Fuck the man!

haha nice!

hehe nice story
btw , your friend shouldn't stop the officer on BMW m3 :-)

Me and my friend chip pulled up to a car at a stop light. Chip was high as fuck, and turned to me and said "Dave, I'm going to race them."

What I meant to say was "Chip do you really think you should do that?"

but you know i was high, so i said *puff* *pufff* fuck it sometimes a ni**a gotta race!

HAHAHA FUNNY SHIT!!!!!
I remember when I was 23 Rideing my crotch rocket home doing 120 and passing a cop I fucking gunned it and did about 150 or so for 30 min till i ducked into some trees!!
I was Gold till about 3 weeks later I went to church with my Mom and I met her there i rolled in to the parking lot on my bike "I had a custom 1 of a kind paint job on my helmit" And this cop who goes to there church come walking up to me....
"Wow Mr LAne how fast can that bike go? I was like I not sure never had it much over 90 before
He laughed and said next time my friend next time I will get you@@

i dont think hittnig a 2x4 at 135 in an m3 would kill you.

will this help my conversions?

Well, first and formost, I'd like to thank the people and items that made this all possible:

Myself
AaronM
BMW
Escort - Solo Radar (first time I've ever been hit with laser radar and thought it was AaronM's phone as it made an unfamilar sound). My fault though.
The officers of the Cowlitz County High Speed Pursuit Team.

I am really going to try and get a copy of that tape. :Graucho


I'm getting ready for Players Run 2004 :)

-Kel

That's some funny shit :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Rip

depends on what you hit after the 2x4

Video pliss

135 MPH ?
heh , I guess your chances to survive are equal like to win national loterry

i hit a big ass chunk of metal on the freeway at 85 and some change, it tore out two tires, and i did just fine. it was in a weak corner, but still a corner.

Yeah SixNine. If I can get a copy of that tape from the court....I will definitely encode and post.

BTW - Nice to meet you up in Sea.

-Kel

HAHA sounds like a nice road trip!

I thought the cop threw the keys in the bushes? :Graucho

that is a fucking fantastic story :thumbsup way to show it to those troopers..

btw Aaron I hope you had your concealed weapons permit with you :winkwink: you know it's a felony right?

He did...If you like, I can re-enact the entire thing second by second. Obviously he went pack and picked them up.

He actually went looking for them while i was still hancuffed and either set them in my car or gave them to Aaron before he let me go.

No worries on my end. :BangBang:

might not - but hitting an m3 on a 2x4 going 135 probably would

I still say you should have let the clutch slip and spit gravel all over his pretty SUV.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHH @ POT CARD

dude that shit is fucking hilarious

im honestly thinking about registering freekel.com, posting a paypal donation link, and pasting the story

its that fucking good

I love it.

classic shit lol, get that TAPE!

:glugglug

hmm cops can be asses...not as bad up here..but i have heard horror stories from down in the states.


i just smile and act all friendly..i do a good boyscout impersonation when needed

Thank God it was not in King County. He would have been fucked.

where did you get pulled over at ? waht city in cowlitz county

I know that we were well South of Kelso - don't remember the town though. The whole experience was a blur to me - literally.

-Kel

the excitment never stops when your in the hizzel Aaron

That's great, I love fucking with cops like that!

jDoG

Hopefully it will continue in LA.

See you soon Chris.

Very funny dialogue. Hopefully he can drive well... extremly irresponsable and immature.

But funny as hell.

Ladies and Gentlemen -

AaronM has decided to go halves with me on the cost of the ticket and any subsequent community time I may indure for our experience :thumbsup

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