What's a funny line for a Gay Men's t-shirt?
 

Need some ideas.

How about "The only thing left in MY closet is this shirt!"

Hey that's pretty clever. Nice!!!

Thanks. I'm usually not quite so witty, but I'm in a good mood tonight. :)

"If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Roll Over."

"Got Dick?"

DH

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That's a riot Tala!!!!

OMG That's a catchy one!

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How about (in really small letters near the bottom):

"If you can read this, you're gay! (Wanna go out sometime?)"

Thank you, thank you. Next consultation is free when you buy two more.

Or maybe even (still in small letters near the bottom) "Property of Twinks Inc. Do Not Remove."

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Don't worry, I'm writing down the name of the creators here and I'm very generous. :Graucho

You're very creative indeed Tal!

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Fucking hilarious.



How about these:
-May I push in your stool?
-The anal rapist took my dreams and rectum.
-BOTTOM
-TOP
-BUTCH
-All I need is the common decency of a reach-around
-My dad fucked my ass on a daily basis and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
-(front)How do you know your roomate is gay?
(back)His dick tastes like shit.

"I'm gay and can't wait to fuck you up the ass"

Is that a real shirt or photoshopped?

looks very photoshopped to me!

Is that your $5 bill on the floor?

Sorry it's early and that's the best I can do.

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"OMG Let's decorate"

How 'bout

front: B.O.C.
back: BALLS ON CHIN

"You say you're straight, but let's see what a few beers does to you"

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"I love da cock"

Don't forget "A Hard Man is Good To Find"

Oldie, but a goodie.

"I like hot dogs, popsicles, pickles, bananas and... are you seeing a trend here?"

Wow, the creativity is flowing magnificently!!

"It only hurts the first time"


"YES. I'M GAY."


"This shirt is almost as gay as I am."


"Tropical Fruit"


"GAYBAIT"


"Yes I'm gay. You may run in fear and loathing now."


"Well just paint me gay!"

"Support Our Troops" in big letters, then in smaller letters underneath:

"They just look so darned cute in those uniforms!"

"Man Lover - And Proud of it!"

"I open the door to my closet! Why don't you!"

"I kiss hairy men so why did you shave?"

"I give Bears free hugs!"

"Me Tarzan, You Tarzan"

"You're my co-pilot"

"I drive the Hershey Highway nightly"

"Kiss Me, I'm Gay"

"Swear words will never pass my lips but your dick will"

"You can keep your pussy, I'll take cock"

"I'm with stud --->"

"<--- I'm his stud"

"Bud slaps my sausage"

"Bud goes great with warm weiners"

"Rear entry: Men only!"

"Men without hats need to apply in the rear"

"Bring the lube"

"Jack be nimble but he's not that quick"

"Jack jumped while I flashed him"

"I Blow"

"You Suck?"

"Men were made to sixty-nine"

"I'm a pole-cat"

"FAG: Fabulous and Gay"

"Queer Folk"

"Bury your bone in my rear"

"I spew in back doors"

:Graucho

Itty bitty lettering at the bottom hem of the shirt: "While you're down there..."

Have fun fellers, I'm going to bed.
Let us know what you come up with KRL...:glugglug

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"It's raining men and I'm a bucket!"

Rectum Breath

"Parking in Rear."

Creativity is a flowin

"First-Class Overnight Male"


"I ran out of closets."