Hate being ignored? I will reply to EVERY post in this thread.
 

To make you feel like somone cares about what you say.

my dog is licking his asshole

Thank you. I need the love.

Will he lick my asshole?

It doesnt get any better than that!!! Does it! :thumbsup

Will you give you me your money too?:glugglug

the lights are on!

only if you put peanut butter on it

Do you love the cock?

Your welcome.... WAY TO GO SPORT! HANG IN THERE AND STUFF! :thumbsup HAHAHAH your histarical... I LOVER YOUR POSTS! :thumbsup

I miss being bisexual :helpme

Your sarcasm makes me feel infinitely better. Christ loves me.

Go blow yourself! But it was definatly a killer idea! :thumbsup
I would be hard to see without them, would it? Man your always full of helpful insites. People should take note of your skill. :thumbsup No, but thanks for asking! I have not been offered any in a long time. :thumbsup

SUPER COOL RADICAL! More poeple should be liek you! :thumbsup Its good to help you fellow man! :thumbsup

O MAN! I've never seen that one before! Thats killer. Way to make hte kickass post on GFY! Your somthing SPECTACULAR! mY nigga! :thumbsup

Is my dog Sparky in heaven?

.

my tongue hurts

There is no hell... thats a misconception about the bible... if there WAS a "hell" the bible says jesus was there for 4 fays... what peoople call "hell" is really just one of the words for dead or "in the grave"

Should I use bactine or neosporin for flesh wounds?

!Stop sucking dick for coke! :2 cents: :thumbsup

robitussin..... Get some of that tussin deep in there. :2 cents:

I bent my wookie.

I'll take that into consideration

old habits die hard though

Steam it and you will be able to take the bend right out.Replace it with your thumb and then work your way on from there! :thumbsup

Why was I given the gift of placing a six pack of beer in my ass, on the rings, without lube?

God has plans for you. I cannot disclose anymore in public. Please leave your name/address and phone number in this thread and somone will be in contact with you shortly.

but I need my thumbs!


they're very useful you know

I told you to repace the dick with a thumb.... SUCK on your thumb... not cut them off and replace them with dicks... I think you did not understand me.


...on further evaluation of your situation... Yes cut your thumbs off and replace them with dicks.

Does this look infected to you?

yes

actually sucking my thumbs would be a waste of good talent, and who wants to waste that?

Your the one who came her complaining about your tounge.... You can eaither have the coke... Or have a healthy tounge... I'm not gonne decide for you, I'm just telling you how to aleviate the pain. The third option is some kind of dick-sucking mouth protection device.

or i could just stop eating sourpatch kids:)

:glugglug

Quite possibly the best candy ever created.:arcadefre :karaoke :arcadefre

no arguments there

Yes, but wich one of them won??

i put down the sourpatch kids
i gave up the coke

my bed is beckoning