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shermo 03-21-2004 02:09 PM

Your first blowjob...
 
I remember the first time I got a blowjob. It was an amazing feeling and I wasted most of the blowjob being in shock. I couldn't believe it was happening! I was 15, and I'd never thought that a blowjob could feel that good. Needless to say, it was a terrible BJ when I look back on it, but it's a memory that I'll never forget.

How old were you and were you in shock, or did you act like a pro pornstar? Was it ruined by an unexperienced girl knicking you with her teeth? :1orglaugh

SS396chevelleSS 03-21-2004 02:11 PM

17 and it was great... In my Camaro. ...memories :)

Jimbo 03-21-2004 02:12 PM

I was 16 , it was awesome....

Illicit 03-21-2004 02:13 PM

I was with a girl who had been around... she had talent.

I was amazed ! I was also trying to fake that it wasnt my first time. But after 3 minutes, I think she figured it out. :1orglaugh

shermo 03-21-2004 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SS396chevelleSS
17 and it was great... In my Camaro. ...memories :)
Geez... my legs would have fucking cramped. Hopefully she took care of business and you avoided upholstery stains!

hova 03-21-2004 02:14 PM

I am still waiting for my first

TekayRoyal 03-21-2004 02:14 PM

i was so fucked up so i didn't cum forever, and then I felt like a porn star

buddyjuf 03-21-2004 02:14 PM

holy fuck
I completely forgot who gave me my first blowjob

ARGHHH THIS MEMORY PROBLEM SUCKSS!!!!

AaronM 03-21-2004 02:14 PM

I'm still waiting for my first one. :(

Jimbo 03-21-2004 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
holy fuck
I completely forgot who gave me my first blowjob

ARGHHH THIS MEMORY PROBLEM SUCKSS!!!!

its all those pills you take at after hours :1orglaugh

Manowar 03-21-2004 02:16 PM

I was 14 and it was by a total amateur,
but still good :Graucho

maxdaname 03-21-2004 02:16 PM

My first one sucked!!!BIG TIME!

SS396chevelleSS 03-21-2004 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack

Geez... my legs would have fucking cramped. Hopefully she took care of business and you avoided upholstery stains!

No, bitch didnt swallow, she cupped her hand over it and then wiped it on some tissues... the girl im with now however... she says its rude not to swallow... I Love Her :Graucho

beemk 03-21-2004 02:17 PM

i was drunk and the girl didnt know what she was doing, i didnt even get off.

Jimbo 03-21-2004 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
I'm still waiting for my first one. :(
damn dude you should pay for it :1orglaugh

Harmon 03-21-2004 02:17 PM

I remember I throat fucked my dike ass gym teacher because she owed me money for some candybars I was selling for a fundraiser. Those were the days :1orglaugh

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 03-21-2004 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Harmon
I remember I throat fucked my dike ass gym teacher because she owed me money for some candybars I was selling for a fundraiser. Those were the days :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh if thats true that fucking owns man!

buddyjuf 03-21-2004 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by maxdaname
My first one sucked!!!BIG TIME!
max who gave me my first blowjob?

was it "the whore" , the girl in LA, or someone I am forgetting?

buddyjuf 03-21-2004 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jimbo


its all those pills you take at after hours :1orglaugh

but Im CLEAAAN, never took drugs in my life :waaaaahh :waaaaahh :waaaaahh

AaronM 03-21-2004 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jimbo


damn dude you should pay for it :1orglaugh

How much do you charge?

shermo 03-21-2004 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


How much do you charge?

"I sale cheap blowjob."

I'm sure he may even give you a freebie. :1orglaugh

Melvin the Dude 03-21-2004 02:26 PM

Some chick blew me in her living room, her parents were in the back of the house in their bedroom.

I blew my wad in her mouth and she pulled out (she was only 14) and it kept shooting onto the couch ! lol! would have loved to be a fly on the wall when her mom/dad noticed the stains! :)

sickkittens 03-21-2004 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


How much do you charge?

Take advantage of him. He's from Canada.

TweetyBird 03-21-2004 02:29 PM

hmmm, I think I was 16 back then..

SENSEX 03-21-2004 02:32 PM

My first was amazing, he had a nice big cock with a long foreskin and big balls. He cumed in my mouth. :1orglaugh

Harmon 03-21-2004 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SENSEX
My first was amazing, he had a nice big cock with a long foreskin and big balls. He cumed in my mouth. :1orglaugh
OMG, is that you? Long time no see man :winkwink:

Herb Kornfield 03-21-2004 02:35 PM

I was 15...She was 14...

In her parents house in the rec room watching TV. She was all horned out that I never got a blowjob and she wanted to be the first to give one to me.

She swallowed, sucked balls, everything....the girl was amazing to say the least.

:thumbsup

buddyjuf 03-21-2004 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
I was 15...She was 14...

In her parents house in the rec room watching TV. She was all horned out that I never got a blowjob and she wanted to be the first to give one to me.

She swallowed, sucked balls, everything....the girl was amazing to say the least.

:thumbsup

damn, at 14 :Graucho

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 03-21-2004 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
I was 15...She was 14...

In her parents house in the rec room watching TV. She was all horned out that I never got a blowjob and she wanted to be the first to give one to me.

She swallowed, sucked balls, everything....the girl was amazing to say the least.

:thumbsup

maybe i should start playing it off that i never got one before with all the girls i hang out with.... then when im done with the first friend, i goto the next one and say the same thing... maybe they all wanna be first :Graucho

AaronM 03-21-2004 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall


maybe i should start playing it off that i never got one before with all the girls i hang out with.... then when im done with the first friend, i goto the next one and say the same thing... maybe they all wanna be first :Graucho

I started that game after I got divorced at 22.

Tell a girl that you have never had something and they will put extra effort into giving it to you on a silver platter.

Truth.

fuzebox 03-21-2004 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
Was it ruined by an unexperienced girl knicking you with her teeth? :1orglaugh
Yes :mad:

Mikey_219Inc 03-21-2004 02:56 PM

i was 18 - she swallowed every last drop, and it was fantastic. best one ive ever had.

i kept poking her on the shoulder like "im cumming! im cumming! ... you might want to remove your mouth from my cock!" (was being quiet, friend was sleeping on the floor next to the bed) ... i didn't realize she knew i was cumming and was gonna swallow it.

wow what a nice trip down memory lane :)

Melvin the Dude 03-21-2004 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mikey_219Inc
i was 18 - she swallowed every last drop, and it was fantastic. best one ive ever had.

i kept poking her on the shoulder like "im cumming! im cumming! ... you might want to remove your mouth from my cock!" (was being quiet, friend was sleeping on the floor next to the bed) ... i didn't realize she knew i was cumming and was gonna swallow it.

wow what a nice trip down memory lane :)

:thumbsup

PenisFace 03-21-2004 03:15 PM

What the fucking fuck. You're all getting blowjobs at 16 and 17, why the hell am
i still a virgin at 19 then goddam you.

PenisFace 03-21-2004 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PenisFace
What the fucking fuck. You're all getting blowjobs at 16 and 17, why the hell am
i still a virgin at 19 then goddam you.

Edit: Looking like eugene levy might have something to do with it :Graucho

suesheboy 03-21-2004 04:26 PM

Felt great, but my sister walked into the room before I came

Oracle Porn 03-21-2004 04:30 PM

Terribleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :(

Vic Lagina 03-21-2004 04:33 PM

Was 15...

Came very fast, like a chump.

But it was a great bj, no teeth, and she swallowed it all.

She had a crush on me and wanted me to really like it. She practiced on another guy before me, just to make sure she was good at it. Or so she says...

Needless to say, I couldn't take this girl seriously after that. I mean practicing to please me? How pathetic is that???

serious 03-21-2004 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vic Lagina
Was 15...

Came very fast, like a chump.

But it was a great bj, no teeth, and she swallowed it all.

She had a crush on me and wanted me to really like it. She practiced on another guy before me, just to make sure she was good at it. Or so she says...

Needless to say, I couldn't take this girl seriously after that. I mean practicing to please me? How pathetic is that???

:1orglaugh

Horny Dude 03-21-2004 04:46 PM

I was 21 in the joint on a assualt charge and I had this little cell mate I used to whore out for cig's! Man he could suck a cock.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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