Earn 40% !!!
 

I'd like to find someone who will recruit hot new 18 year old girls that are willing to model nude, then pay her and take her pictures, then update her website regularly and host it on a super reliable, ultrafast server. Also, they'll need to buy lots of extra picture and video content so I won't lose a paying membership too soon.

I'd also like them to cover all the legal expenses, processing costs, and pay the visa registration fees.

I'd like them to provide hosted galleries, full page ads, banners, and maybe even agree to pay my hosting bill.

I'd like them to throw huge parties where I can drink myself silly, while I oggle their hot girls and generally make an ass of myself. I'm gonna need a rug to put out my cigarette on.

I want them to do all that for no more than 40% of the net revenue that her site generates, and I might even ask them to prepay me even if I can't get her site to convert.

Any takers?

Wait, thats WHAT I DO!

Why do I suddenly feel so stupid?


Steve Lightspeed

I always knew you had a little masochist in you...

Freak...hehehee :)

how many megabits on the server and can i use someone other than ccbill?

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention that I'm going to accuse you of shaving and cheating if I can't convert any traffic at 1:500 or better. If you are a day late on my payment, I will publicly crucify you. And I'm gonna need a constant supply of new sites from you, I get tired of looking at one after a couple weeks.

on;y after this paragraph did i get the joke, :helpme

You only get 40% of the single girl model sites? damnn


Can i get jordan capri's phone number, I think she can support me.

What are you doing posting? Get to work....now!!! More sites....more sites....more sites.....hehehehe

And you better make sure that all the models are as hot as Jordan or there's gonna be hell to pay :)

lol awesome post

:thumbsup You do a damn fine job doing it, keep it up

lol no shit....

No, 40% is what I get to pay all the expenses with, since the affiliates get 60% off the top...

Ok cool, can i get her number anyways? we both have the same name, hell of an ice breaker i swear!

that sounds good.. something i'd demand? :Graucho

Doesn't sound like quite as good a deal when you put it like that. :winkwink:

Keep doing what you are doing.. Lightspeed rocks. :2 cents:

Oh please. If it doesn't benefit you then don't do it. Kwitcherbitchin. Do like most of the other ccbill site owners that only pay 50%!

ya those dam shave buttons on ccbill and ibill need to go!

it gives to many chances for revshares/paysite owners and anyone using them to take advantage of the webmasters this is what I have seen..

theses and alot of other processors need to clean there act up
seeing the sponsors are using this shave burn feature..
I say get rid of it play straight!. .dam it.. :mad:

poor one...
how about upsells, xsales, typins etc etc....
p.s. - also %10 on fees

it's all in the proccessing.. it doesn't matter how good your traffic is..when sending to a sponsor if there using Ibill/ccbill i'm not sure about jettis..?..:2 cents:

And you better not take a day off, if I try to icq you and you are not there within a few minutes, I'm dropping my links! And no matter how many sales I send, I expect you to drop everything and talk to me as long as I want.

I'll need lots of advice and support, you don't mind do you?

I guess you want reward points and christmas cards too. What a mooch.

Nice post! :thumbsup

Yes I do, and I'll need a non-expiring password to your sites too, for "educational" purposes

There we go, back to work! 24 hour support baby!!
WG

:1orglaugh

Awesome thread :)

don't forget the free tshirts and club jackets along with that 24/7 support. huh..

http://dollarmachine.com
http://python.com
sent me a club coat but it had plastic sleeves and then they started shaving me so I pulled my links and burned there jacket.. should I box it up and send them the ashes? seeing there scumbags now they use to pay now there in the shave business..

wheres the good long term paying programs that aren't out to fuck you around? I found a few but need more sponsors!

post your program.. :2 cents:

No, I'm gonna need a cool baseball jersey customized with my name and favorite number on the back... And no matter what you do for me, I might just decide to try someone else's program for a while, cuz you are probably making too much money anyway on typeins and upsells... And if you get someone else pushing your sites, I'm going to drop you completely, because then you'll be "over saturated"

I get to earn 40% of your traffic plus 4000 other webmaster's traffic right?

Ok, I'll take that deal.

http://www.ialien.com/kookies.jpg

Go ahead you at least deserve some cookies:)

hahahahaha- funniest thread I've seen here in a long time

it actually looked kinda ugly with the green and gold money emblem on the front corner and the material felt like a blanket forn the army you know the old grey wool ones on the neck tag it said it was some event coat.. this is what I got from them after I reach $56K usd in sales then I was capped and they slapped on the shave real hard after that.. morons .
sure they made probably 4-5 times the earnings but to just fuck me over like that after all those years from sending good traffic to leasing content for 3 years then they fuck me over..

this is why there bullshit.. period!
now how was your day today?:thefinger

Of course we expect our sponsors to provide us with free hosted galleries as well as free NatNet Bandwidth!!

Lots and lots of NatNet Bandwidth, right Rick?? Steve, I think you should do that too-what a swell idea!!

:Graucho

Of course we expect our sponsors to provide us with free hosted galleries as well as free NatNet Bandwidth for all their needs!!

Lots and lots of NatNet Bandwidth!!

:Graucho

Oh yeah, and you are gonna need lots of sites, and I want to be paid on sales to all of them from your exits.

Better yet, I'll require no-console linking codes, cuz I hate popups. But don't even think about paying me less for my joins.

And I want to lump you in with all the scammers and scumballs that have ever made money on the net. I don't care if you are honest, I have to blame someone for a bad week, and its gonna be you.

As long as you play fair then you get some of my traffic long term.. when you shave me to hard then I bolt? keeping long term webmasters is after all the idea isn't? :winkwink:

Steve,

you have always gone above and beyond at any gathering big or small. I think it is not always appreciated, but i for one have always really appreciated finding kindred souls around the lightspeed rooms.


The recognition you get surely nets you many webmaster signups as well. I am sure you are on everyones list of sponsors to use regularly.:thumbsup


will have to check out your PPS soon

it's like your talking right to me :)
WG

steve needs a hug

You hit the nail on the head. Steve has always bent over backwards for the webmasters. Though we all like to kid around, Steve is without a doubt, one of the good guys...


Matt