so i get a phone call from american express today.......
 

so i get a phone call from american express today.


hello sir - i'm calling about your american express card.

yes

sir - are you aware that you have over $67,000 in charges this month so far - when do you intend to make payment on that?

Umm, i thought i had until the 19th of the month to pay that?

Yes you do do sir - but considering the amount we wanted to know how much of that you intend to pay off?

Umm, all of it, like every month..

oh, it's $67,000

yeah - have you suspended my card - i thought my limit was much higher than that?

no no no - we just wanted to check with you about when you intend to pay that amount.

well if it's a problem I can go pay it now - i just thought i had untill the 19th to pay it is all

yes sir you do have until the 19th.

so is my card suspended?

no sir - we just wanted to check and see if you were able to make the payment is all.

umm, havn't I made all my other payments and they were all similar in size to this month?

yes sir - actually looking at your account i don't know why the computer asked me to call you - odd. -







now get this

then she asks me if I'm single and starts chatting me up and flirting with me for like 20 mins - she' s in toronto and asks me when i'm comming there and asks me out. I turned her down - fucking gold digger.

You shouldn't assume the worse. I'm sure she was turned on by your sexy voice. I know it gets my knickers in a knot.

ROFL :1orglaugh

I KNEW this was about the amount, before I even opened the thread..

She'll find a reason to call you back - trust me :)

fuck the bitch then run :p

Hahaha @ the telephoniste!


Although I wonder why you have to name such amounts at public boards.

lol oh man i hate gold diggers, they are all over the place here. There have been only a few times when i go to cash some checks where the female teller doesnt try hitting on me

:thumbsup :winkwink:

hahaha, on the good side of things, most of these phone reps are pretty hot. You should have asked her to get you the hookups to Amex Black :)

WG

my alexia ranking is public - thus anyone with a brain knows i spend a few bucks on bandwidth

The first part I believe cause I got one of the same calls.

The second part I don't

I think I have like 4 million amex points now, how many for a Ferrari I wonder. 4 billion?

:glugglug

i hate amex. just for the record. i think at one time they were calling me ten times a day. ugh. my celly! like i was going to give them the minutes...

i did - she told me they don't have it in canada YET - only for gov't officials here... but she said if they get it i'm at a spending level that would get me accepted for it

If you spend that much on your supposed 80 mbit bandwidth alone you're definitely doing something wrong. Even CJ burns 'no more' than 40k/mo @ NatNet.

Even I, as 200% hetero, got a hard on while talking you on the phone from the Japanese restaurant :thumbsup Imagine what you do to a lady :thumbsup

Lame post
http://bunky.zerosignal.net.au/Pics/...d_compnerd.gif

#1. it's canadian, not US
#2 - i have a higher ranking on alexia than CJ
#3 - that wasn't only bandwidth

Worst part is you have to pay tax on b/w

that dude is hilarious

LOL! I love it!

You should have told her to visit your site!!

DH

not sure i follow you?

haha a higher ranking? Means nothing man, you should know that. CJ must burn almost 700 mbit/second, and that's definitely a little more than you do from one single line of galleries.

And why do we need to know what you spend on the other things in life? It's fun te hear, but I think it's classless.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh .....your just too sexy, even over the phone Scott!! :winkwink:

He doesnt buy Canadian bandwidth, but the amount is in CDN..

Quick lookup shows hes in Seattle, with accretive-networks.net or something of the sort.

Don't you have to pay PST and GST or whatever? I know you probably aren't PST..

ends up being like 17.5%

sorry maybe you don't host in Canada

alexa rankings mean nothing when you compare how much average bandwidth the surfers use. cj hosts some huge files.

yeah my bad its late..

It's ALEXA

umm, ok.

its not all for bandwidth...

hes using about 100mbps that shouldnt cost more than 6000-7000 USD.. especially since accretive (or whatever) uses BTN which is really cheap in the USA, in all terms of the word.

So 67k - 7k = $60k on hookers! WOO!

ok :-)

What's with the bandwidth big dick waving. I bet I burn the least amount of pipe here. The amount of bandwidth has nothing to do with income, it's how you use it that counts :)

WG

They say the flashier the car the smaller the tool. I'm sure the same applies to credit limits being shown off on public boards.

The logic;
sleazy's must be inverted.

Have a nice day.

yep - they do. i don't deny that for a second. Cj pushes HUGE bandwidth and is a great site visited by millions of people.


i'm lucky if I get one or two hits a day

i never said what my limit was...............

Should of got with her sleazy and made a site out of her.

Good point WG !

This thread went way off topic :) The thread should be about AMEX & babes hitting on Sleazy!

NEW NICHE :1orglaugh

petty details.

bla bla im rich, bla bla i spent a gazillion dollars...

silence o' inverted one.