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uchase/webpry 09-30-2004 02:48 PM

I fucked a PLUMBER last night !!!
 
... as announced yesterday, I fucked a fat chick last night (haven't been down that road before).

... let me assure you, first and last time ever. I didn't enjoy myself for one minute, she stank, she was sweating and she had some nasty pussy farts. an expirience I could have lived without.

nevertheless, I covered her fat face with my sweet load.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Manowar 09-30-2004 02:52 PM

is it wrong if i got a boner while reading this ?

Nichebux_Tony 09-30-2004 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
is it wrong if i got a boner while reading this ?
:1orglaugh

brizzad 09-30-2004 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
is it wrong if i got a boner while reading this ?
i got one too :(

maybe enough GFYers will get boners and we can have a circle jerk!

wdsguy 09-30-2004 02:54 PM

did she feed u atleast?

mookienow 09-30-2004 02:57 PM

You were really drunk, no?

foolio 09-30-2004 02:59 PM

you fucked a PLUMBER or a PLUMPER?

Dagwolf 09-30-2004 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uchase/webpry
... as announced yesterday, I fucked a fat chick last night (haven't been down that road before).

... let me assure you, first and last time ever. I didn't enjoy myself for one minute, she stank, she was sweating and she had some nasty pussy farts. an expirience I could have lived without.

nevertheless, I covered her fat face with my sweet load.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I think you need to show her this thread and yesterday's thread in order to firmly establish yourself in the heartless pig hall of fame...

Dawgy 09-30-2004 03:02 PM

how much did the plumber bill you for the time?
those bastards are expensive.

klik 09-30-2004 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio
you fucked a PLUMBER or a PLUMPER?
:1orglaugh i thought plumber until i read it

BigasMoe 09-30-2004 03:04 PM

Well let me ask you this, did she look like this? Cause if she did all I can say is "Way to take one for the team"

http://www.pimpdog.com/images/Lexi_fatpig.jpg :thumbsup

Dax 09-30-2004 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio
you fucked a PLUMBER or a PLUMPER?

NoCarrier 09-30-2004 03:09 PM

The plumber wants to unclog your colon one more time

http://polaris.itd.ge.cnr.it/Polaris.../plumber-1.jpg

Lee 09-30-2004 03:12 PM

I hope she fixed your toilet as she was already there.

Nicky 09-30-2004 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
how much did the plumber bill you for the time?
those bastards are expensive.

yea those PLUMBERS can be really nasty :1orglaugh

uchase/webpry 09-30-2004 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio
you fucked a PLUMBER or a PLUMPER?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
plumPer

to answer you questions:

- I was sober (2 beers)
- It was free, made her pay her own drinks, cab ride to her flat.
- I came twice

Manowar 09-30-2004 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lee
I hope she fixed your toilet as she was already there.
:1orglaugh

Sarah_Jayne 09-30-2004 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio
you fucked a PLUMBER or a PLUMPER?

i was counting the posts until someone would notice that

Pornopat 09-30-2004 03:57 PM

My father is a plumber.
My mother might be angry about this...
:(

MandyBlake 09-30-2004 04:04 PM

Just for the record. Not all fat girls smell and sweat profusely.
Also...it couldn't have been THAT bad...I mean, you came twice!
If you weren't turned on, your dick wouldn't have gotten hard!

WickedVenus 09-30-2004 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by uchase/webpry

- I came twice

obviously it wasnt that bad if you came

WickedVenus 09-30-2004 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MandyBlake
Just for the record. Not all fat girls smell and sweat profusely.
Also...it couldn't have been THAT bad...I mean, you came twice!
If you weren't turned on, your dick wouldn't have gotten hard!

Woohooo One for mandy you go girl you tell him how it is :thumbsup

jade_dragon 09-30-2004 04:29 PM

so you went "hogging" as they call it.

deleteduser 09-30-2004 04:32 PM

always wanted to know how it is to fuck a plumper. now i know without making the nasty experience. thanks for sharing :)

Yo Adrian 09-30-2004 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
The plumber wants to unclog your colon one more time

http://polaris.itd.ge.cnr.it/Polaris.../plumber-1.jpg

:1orglaugh

aSStig 09-30-2004 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jade_dragon
so you went "hogging" as they call it.


hahahha


did u hug the hog . . . . . .


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

slavdogg 09-30-2004 04:50 PM

you fucked a plumber ??
whats next construction worker

xclusive 09-30-2004 04:50 PM

Congrats once you go fat you never go back....Well that's usually because you get crushed to death though...

Persius 09-30-2004 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigasMoe
Well let me ask you this, did she look like this? Cause if she did all I can say is "Way to take one for the team"

http://www.pimpdog.com/images/Lexi_fatpig.jpg :thumbsup

wtf is that shit!

Ross 09-30-2004 04:53 PM

A plumber fixes your blocked pipes. I aint ever saw a female plumber...

keyDet79 09-30-2004 05:03 PM

http://www.ba-consulting.no/images/gourmet/michelin.jpg

NoCarrier 09-30-2004 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MandyBlake
Just for the record. Not all fat girls smell and sweat profusely.
Also...it couldn't have been THAT bad...I mean, you came twice!
If you weren't turned on, your dick wouldn't have gotten hard!

Mandy,

That guy is a troll and/or fake character. GFY is full of them. :1orglaugh

You're cute, don't worry. :glugglug

MandyBlake 09-30-2004 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WickedVenus
Woohooo One for mandy you go girl you tell him how it is :thumbsup
LOL thanks.
I just hate it how people assume all fat girls smell and sweat all the time. Sorry it's just not true.

Dagwolf 09-30-2004 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Mandy,

That guy is a troll and/or fake character. GFY is full of them. :1orglaugh

You're cute, don't worry. :glugglug

Mandy Blake is gorgeous! :thumbsup

Vitasoy 09-30-2004 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigasMoe
Well let me ask you this, did she look like this? Cause if she did all I can say is "Way to take one for the team"

http://www.pimpdog.com/images/Lexi_fatpig.jpg :thumbsup


That cannot be human! WTF looks like dough

MandyBlake 09-30-2004 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Mandy,

That guy is a troll and/or fake character. GFY is full of them. :1orglaugh

You're cute, don't worry. :glugglug

Thanks!

MandyBlake 09-30-2004 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dagwolf
Mandy Blake is gorgeous! :thumbsup
And you are very sweet for saying so!
Thank you very much!

MaDalton 09-30-2004 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
The plumber wants to unclog your colon one more time

http://polaris.itd.ge.cnr.it/Polaris.../plumber-1.jpg


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh i pissed myself

that is hilarious

PornGeneral 09-30-2004 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigasMoe
http://www.pimpdog.com/images/Lexi_fatpig.jpg
:helpme

garce 09-30-2004 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigasMoe
Well let me ask you this, did she look like this? Cause if she did all I can say is "Way to take one for the team"

http://www.pimpdog.com/images/Lexi_fatpig.jpg :thumbsup

Not the only good pic on Pimpdog's site.


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