800x600 surfers are handicapping creativity on the internet.
 

Get off the shit resolution fuckernuts!

Unfortunately a ton of surfers are going to see this post I'll bet. Seems like there are a bunch of them around lately.

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lol, you should actually use 750 :2 cents:

A necessary evil. :(

Those assholes can kiss the 10 pixels of my page goodbye then.

But why 750?

rolls off the tongue a lot easier :2 cents:

LOL - I feel ya

but why 750? Its just a rounder number.

you can just have a different "old school" page for those surfers , any person who has been busy with creating adult orientated sites for longer than 5 minutes knows this

At my resolution a page optimized for 800x600 looks like a toothpick on a piece of paper.

fuck them. they will conform to the new standards or be doomed to a life of side scrolling their browsers!

if 800x600 is the max your screen can go it looks quite nice. My older laptop has it and its fine. When you use the higer-end (newer) screens to go down to 800x600 thats when it looks like shit.

and your point is ?

you really know shit about webmasterring

you should

a learn some more

b remain a fulltime stocktrader

c curse at me because you think I am wrong

I already do that.

http://www.adultnoobie.com/test.html

a) I've never had a day in my life I didn't learn something.

b) I don't trade stocks.

c) You are wrong you fucking idiot.

d) Your board persona blows. I know you dream of being the next Boneprone or Pimpdog but in the world of trolls you are one with the pink poofy hair.

it's true - i'm waitin; for the day whey these fuckers buy new monitors

Halycon? or whatever his name is....

I post here for no other reason than MY entertainment, not yours :)

tell my why I am wrong ? who cares about resolution ? ok you have to make them an extra page, but thats it ,

I ll tell you how it works
, you have scripts that detect screen resolutions , you make a design optimized for each resolution , 800*600 surfers see a design that matches their resolution is that simple

now tell me how it blocks your creativity ?

so are 56k users whats your point? :1orglaugh

I'm glad you are here for entertainment but maybe you should look into some biz related threads.

The way I advertise can't be interrupted with in between pages for the retards to choose their resolution. Most retards wouldn't even know their resolution for that matter. Every extra page in my chain to getting their credit card equals less sales.

And yes, lets do it your way. I'll make 3 or 4 copies of every page I stick on the internet. Nah, you can do that.

Don't even get me into 56k. That's like getting on a roller coaster that only goes downhill at 2mph.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sure dude , you make money :winkwink:

why would you make them choose when there are scrips that do it?

Who is going to take the time to make 3 or 4 versions of every page regardless?

if you have traffic , you would

if you have no traffic , you wouldn't

is really that simple

why would you make 3 or 4?

one for 800x600

one for people who got thier computer after the year 2000

simple

Bullshit.

your attitude kind of says it all, you clearly know shit about webmasterring still you are too "big" to admit it :2 cents:

Go troll someone who cares.

normally I don't react on those troll allegations , but anyone reading this thread can see I was NOT trolling here , but yeah , your average surfer wont know the diference between trolling and giving advice :Graucho

I really hope you don't take yourself seriously.

http://wwwcf.10dollarbigtits.com/ Go argue with Amp about how he should make multiple versions and redirect with a script instead of optimizing the 1 page for anyone.

Or you can go argue with Lensman about how he doesn't have traffic or he would know to do this.

:1orglaugh

lol, they are optimized

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Who is going to take the time to make 3 or 4 versions of every page regardless?
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if you have traffic , you would

if you have no traffic , you wouldn't

is really that simple

do I have to post the screencap of the 800*600 version? you reallly making you look dumber by the minute

just use width=100%

now everyone is happy and can spank their monkey all day

Post it moron. You said to make multiple versions of your page and if I had traffic I'd know that.

I think Lensman has traffic and there's only 1 version.

Jump froggy.

you make all sorts of claims about it ? ? and you didn't bother to test it ?

ALL lensmans pages are viewed in 800*600 perfectly ,


this is what it looks like in 800*600

http://www.latinapussy.info/800600.gif


so again , what makes you think he doesn't have it optimised ?

I just wanted to add one thing!


GET REAL DUDE

lol, shit you beat me to it

who cares - I am gonna post it anyway :1orglaugh

http://members.cox.net/gfy_foolio/gfyshit/800600.jpg

he will probably still say I am a troll and full of shit :1orglaugh