I'm going to fire myself
 

I've really had it with me! I'm not a great worker, I come in late and I leave early. I party on weeknights, and show up to work hung over. Every time I call in sick, I know I'm lying. I set my own hours and take a lot of time off. I don't feel like I have to answer to me.

Lately, the demands I've been making of myself seem excessive, and I've developed a shitty attitude. I act like a primadonna.

I'm not going to put up with me anymore.

To put it bluntly, I'm fired.

Steve Lightspeed

Donald Trump: "You're Fired."

Don't take that shit, Steve! resign first.

Give me your position before :thumbsup

Good call!
I just chose not to pay myself salary and see how long I'll work for free before I quit.
"The check's in the mail", haha yeah right. Loser.

It's about time we got rid of the dead weight around here ;)

Can you sue yourself for wrongful dismissal?

"You can't quit me! I fire!" :)

You don't have to take that shit, Steve!! See if you can get yourself a great severence package and then threaten to go look elsewhere, prefereably your competition, for employment!!

I'll give ya a job, Steve.

:thumbsup


j-

you are the weakest link... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Can I have your job? :)

going to give yourself 2k/mo. severance for the next year?

hey man I'll do nothing for you if you give me 25k this year :winkwink:

I offered myself a nice severence package, but I turned it down. I'm worth much more to my competition, and I know it. Fuck me and my company, I screwed me over.

I wonder if I can collect unemployment while I look for a new job?

Steve Lightspeed

I bet your golden parachute is gonna be waaay above normal.

bye bye ..

C'mon Steve,

Nothing is unfixable. Take yourself out to dinner, promise to be a better worker for yoursef, then yourself should give you a raise for being so dedicated as to better you, then tell yourself that you have feelings for yourself and that it will make it difficult to be around you without expressing your true love, then have mad, passionate love with yourself but then feel dirty about it in the morning, then threaten to tell everyone about you and yourself so that yourself will have to give you a few extra weeks off and maybe a new car to keep you quiet.

I really need to get out more. :upsidedow

Maybe you can sue yourself for more money. ;)

may I suggest that you masturbate to the awesome content you have, then sue the company for sexual harassment?

dont be too hard on yourself steve - you've done alot of good for this industry and have made many of us alot of money - so you deserve to be a "primadonna" at times - accept the cudo's

I hope Silvercash reads this, I know they have a cash reserve and are looking to snap up some industry heavyweights.

Mike, my list of demands is small, just write me a blank check each month and I'm all yours.

Steve Lightspeed

take a severence package as well, cause your lazy ass will need it ;)

Yeah and ask for an employment cert first :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Seriously--Funny post, Steve! Great reminder for the joys of self-employment.

this thread seems like a real mature way to deal with biz.

Blowjobs don't count.

You must be a one bad employee that you don't like the job you do yourself. Go easy on yourself, don't fire yourself just resign.

See, I'm always fucking off at work too. And I can't be trusted around money, I spend company money like its mine.

I think firing myself would really teach me a valuable lesson! I'll be back begging myself for my job back within a month, MARK MY WORDS

Steve Lightspeed


ps. lighten up

Need a replacement?
:pimp

can i have your job
 

i just fired myself too and need a new one

i'm not saying i don't agree with you. you don't have to convince us we all already understand it.

Could you fire Me next? I need the severence pay.

Hire Tawnee to take your job then, I heard she was looking for a job.

Steve,

Fire me too ... I promise I won't pose for you to take pictures of me and I'll only charge you 1k a month for that.

Deal?

JFPDude

http://www.freakmanor.com/smilies/haha.gif

I think I just snorted tea. Yuck.

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steve... i'm sorry but.. YOU'RE FIRED

someone had to do it :)

*gag*

There are just some things I wouldn't do for any amount of money. He's one of them.
:disgust

That's not grounds for firing. It's not like you slept with one of your models.
You might want to sue yourself for wrongful termination. :glugglug

Come work for me Steve. We'll set you straight.

Mitch

Sorry to hear that steve, it sucks that you had to let yourself go, if you want ill run the company while your away having fun ;)

as long as the job gets done..you can act like primadonna :)